The Offical GB Apology Thread

[Aphro]

I'm Canadian, and as many of you know, we are renowned for being overly apologetic, even apologizing for things we did not do.

That being said, apologizing to those you have wronged can be incredibly cathartic and healing.

So here, I offer you a place to apologize for your wrongs, either real or imagined, and realize the great healing that the words "I'm sorry" can bring you.

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I apologize to my children for eating the last two toaster waffles this morning.

I also apologize for hiding the box in the recycling so they wouldn't know this fact immediately.

 

[jezzilee]

I apologize to the bug I just killed for landing on the monitor. It would have been safe if I did not have a touchscreen....had to reopen lit ffs.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Wow! Where to begin? When I was two I guess I stole my younger brother's teddy bear because it has brighter colours. Parents said I beat his head against a wall. No injuries suffered. Still have the teddy bear. Parents didn't tell the story until after the bears had been pretty much retired.

Sorry R.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[BotanyBoy]

Sorry I'm such a piece of shit.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sorry.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm sorry St Peter posts at all.

 

[Saint Peter]

I am sorry I post.

 

[oggbashan]

I'm sorry that some of my posts go on and on and on...

 

[yossi]

Sorry, not sorry.

The truly American apology.

 

[Saint Peter]

I am sorry you losers have to work today.




Sorry.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

All of you are sorry losers.

 

[Saint Peter]

All of you are sorry losers.

Do you not put your shoes on one at a time?

Do you not hit submit when the posties are posted?


Own it, loser.

 

[hashtag45]

I appologise to pete for calling him a douchebag.
Douche and bag - the right way to say it.

 

[Saint Peter]

I accept your apology.

I hope we can build on this and move towards a more positive future.

 

[Disgustipated]

I apologize to Sharpie as I was courted by a lesser, more fragile writing utensil.

 

[hashtag45]

I apologize to Sharpie as I was courted by a lesser, more fragile writing utensil.

I don't need to know what sort of things you stick up your butt.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm sorry I opened the thread.


I'm sorry I looked.


So sorry...

 

[Disgustipated]

I don't need to know what sort of things you stick up your butt.

You could fit an Olympic-sized 20-meter pool in there.

 

[Saint Peter]

I am sorry that I caused so much stress in your life that you stroked out.


Sorry.

 

[Lancecastor]

Is this a sundress thread?

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/sun-through-dresses-17.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=500

 

[Saint Peter]

It is now.

 

[pete]

i'm sorry you crazy canadians are so apologetic

 

[pollynova]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w111/april_rain_showers/potatokitten_zpsc231b366.jpg

 

[Wings]

I'm sorry that I hate you people.