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The Official OSP Register

BlackWolf65 said:
This is the Official List of OSP's - Oral Service Providers. Since carpenter0029 inspired the idea for this Registry with his question: "How many ladies would accept an offer of a no-strings attached oral orgasm," I am placing his name at the top of this list as the first Official OSP in Literotica.


Official Literotica OSP Registry


1. carpenter0029 - Springfield, MO
2. BlackWolf65 - New England
3. badger9 - Milwaukee, WI
4. Azuldrgon - Seattle, WA
5. koalabear - Great Lakes Region
6. KnightWing - Wasted Away In Margaritaville
7. DadsReady - Cincinnati, OH
8. OldestMotive - Greater Chicago Area
9. nyrjmk - NYC Metro Area
10. Lonely Knight - Florida
11. fathom7 - The Pacific Rim
12. football_stud - California
13. Phoenix67 - San Antonio, Tejas
14. de-valmont - London, UK
15. visualwill - Chicago, IL
16. vfrman - Lincolnshire, GB
17. Absolut - Australia
18. expertlinguist - Not Disclosed
19. mslv4Her - Dayton, OH/Atlanta, GA
20. In Anticipation - London, UK
21. ccnyman - Midwestern U.S.
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Sign me up man!!!!!! There's nothing I like better than makeing a hot little lady orgasm.....over and over!!!!!
 
tinman69s said:
Just in case you didn't notice it---Tinman is in Augusta GA
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Are you asking to be added?? :D

oops - just saw the other post...

Gimme a couple of minutes...
 
Hmmmmm...

*stroking chin thoughtfully*

How are we to know if these men can really "perform"...?
 
Lucky Girl said:
Hmmmmm...

*stroking chin thoughtfully*

How are we to know if these men can really "perform"...?
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Well, I'm sure that we won't have any problem finding *someone* to volunteer to give them an audition, now will we, Lover...??
 
damn, of course there's never anyone close by me.....ahh well..I'll just have to go buy more batteries.
 
BlackWolf65 said:
Well, I'm sure that we won't have any problem finding *someone* to volunteer to give them an audition, now will we, Lover...??
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OO! OO! OO! Can I do it???? PUH-LEEZE???????
 
Lucky Girl said:
OO! OO! OO! Can I do it???? PUH-LEEZE???????
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~~~Sighs...~~

How *did* I know this was coming...??

Of course, My Love...

You know I can't deny you anything...

I hereby proclaim that Lucky Girl is the Official OSP judge. She will have the responsibility of insuring that our OSP's are completely qualified to perform their assigned tasks. Therefore, LG, you are now The Official OSP Auditioner. While you do not get an OSP Number, you do get a nice shiny badge, which I will present to you later, in the Den...
 
BlackWolf65 said:
~~~Sighs...~~

How *did* I know this was coming...??

Of course, My Love...

You know I can't deny you anything...

I hereby proclaim that Lucky Girl is the Official OSP judge. She will have the responsibility of insuring that our OSP's are completely qualified to perform their assigned tasks. Therefore, LG, you are now The Official OSP Auditioner. While you do not get an OSP Number, you do get a nice shiny badge, which I will present to you later, in the Den...
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WOO-HOO!!!!

Hear that boys???? You gotta come thru me before you get here...! :D
 
My luck is that every time I find a chic that is willing, she is in Canada, or California or some damn moon or planet somewhere that no roads leave here going there---I am in the southeast US!!!!!
 
Lucky Girl said:
WOO-HOO!!!!

Hear that boys???? You gotta come thru me before you get here...! :D
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And trust me, this woman is very critical about technique and staying power....
 
BlackWolf65 said:
And trust me, this woman is very critical about technique and staying power....
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*slides riding crop out of right boot, begins smacking it on left palm*

Yes...yes, I am...

*smack, smack*
 
Now here is the conundrum.....does one get oneself to lucky girl, perform and gets whipped because one is too good or because one is a wet fish......

....wonder if there are any UK ladies offering to be Lucky Girls Deputy.....

Failing that....Lucky Girl give your coordinates and NavMan will point me in the right direction....

Do I ned to fit water-wings to this?
 

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Guttergoddess said:
damn, of course there's never anyone close by me.....ahh well..I'll just have to go buy more batteries.
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~~~notices his stock in Duracell spiked yesterday!!!~~~~ among other things! :rolleyes:
 
Okay, everyone... I am in the process of coordinating a little ceremony for LG, so that we can formally induct her as our Official Audtioner...

I'm thinking that we will probably try to have as many OSP's here at one time as possible, and each will have the opportunity have a small taste of this lovely person...

Shall we say, this Sunday evening, at approximately 10:00 pm? Of course, we may have to hold more than one ceremony, in order to accomodate our OSP's in different time zones...

LG, will that work for you, Lover?
 
BlackWolf65 said:
Okay, everyone... I am in the process of coordinating a little ceremony for LG, so that we can formally induct her as our Official Audtioner...

I'm thinking that we will probably try to have as many OSP's here at one time as possible, and each will have the opportunity have a small taste of this lovely person...

Shall we say, this Sunday evening, at approximately 10:00 pm? Of course, we may have to hold more than one ceremony, in order to accomodate our OSP's in different time zones...

LG, will that work for you, Lover?
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What time zone are you in? I'm CST...and Sopranos is on Sunday night.
 
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