The Officially Unofficial Gusty Wind Fan Club

[Ginny]

Dang *U* BUTT!
Dang *U* BUTT!
Dang *U* BUTT!



sign up here and you'll get:

A "Dang *U* BUTT! bumpersticker

Nude pics of Gusty herself

A Translation Guide

An explicit PM from Gusty herself welcoming you into the Club

First dibs on the XXX video of Gusty and HeavyStick's first full-length movie, Gusty Wind Blows HeavyStick Down



Gusty rocks!
welcome to the General Board.....

 

[Calamity Jane]

Can I get the bumper sticker without joining?

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Do I get a decoder ring?

Edited: To note that I see you get a translation guide. Okay.

 

[P. B. Walker]

I'd like to see you fit all that shit on a tshirt

PBW

 

[Ginny]

Can I get the bumper sticker without joining?

hmmmm....for you....yes....a Dang *U* BUTT bumpersticker.....but c'mon...sign up...it's free....no obligation....and the first 25 signupperers get....ummm.....well i have to consult with Gusty herself....but it's gonna be cool....i know that......so sign up......NOW!

lol decoder ring....good one....

 

[Ginny]

I'd like to see you fit all that shit on a tshirt.

Dang *U* Butt will fit nicely across a chest....good thinking PB...


so far...we have....<snicker>

Ginny
tortoise
pagancowgirl
CoolidgEffect
P.B. Walker


did i mention that just by posting here....you automatically join....cool, huh?....no forms to fill out....no waiting to see if you're accepted......Welcome to the OUGWFC!

 

[RawHumor]

If not a decoder ring, at least a GW to English (or American, if you wanna be anal) dictionary?

 

[Ginny]

<adding RawHumor to the master list>

boy are these OGWFC meetings gonna be wild....we better budget for lube....and anal toys....

 

[RawHumor]

And woodland creatures/small rodents.

 

[freakygirl]

Do I have to take her off ignore to be in the club?

 

[Problem Child]

Do I have to take her off ignore to be in the club?

I'm starting the freakygurl fan club.

 

[Ginny]

Do I have to take her off ignore to be in the club?

ummm...i think you oughta be able to figure out that one, freaky one....if not....check Webster's for "fan".....

thanks for stopping by with your positive input.....

 

[freakygirl]

I'm starting the freakygurl fan club.

Why would anyone do that? I'm such a bore..

 

[freakygirl]

ummm...i think you oughta be able to figure out that one, freaky one....if not....check Webster's for "fan".....

thanks for stopping by with your positive input.....

Well shit! I wanted the bumper sticker.

on second thought.. if you get a translation guide.. I guess I could take her off ignore.

 

[Ginny]

did i mention that just by posting here....you automatically join....cool, huh?....no forms to fill out....no waiting to see if you're accepted......Welcome to the OUGWFC!

oopsy....you two should really read before you post.....Welcome to the OUGWFC!

Ginny
tortoise
pagancowgirl
CoolidgEffect
P.B. Walker
RawHumor
freakygurl
Problem Child

bumpersticker on its way, freaky....

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Well shit! I wanted the bumper sticker.

on second thought.. if you get a translation guide.. I guess I could take her off ignore.

What if... she started making sense?

 

[freakygirl]

What if... she started making sense?

Then the translation guide wouldn't be all that great of a free gift.

 

[JadeEyes]

Um, I haven't been here long enough to 'join' this club... please don't say I have could I just get the free translation guide, please?

 

[freakygirl]

Just for the record.. she isn't on ignore. I just don't go out of my way to read her posts.

 

[tortoise]

Gusty rocks in much the same way as the little old local guy who, every single day, checks each and every coin-operated newspaper dispenser in town by loudly rattling each door exactly 5 times. Life is absurd and silly, and those that add to the absurdity and silliness are A-OK in my book.

if every moment of our lives were cradled softly
in the hands of a strange and gentle child
I'd not roll my eyes so
--The Shins

 

[Guest]

 

[tortoise]

If only the entire world were normal, comprehensible, sensible, comfortable, milquetoast, unoffensive, and homogenous. If only everone talked, thought, acted, and posted exactly like me.

What a wonderfully beige world that would be.



Her posts are indeed incomprehensibly dizzy-making and bizarre, but that's exactly why I love them. Like a mind-altering substance, without those pesky side effects.

 

[glamorilla]

it's art.

 

[glamorilla]

hunkydOme!

 

[Ginny]

Gusty Wind is an Asian woman, a very sweet one too. She used to have her english speaking husband translate for her on Lit but she decided it was kinda fun so now she posts, though mostly in the playground.

Like you couldn't tell she obviously doesn't speak english very well? Instead you decide to call her an idiot?

moved this quote just to explain Gusty a lil....thanks Indigo....

ya know.....if you don't like Gusty....save your comments for another thread, make a mean one for your pleasure.......this thread is really for folks that like her....enjoy her posts....so many fun threads are ruined by people who just like to be negative....anywayyyyy.......Happy Monday!......