The Official Gop Plan To Oppose Obama.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Obama: Here's the deal, Boner, I'm gonna fuck your wife and mama.

Boner: OK.

Obama: Nope, I'm gonna fuck your wife and mama bareback, then let my homies use them.

Boner: Uh, OK.

Obama: No deal, I want your granny, too.

Boner: Oh man! OK.

Obama: You assholes never wanna compromise!

 

[Laurel]

You know, I keep hearing about this or that plan for the GOP to oppose Obama. But you know what would be really rad, what I - and most people, I think - would really like to hear? The GOP plan to better America and its people. That would be cool.

 

[dan_c00000]

 

[VaticanAssassin]

 

[phrodeau]

Did you forget that Congress has the Power of the Purse, dummy?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

 

[JohnnySavage]

I thought congress controlled spending

 

[VaticanAssassin]

 

[JohnnySavage]

Did you forget that Congress has the Power of the Purse, dummy?

I thought congress controlled spending

Never mind...

 

[unregistered]

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You know, I keep hearing about this or that plan for the GOP to oppose Obama. But you know what would be really rad, what I - and most people, I think - would really like to hear? The GOP plan to better America and its people. That would be cool.

Silly rabbit, The GOP Plan and the Dem Plan are the same. If the truth be told they've prolly spent 2 weeks fighting over how much pork they wanted. And when Obama agreed to McConnell's 2 billion bribe the deal was done.


This is no JBJ lie: In 1980 our Democrat encrusted county commission went to war with the GOP utility owners in this county. It was real war. Lawyers all over hell lobbing suits at each other. It was awful.

Finally the GOP faction threw in the towel and sold their water and sewer plants to the county for bazillions. The Republicans cried all the way to the bank, and the Dems did victory laps around their worthless treatment ponds.

What happened was the Democrat Pols conspired with the Republicans to fleece the stupid voters. All the POLs went to prison.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Don't you be worrying about congress Mister. You can't even keep chat controlled.

We have tens of people unable to log in.

I'm not done resetting the stack overflow modulator. Give me a few minutes.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

eh...almost funny

 

[1sickbastard]

You know, I keep hearing about this or that plan for the GOP to oppose Obama. But you know what would be really rad, what I - and most people, I think - would really like to hear? The GOP plan to better America and its people. That would be cool.

It would certainly be different. But it would mean having to articulate a vision based on something other than "Just say No".

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

It would certainly be different. But it would mean having to articulate a vision based on something other than "Just say No".

Adults generally say NO cuz its the wise course of action. Adolescents generally wanna try every stupid idea that comes down the pike.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

If we raise the BA level need for a DUI, we can dramatically decrease drunk drivers.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

You know, I keep hearing about this or that plan for the GOP to oppose Obama. But you know what would be really rad, what I - and most people, I think - would really like to hear? The GOP plan to better America and its people. That would be cool.

The overarching generalization that nonetheless remains true for the most part is that the Republican plan to better America and its people is to reduce government spending by reducing the debt and budget deficits. Or at least that's the song they have been singing for the last 40 or so years. Since the only substantive spending reduction that would address the debt issue is a reduction of Medicare, I seriously question their ability and dedication to resolving that issue over the long term.

The Democrat's plan to better America and its people is apparently to authorize the government to spend more whenever and wherever a public "need" can be found or often merely articulated. That authorization to spend is usually preceded by an authorization to borrow, and, unlike Republicans, there is no reason based on historical precedent that indicates Democrats are unable or uncommitted to doing exactly that.

 

[Liar]

Being the executive of the biggest economy in a world that is still growing rapidly, it would be incredibly odd if he didn't.

But yeah, it looks cute on a bumper sticker, doesn't it?

 

[Adre]

Because of course Obama started Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, Medicare prescription plan, the Irag and Afghanistan wars, the highway system, and invented the Post Office, even the Federal government himself! He did it all!

 

[1sickbastard]

Adults generally say NO cuz its the wise course of action. Adolescents generally wanna try every stupid idea that comes down the pike.

I have no issues with Adults who say no to their kids. It's the adults who's entire line of defending that 'no' with "Because I said so".

It's one thing to say no to a kid if he/she is about to do something stupid. It's another thing to articulate why it's stupid in terms the kid understands.

And it's a third thing entirely when said "adult" happens to be acting like a celebutard throwing a hissy fit. Any 'no' from that adult means bupkis.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I have no issues with Adults who say no to their kids. It's the adults who's entire line of defending that 'no' with "Because I said so".

It's one thing to say no to a kid if he/she is about to do something stupid. It's another thing to articulate why it's stupid in terms the kid understands.

And it's a third thing entirely when said "adult" happens to be acting like a celebutard throwing a hissy fit. Any 'no' from that adult means bupkis.

Naaah. Its never wise to invest your brain damaged kids with insight and wisdom and prudence. Theyre stupid fucks. I mean, God doesn't even waste NO on them, and will kill their dum asses if its possible.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

 

[unregistered]

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The plan of both aspects of our one party system, that is establishment Republican and Democrat, is to grow the power of the state, centralize it in Washington DC, and to continue to devour the economic and political viability of the civil society.

Maybe we'll get lucky and the cocksuckers will need to flee to France and Canada.

 

[1sickbastard]

Naaah. Its never wise to invest your brain damaged kids with insight and wisdom and prudence. Theyre stupid fucks. I mean, God doesn't even waste NO on them, and will kill their dum asses if its possible.

That's nice to know.

So, are you saying that conservatives, the GOP, and the teaparty do have a plan for making the country a better place for all citizens (other than 'just say no'), but there's no need to articulate that vision because the country is too stupid to 'get it'?