The older the Queen's dachshund gets, the more it dreams,

[4est_4est_Gump]

and they are very noisy dreams, barks and growls with a bit of running thrown in.



I think she's chasing wabbits...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Weasels.


Herds of weasels.


They have a lot in common shape-wise.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I don't think she's ever seen a weasel...



The again, Princess used to love the idea that she could take the dogs to PetCo. They have weasels.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yes, and all the other Pet-something aberrations, being as they are the Pet versions of the Auto-something whatever-they-ares.


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d4/a0/20/d4a0200da890ef62b3c1f37c06adedff.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I just ate my weasel!
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ija1hkTA--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ksb891f2llvf2ityov75.png
Don't you doubt me!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Weasel binds dogs up.


Worser'n cheeeze.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/cdd205c6281efdefccf6b638074ee2ae/tumblr_nl0cb0py1D1qhivklo1_1280.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She's had some practice!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Who has?

http://33.media.tumblr.com/ede3bbd2d018ee276fcfdd9d8405a3ce/tumblr_nfs4xvrEtv1tbdna4o1_400.gif

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Is that a pop goes the weasel joke or is she just happy to see them?


:snicker:

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/1d6b9669fb301d145f56ef0ecd0e8fad/tumblr_nlbfmdjr7m1tjdji7o1_500.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh good lord...



Get the hook!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/fb1107b019dc9f48cdd37931d808e9c2/tumblr_nkxas1Tcix1rhzk0mo1_500.gif

http://40.media.tumblr.com/d3ac9134d6c850a200930421008152a3/tumblr_nklhk8N6hj1u5e81mo1_1280.png​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That is step one...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/d5318a4432003f394b0596eab7368a1b/tumblr_nlrvfmFYrE1tmhg98o1_400.gif

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I need to trade in my weak-ass for your emoticon...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I doubt Laurel will spring for it.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnsmmDNCcAAfcIv.jpg:large

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

lol...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_G03Ipk-T-k/VRONPUN5VPI/AAAAAAABFzw/XR_jvdclvT0/w550-h483/20200_962409287117683_6868592496677343206_n.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

And there it is...,

isn't.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Where?


It's all an illusion anyway . . . .

http://40.media.tumblr.com/82a5d9097d8ef4fd682b239a889943d5/tumblr_njj19uHeXY1tioe3xo1_1280.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

How many lesbians can you spot in that photo?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

All of them.


I have amazing gaydar.

http://files.sexwisienki.pl/gallery/399547606.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'll bet Ken is one disappointed feller...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No, he's okay.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/27eb26ff48ea9adb233e62ba49213800/tumblr_nkfjtfNaq21rtxn3oo1_400.gif