The Office

[clearlight30]

Can i have your attention everyone...ah, Creed that means you. It has come to my attention that this office is not as fun and sexy as it once was-Pam you might need more cleavage

anyway, as your fearless leader, lets make hump day something to write home about!

if the office is a rockin', don't come a knockin'

mmmm? what? ok, yup,

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Have you seen my desk?

 

[irish_male]

I'm assuming the role of Ryan, with the badass beard :]

 

[clearlight30]

Have you seen my desk?

you..you...lost your desk?

come on people! what in the world are you going to do your humping on?

 

[clearlight30]

I'm assuming the role of Ryan, with the badass beard :]

ryan my man...
well not my man...i mean...ummm
i will be in my office,

ah pam if jan calls
*points to ear*

 

[SecretLove69]

Oh sure, you come crawling outta the woods, looking all scruffy and smelling like a bear and get your fine ass behind your desk with a few freshly sharpened pencils and think you can start giving orders. Hmmm - well, ok - I'll be under your desk taking some "dicktation" if you need me.

 

[clearlight30]

Oh sure, you come crawling outta the woods, looking all scruffy and smelling like a bear and get your fine ass behind your desk with a few freshly sharpened pencils and think you can start giving orders. Hmmm - well, ok - I'll be under your desk taking some "dicktation" if you need me.

see this is what this company needs
loyalty

...and the sexy short skirt...that barely covers...her....bott

is hot in here, whew!!!

 

[molly_hunter28]

Leave it to you to find trouble within a few minutes...

 

[clearlight30]

Leave it to you to find trouble within a few minutes...

see trouble rymes with...
ummm
bubble
no
ummm wait
double
like double your pleasure,
two ladies at once...

 

[SecretLove69]

see trouble rymes with...
ummm
bubble
no
ummm wait
double
like double your pleasure,
two ladies at once...

Are you sure you're "up" for such a daunting task?

 

[molly_hunter28]

see trouble rymes with...
ummm
bubble
no
ummm wait
double
like double your pleasure,
two ladies at once...

Double your pleasure, double your fun...

I do believe it went something along those lines.

 

[clearlight30]

this is why i hired secret and molly for this office
they are team players

when i hired them, corporate put up a big stink...said we didn't have the money...

but look at productivity- up...well everything is up if you know what i mean

and when we changed casual fridays to lingerie fridays- i mean,wow...you add pam in lingerie,angela in lingerie

ok merideth wore lingerie and that was why i began to give merideth fridays off

 

[clearlight30]

ok gang
short day
gotta get back to the condo...doing some clean up
you know, jan is coming over later
tee hee

but but
tomorrow is lingerie friday so i expect everyone to be here on timeand ready
to parade around the office
and work,
make those sales

but really mostly parading

 

[SecretLove69]

ok gang
short day
gotta get back to the condo...doing some clean up
you know, jan is coming over later
tee hee

but but
tomorrow is lingerie friday so i expect everyone to be here on timeand ready
to parade around the office
and work,
make those sales

but really mostly parading

Oh sure - just get back in the office and then leave early - I see keeping you focused and on task is going to be quite an effort.

*now, what to do with all those copies I made of my butt???*