The night before Xmas

VIPER2121

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Twas the night before Christmas and all though LIT
Not a nympho was stirring not even a bit
The stocking were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St Pimpilas would soon be there.
When out my bed I heard such a clatter
I got up to see what was the matter
The jolly old man was loading the toys.
Dildoes and vibrators some even for boys.
I watched as he made his way though the place
giving tons of gifts of leather and lace.
He saw me and winked and then a gave quick smile
he spoke just the words "youll know in a while"
Off like a flash I went to my bed
There were 3 for me one blonde, bruenette and Redhead!
The ladies were naked and mine for the taking.
Soon I would have all our bodies shaking
I heard from the room the words so clear
Merry Christmas to all, as he yelled to the Deer.
I cant wait to see you all.... naked next Year!
 
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Very nice!!

I do love your poems ;)

Makes me want to crawl into bed...
 
Damn....

...this Santa needs to stop at my house, 'm jus' sayin'.

:kiss:

Merry Christmas, Mr. ViperPoet. :rose:
 
And a very merry one to you!

I envy your poetic skills..... my poetry is widely feared, but I'll try a Christmas haiku..


The stockings were hung
Santa's chestnuts bursting soon....
Ev'rybody cums
 
And a very merry one to you!

I envy your poetic skills..... my poetry is widely feared, but I'll try a Christmas haiku..


The stockings were hung
Santa's chestnuts bursting soon....
Ev'rybody cums

Ill be honest ..

I think I just changed some words .. someone else did the hard work
No pun intended

Okay pun intended
 
Well Merry Merry to you sexy one. Enjoy yourself call if I need to send over some extra attention.

:kiss::heart:
 
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