The official Lit fluf thread!

[J.B.]

Yeah you heard me. Fluf thread. The most complicated thing you're alowed to post here is "Should I used my pink or purple dildo tonight?"

 

[lavender]

 

[Sillyman]

What's better, a shoulder massage for an hour or oral sex for fifteen minutes?

 

[Phoenyx]

Do i skinny dip or wear a swim suit?

 

[J.B.]

well.... my shoulders don't hurt so....

 

[T.H. Oughts]

who i skinny dip or wear a swim suit?

Either way she could use this underwater toy.....

http://www.toyisten.nl/assets/images/vibrator.jpg

 

[Kitte]

Lucky charms are good...even when stale...should I go get some...

 

[Phoenyx]

Either way she could use this underwater toy.....

that was do I skinny dip or wear a swimsuit.


She aint uasing that toy on me

 

[J.B.]

Do i skinny dip or wear a swim suit?

you own a swim suit?!

 

[Phoenyx]

you own a swim suit?!

Swim trunks what ever.
what Am I supposed to use in a pool?

 

[J.B.]

Swim trunks what ever.
what Am I supposed to use in a pool?

Same thing that I use -nothing.

 

[Sillyman]

I like fruity pebbles.

 

[Phoenyx]

Same thing that I use -nothing.

Now How am i gonna sleep with that in my head.

 

[J.B.]

All part of a plan my dear.

 

[Lasz]

Same thing that I use -nothing.

What pool do you go to, I want to be there!

 

[Phoenyx]

Same thing that I use -nothing.

Will you join me then young lady.

 

[intrigued]

What's better, a shoulder massage for an hour or oral sex for fifteen minutes?

This is so easy...a shoulder massage for an hour...unless ofcourse I could give oral for 15 minutes, though that wouldn't be nearly enough time.

 

[Dillinger]

I don't do fluff.

(But I'd let a fluffer do me.)

 

[SlowHand89]

This is so easy...a shoulder massage for an hour...unless ofcourse I could give oral for 15 minutes, though that wouldn't be nearly enough time.

Now that's some good fulffin'.

 

[Orwell84]

Just wondering: Are Krispi Kreme donuts really better than the rest, and if so, why.
How's that for fluff?

 

[Phoenyx]

I don't do fluff.

(But I'd let a fluffer do me.)

Why?
The fluffer is not allowed to let you orgasm.

 

[Dillinger]

Why? Because the orgasm isn't the point. The experience is. Always be in the moment.

 

[J.B.]

Will you join me then young lady.

I was thinking of throwing a pool party. Want to come?

 

[riff]

I want to fluff! I want to fluff!

 

[J.B.]

Just wondering: Are Krispi Kreme donuts really better than the rest, and if so, why.
How's that for fluff?

no. this question makes you think.