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[Cap’n AMatrixca]

What's the phrase that pays?


If the Hsu fits
You must acquit!

If it fell outta da Trei,
It can't be me!

Don't blame my gender,
If I can't remember!

You don't need to think
When you see me in pink!

I'm ready to be led,
When the China is Red!

 

[Ishmael]

What's the phrase that pays?


If the Hsu fits
You must acquit!

If it fell outta da Trei,
It can't be me!

Don't blame my gender,
If I can't remember!

You don't need to think
When you see me in pink!

I'm ready to be led,
When the China is Red!

Don't blame my gender,
If I can't remember!
My mind's in a blender.

Ishmael

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

My lips will be taut
When Pelicano is caught!

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

It's like Jello!

 

[Ishmael]

It's like Jello!

That's the one.

Ishmael

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

I was humming when I posted it...

I don't recall, I can't remember...



The kids will be taught
Of the battles we fought
About how we lied
But no one died...

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

If you think I said Hymie,
You can go kiss my heinie...

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Home! Home!
The Iraqis are too many!