The Newbie Lounge

[Just-Legal]

AKA The Newbie Support Forum Mk II

The good ship Newbie Support Forum has sunk to the bottom of the Author's Hangout, and so, as her buxom captain Just Legal I have decided to honour her memory in the traditional fashion.

Opening a bar and getting wasted.

Newbies get the first round on me. *eyes a few of the oldies* Get those wigs off, you aint foolin me.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

AKA The Newbie Support Forum Mk II

The good ship Newbie Support Forum has sunk to the bottom of the Author's Hangout, and so, as her buxom captain Just Legal I have decided to honour her memory in the traditional fashion.

Opening a bar and getting wasted.

Newbies get the first round on me. *eyes a few of the oldies* Get those wigs off, you aint foolin me.

do we get free donuts like at AA?

 

[Just-Legal]

do we get free donuts like at AA?

No! This isn't sex addicts anon...

*whisper* they're behind the bar, in the fridge with the good absinthe

 

[moonlight elf]

AKA The Newbie Support Forum Mk II

The good ship Newbie Support Forum has sunk to the bottom of the Author's Hangout, and so, as her buxom captain Just Legal I have decided to honour her memory in the traditional fashion.

Opening a bar and getting wasted.

Newbies get the first round on me. *eyes a few of the oldies* Get those wigs off, you aint foolin me.

The ship might have sunk but you still have a loyal crew.......WELCOME BACK Mistress of the Newbies!!

 

[impressive]

do we get free donuts like at AA?

Don't trust the AH donuts! You don't know where they've been.

 

[Guest]

No! This isn't sex addicts anon...

*whisper* they're behind the bar, in the fridge with the good absinthe

now why would I want to go there? I like my sex addiction

 

[TxRad]

No! This isn't sex addicts anon...

Uh....In that case, exactly where is that meeting going to take place......

 

[Just-Legal]

Uh....In that case, exactly where is that meeting going to take place......

Lou's? Abs?

Abs is probably your best bet!

Now... where did I put my anti-troll restraints?

 

[erise]

Ehm...

<looks around>

Am I the only newbie here?

 

[Just-Legal]

Ehm...

<looks around>

Am I the only newbie here?

Welcome to the AH Erise! Pull up a chair and have a drink - first one is on the house. And don't mind the tame authors, most are newbie trained.

*eyes the group* Now be *nice* to the newbie!

Do you have any questions for us Erise? Or just stopping in to say hi?

H

 

[erise]

Welcome to the AH Erise! Pull up a chair and have a drink - first one is on the house. And don't mind the tame authors, most are newbie trained.

*eyes the group* Now be *nice* to the newbie!

Do you have any questions for us Erise? Or just stopping in to say hi?

H

Oh, I think I'm getting the hang of it. Pet the rhino, the gosling and the duck, don't drink the vodka and look both left and right before crossing a political thread. How does that sound?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Don't trust the AH donuts! You don't know where they've been.

Oh, I know exactly where they've been.
Maybe we can talk Lew into serving the donuts at the meeting.

 

[cloudy]

Oh, I know exactly where they've been.
Maybe we can talk Lew into serving the donuts at the meeting.

Been a long time since we've seen Lew's donuts, eh?

 

[The_Fool]

Been a long time since we've seen Lew's donuts, eh?

damn........

 

[Guest]

Oh, I know exactly where they've been.
Maybe we can talk Lew into serving the donuts at the meeting.

I'll ask him when he comes back from his hols.

(That's if he's restocked, I was rather greedy last week... )

 

[Guest]

Been a long time since we've seen Lew's donuts, eh?

Speak for yourself, love.

 

[Guest]

damn........

Cheeky TWAT!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'll ask him when he comes back from his hols.

(That's if he's restocked, I was rather greedy last week... )

LMAO!
do the bakers even give him a box?

 

[The_Fool]

Cheeky TWAT!

Where's my belt...

 

[Just-Legal]

Oh, I think I'm getting the hang of it. Pet the rhino, the gosling and the duck, don't drink the vodka and look both left and right before crossing a political thread. How does that sound?

You missed one.

Never, *ever*, on pain of cyberdeath, call Svenskaflicka:

Sven

Its not pretty.

Oh, and dont mind the bunch of loonies up there. The eaisest way to get Loulou on thread is to mention Lew...

*run*

 

[erise]

Never, *ever*, on pain of cyberdeath, call Svenskaflicka:

Sven

I know a tiny bit Swedish. I can see why.

 

[Guest]

 

[Just-Legal]

Yes, but You were right to Pet the Rhino!

Sven Schmen! I did it and lived! A bit of right of passge I'd say.

COurse she hasn;t said a peep to me in years I think.

Rhino, if I didn't adore and envy your talent so much, I'd be telling Svenska you said that...

H

 

[Guest]