The Olympics - they're shit. How would you liven them up?

[hobbit.]

what about allowing boarding of the other boats during the sailing events? full psychotropic drugs in the skateboarding, real swords in the fencing? the back runners being taken out by snipers from the shooting events in the longer running events - combining the running and shooting events? Archery at the same time as the 100m - whats faster over 110m an arrow or a runner?

 

[butters]

you might be onto something there, hobbs

 

[HisArpy]

Insert a men's freestyle competitive dance requirement for every contestant of the pole vault as part of their run toward the pit.

Plus a rules change to require leopard print shorts.


Could be wild. Could be a disaster. You won't know until it's over.

 

[30bandits]

nude female gymnastics...how else?

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Add the "Pookie Axe Throwing at an apple on top of Hobbits head" event, and see how quick Hobbits reflexes are to avoid the axe imparting a splitting headache.

 

[jaF0]

Insert a men's freestyle competitive dance requirement for every contestant of the pole vault as part of their run toward the pit.

The female gymnasts' pits?

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Trojan Games - a series of ads:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xf3r4l

https://youtu.be/M_5E2a0RCrM

The way ahead is clear.

 

[Chernosoth]

Athletic competition is tremendously profitable, for some millionaires and billionaires. If that's not exciting enough, you could give them more of your money, or burn it on a torch while running naked.

 

[pecksniff]

The fencing should be to the death. Likewise with martial arts. And the track events, if they can work out a way.

 

[HisArpy]

The female gymnasts' pits?

Armpit thread, just for you...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

How about dropping all the woke crowd into an alligator pit, the one that makes it out alive becomes queen of the Olympics.

 

[hobbit.]

Add the "Pookie Axe Throwing at an apple on top of Hobbits head" event, and see how quick Hobbits reflexes are to avoid the axe imparting a splitting headache.

erm....
i prefer my suggestion of placing apples on childrens heads for the archery competition.

 

[FataMorgana]

Set it all to Irish music and have tigers wandering freely in every event.

 

[rockcasbah]

Replace -

pole vaulting with pole dancing

Shot put with body shots

Triathalon with FMF-alon

Clean and jerk with jerk and clean

 

[hobbit.]

Set it all to Irish music and have tigers wandering freely in every event.

liking this idea, it would transfer into the winter olympics with Siberian Tigers and Snow Leopards.
torvil and Dean VS a snow leopard...

 

[Bud_Spencer]

what about allowing boarding of the other boats during the sailing events? full psychotropic drugs in the skateboarding, real swords in the fencing? the back runners being taken out by snipers from the shooting events in the longer running events - combining the running and shooting events? Archery at the same time as the 100m - whats faster over 110m an arrow or a runner?

Best idea I've heard today.

Of course, naked women's beach volleyball is a must.

 

[HeavyStick]

Any event involving running, make the competitors put on shoes 3 sizes too large.

 

[nowisthetime]

God, I'm so sick of swimming, way too many swimming competitions.

They should add a break dance competition or something.

Update: Well, shit, just googled breakdancing at the Olympics and lo and behold, they will be adding those competitions starting 2024.

 

[Chernosoth]

No TV, no sponsorships, just athletes organizing their own events and deciding what they will wear.

 

[thør]

Best idea I've heard today.

Of course, naked women's beach volleyball is a must.

It's not like the competitors have great tits.

 

[pecksniff]

Lots and lots of LSD.

Not for the athletes. For the audience. Including the TV audience.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's not like the competitors have great tits.

Any tits are better than no tits

 

[thør]

Point made.


(See what I did there?)

 

[hobbit.]

archery - in teams shooting at each other- last team with a member able to shoot wins and goes through to the next round.

 

[jaF0]

Archers shoot at the track runners. Goal is to get to the finish line before arrow finishes you.