The oldest active Lit member award

[bluntforcemama]

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Mr. Bob Peale!

Congratulations! You've won a four year stay at Literotica.com!

 

[Purple Haze]

I think he's napping.

Or maybe the old fart didn't hear you.

 

[perks]

I think he's napping.

Or maybe the old fart didn't hear you.

lmao, maybe Nod is running him ragged.

 

[alildevilish]

he needs

an award...

 

[sunstruck]

He IS breathing right? Anyone have a mirror?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh, yuck! Look at that! His teeth fell out again. Will someone please wipe that slober off of his chin?

 

[Purple Haze]

It's your turn to change him and put him to bed.

 

[Bob Peale]

*sniffling*

I don't know what to say. I mean, you dream about this your whole life, but when it finally happens...well, I just don't know what to say.

*cough*

Excuse me...it's just that you caught me by surprise. There were so many talented Literoticans in this category.

*raising the statuette*

This belongs to each and every one of you! Really, we're all winners!

*reaching into my jacket pocket*

I promised my wife if I ever won, I'd make sure not to forget anyone.

First, to my loving wife - thanks for paying the cable bill!

To the mailman - I don't know how you do it, but you keep Mrs' Peale happy with your regulat "deliveries", leaving me plenty of time to post.

To the artists formerly known as Thing 1 and Thing 2 - where did you put that box with daddy's "happy leavesl"?

To the people across the street - thanks for making so much goddamn noise that I wasn't going to get any sleep anyway!

I know I'm forgetting people - there's just so many who have helped make this moment special.

And to all my fellow Literoticans - dare to dream! You too can stand here where I'm standing...oh wait a second, that would mean I'd have to go. I don't...hey, is that the music playing? But I'm not done yet! I still have...

 

[Purple Haze]

Where did you hide Southernhelle?

I smell a conspiracy here.

 

[bluntforcemama]

That's the statuette! I had her bronzed and shrunk. Taxidermists do wonderful things these days!

 

[Bob Peale]

Where did you hide Southernhelle?

I smell a conspiracy here.

*whistling innocently*

I have no idea what you're talking about.


Besides, hiding presupposes I actually know where they...oh, never mind

 

[Mistress]

For an old guy he is still very Yummy

 

[Bob Peale]

For an old guy he is still very Yummy

*blush*

I guess alcohol is a preservative