The Non Sequitur

[Pandorica]

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This is the totally open, welcoming to all and especially n00bies like myself, gloriously random, totally unhijackable idle chat thread.

This is not my thread.
I hereby yield whatever tenuous claim to 'ownership' that starting it would have attributed to me.

You don't need to be acquainted with anyone who's posting.
You don't have to participate in whatever conversation is occurring here.

Chat, flirt, play, flight, make-up, debate, blurt, vent, cry and laugh.
Express yourself. Be who you are and no less.

Have at it.

WTF is a Non Sequitur? The inimitable Cheska reveals all here: Clicky​

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*claps loudly and plops myself into a far corner to see who else comes in*

 

[Pandorica]

Hi Luna

What you got planned for the weekend?

I have to giftshop but to reward myself for that, I'm going out with the girls in the evening.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Hi Luna

What you got planned for the weekend?

I have to giftshop but to reward myself for that, I'm going out with the girls in the evening.

Hello.

I am at work...and will be working all weekend.

*sighs, despondently*

However, all of my gift shopping/wrapping/prep is completely finished.

*happy dance*

So I am one up on most of my friends and family.

 

[Pandorica]

Definitely one up on me. I hate shopping in all its forms.

*shoots a jealous look from beneath my lashes at Luna's happy dance*

Bored this evening. Chilling out with some brandy and some Belgian chocolates. Just don't tell my waistline.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Definitely one up on me. I hate shopping in all its forms.

*shoots a jealous look from beneath my lashes at Luna's happy dance*

Bored this evening. Chilling out with some brandy and some Belgian chocolates. Just don't tell my waistline.

*tries to NOT stare at your waist line*

It ain't like your waist cares...

*grins wickedly*

I do try to control my flirting...so if I annoy or make you uncomfortable...you say so...

*grabs my apple sticks*

These are sooo good dipped in caramel sauce...

*low happy sigh*

 

[Vail_Indigo]

I do try to control my flirting...so if I annoy or make you uncomfortable...you say so...

Liar
Liar
Pants
On
Fire!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Liar
Liar
Pants
On
Fire!

Am NOT!!! I always tell the truth and I do try to control my flirty ways with people I don't know very well...

*looks innocent*

 

[Pandorica]

*tries to NOT stare at your waist line*

It ain't like your waist cares...

*grins wickedly*

I do try to control my flirting...so if I annoy or make you uncomfortable...you say so...

*grabs my apple sticks*

These are sooo good dipped in caramel sauce...

*low happy sigh*

Flirt all you like Pinocchio. If you have any domme/sadist leanings so much the better.

Hi Vail, welcome

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Flirt all you like Pinocchio. If you have any domme/sadist leanings so much the better.

Hi Vail, welcome

*grins widely*

I am Sado-Toppy boi, through and through...

cept for when I am maso girl...

Being switchy is hella fun but I am far better on the Top then the bottom.

*pokes GG*

 

[Cheska]

Luna has some Dom inside her, but I don't really think she has any sadist in her.. or that I have seen.

She is a cool Boi like that.

 

[Cheska]

*grins widely*

I am Sado-Toppy boi, through and through...

cept for when I am maso girl...

Being switchy is hella fun but I am far better on the Top then the bottom.

*pokes GG*

oops, I spoke too soon.

 

[Pandorica]

*grins widely*

I am Sado-Toppy boi, through and through...

cept for when I am maso girl...

Being switchy is hella fun but I am far better on the Top then the bottom.

*pokes GG*

Who's GG?

I can't switch, am crap at it. I'll goad and get bratty but I can't switch.

Sado Toppy Boi sounds delicious about now though. I don;t really fancy very effeminate girls. I find more androgynous/genderqueer alphas more compelling. Not into buzz cut dykes with lager guts though.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Luna has some Dom inside her, but I don't really think she has any sadist in her.. or that I have seen.

She is a cool Boi like that.

*giggles*

oops, I spoke too soon.

*nods*

Yes...I don't get into pain for pain's sake though. And I am not a fan of abject humiliation.

But pushing limits...adding sharp and pointy to thuddy or stingy pain...taking candles and heat and cold and mixing them...

demanding complete stillness...and punishing if one moves...even though I make it impossible for them NOT to move??

Oh yeah...I am all about THAT.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Am NOT!!! I always tell the truth and I do try to control my flirty ways with people I don't know very well...

*looks innocent*

I have yet to be shown any evidence of such.
(nor any evidence of you being innocent in any way)

Flirt all you like Pinocchio. If you have any domme/sadist leanings so much the better.

Hi Vail, welcome

Hello Dori!

*grins widely*

I am Sado-Toppy boi, through and through...

cept for when I am maso girl...

Being switchy is hella fun but I am far better on the Top then the bottom.

*pokes GG*

snicker

Who's GG?

I can't switch, am crap at it. I'll goad and get bratty but I can't switch.

Sado Toppy Boi sounds delicious about now though. I don;t really fancy very effeminate girls. I find more androgynous/genderqueer alphas more compelling. Not into buzz cut dykes with lager guts though.

Raises hand

 

[Pandorica]

*giggles*



*nods*

Yes...I don't get into pain for pain's sake though. And I am not a fan of abject humiliation.

But pushing limits...adding sharp and pointy to thuddy or stingy pain...taking candles and heat and cold and mixing them...

demanding complete stillness...and punishing if one moves...even though I make it impossible for them NOT to move??

Oh yeah...I am all about THAT.

Ooh... THAT encompasses quite the smorgasbord of nastiness

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Who's GG?

I can't switch, am crap at it. I'll goad and get bratty but I can't switch.

Sado Toppy Boi sounds delicious about now though. I don;t really fancy very effeminate girls. I find more androgynous/genderqueer alphas more compelling. Not into buzz cut dykes with lager guts though.

Vail = GG aka Gutter Goddess.

*grins*

I am gender fluid, practically gender fucked. I know that I am a woman. I like being a woman...but I don't want the world to know it, usually. Just my girl, just those I love.

*grins at your description of the diesel dykes I know*

I am BOI or GRRL....

both and neither...

It's fun.

*gives a polite bow and a wicked grin*

Pleased to meet you....

 

[Pandorica]

Raises hand

So what does it stand for?

Edit: Yeah, scratch that.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I have yet to be shown any evidence of such.
(nor any evidence of you being innocent in any way)

You have had years of proof, GG. I was innocent til I met YOU.

Ooh... THAT encompasses quite the smorgasbord of nastiness

Well um...yes...

but that's the fun of it really...

 

[Vail_Indigo]

You have had years of proof, GG. I was innocent til I met YOU.

ok, there's now soda all over my desk and shirt

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

ok, there's now soda all over my desk and shirt

The truth...

I only speak the truth, GG.

*grins*

 

[Pandorica]

*stands back to ogle the sparring couple*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*stands back to ogle the sparring couple*

*stands next to Pandorica and offers up one of my apple sticks*

It's crunchy and good...

*nods*

 

[Pandorica]

*stands next to Pandorica and offers up one of my apple sticks*

It's crunchy and good...

*nods*

*licks the apple stick, flickering my tongue over it, focusing on the tip. slides down and takes a deep suck, moaning barely audibly*

Very good.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*licks the apple stick, flickering my tongue over it, focusing on the tip. slides down and takes a deep suck, moaning barely audibly*

Very good.

*hand grips the nape of a neck*

I didn't ask you to make out with my apple stick...

*grins*

go check yer PM box.