The NEW Lit Radio Original Dedication Hour

[Dillinger]

Want to say something semi-original to somone on Lit?

Is there a song that when you rewrite the words it reminds you of someone on Lit?

Post it here. Or just read my remade dedications. Whatever

 

[Dillinger]

Somewhere on top the raindancer
She's so high,
There's a babe that I heard of
Once in a slutaby.
Somewhere over the raindancer
Thighs are true,
And the dreams that you dare to ream
Really do cum true.

Someday I'll wish upon a pornstar
And wake up where the babes are above par
Behind them.
Where titties harden like drip drops
Away under her skimpy tops
That's where you'll find me.

Somewhere all around raindancer
Blue balls fly.
Nerds fly over raindancer
Why then, oh why can't I?

If happy little blueballs fly
All around raindancer
Why, oh why can't I?

 

[Guest]

Oh top of ol' baldy
all covered in cheese
I lost my poor ravioli
when Dilly tried to be clever-eese

Heh. I don't rhyme well.

 

[Dillinger]

Oh top of ol' baldy
all covered in cheese
I lost my poor ravioli
when Dilly tried to be clever-eese

Heh. I don't rhyme well.

Who you calling old!!!

 

[perks]

Hip Hop Hooraaaaaaay Ooooooooold

Hip Hop Hooraaaaaaay Old

heh!

 

[Dillinger]

Remaking No Doubt's "Hey Baby"...

perky_baby
perky_baby
Hey
Girls say, boys say
perky_baby, perky_baby
perky_baby, baby
She's the kinda girl that
Hangs with the guys (and girls)
Like a flygirl wanting to ball
With her sexual wiles
Takin' it ALL in
Try to be lesbian
With her on the makeout
Doin' all that sin
Tight fit, I sit
Push up, wick in
perky_baby
Surrounded by the Lit girls
With their tank tops
And their flirty ways

I'm just slippin' in and out, in and out
Watching boys and girls
And their sex appeal
With perky sittin' on my face
Who says you can't have fun
When the perkster comes to town

All the boys say,
perky_baby, perky
Girls say, girls say,
perky_baby, perky_baby, baby
perky_baby, baby
perky_baby, perky_baby, hey
Boys say, boys say
perky_baby, perky_baby, hey
All the boys hope to get
perky_baby from the back

 

[perks]

haahahaha!

it's my new theme song, except for the whole having sex with you thing.

*laughing*

 

[Guest]

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

I spewed.

 

[Dillinger]

For Muffy

Sung to Killer Queen by Queen

She keeps her Machine Gun
In her pretty corset
'Let them eat cunt' she says
Just like any other pet
A built-in remedy
For Jerks and Assholes
At anytime an splattering
Of Trolls

Pussy and and big titties
Well versed in erotica
Extraordinarily feisty

She's a Killermuffin
Gunpowder, g-spots
Dynamite and fellatio
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Ooh, recommended here at Lit
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

To avoid confusion
She never takes no shit
In conversation
Here at Lit
Met a Stud muffin
Went down on him
(killer, killer, she's a Killer Muffin)
Then again erotically
She's that way inclined

Her pussy comes most naturally
For cocks she does impress
Fantastic and pornographic

She's a Killermuffin
Gunpowder, g-spots
Dynamite and fellatio
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Ooh, recommended here at Lit
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

Drop of love juice she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy
Never out of action
Never out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild..
She's all out, all that

She's a Killermuffin
Gunpowder, g-spots
Dynamite and fellatio
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Ooh, recommended here at Lit
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

Ooh, recommended here at Lit
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try ?
You wanna try...

 

[KillerMuffin]

LOL, that's adorable, baby.

Thank you.

 

[Dillinger]

For Kotori

Sung to Volare by Dean Martin

Kotori, oh oh
Per bere, oh oh oh oh
Let's drink our way through the pubs
Dive into the maddening crowds
We can drink all the whiskys that we know of
Where friends raise a toast
Let us leave the stress and worry behind
Just like dudes of Literotica, a tavern together we'll find

Kotori, oh oh...

 

[April]

Damn. I never get songs.
Am I that indescribable?

 

[Dillinger]

You're next April! *smile*

But damn - do I have to do all the work around here? No one else up to the challenge of writing a few words for your friends... or your enemies?

 

[April]

Yes, you do have to do all the work around here. The rest are a bunch of slackers. Just jonesing for the next drama fix.

Would someone please kick my ass off this computer so I can go to bed?!

 

[TheDR4KE]

"Perky Bella" -- the Drake
sung to "Caligula" -- MACY GRAY

Hush the neighbors hear you moanin and groanin
But I just can't help it specially when we be bonin
"I can take your fears away"
I could not believe it
Hey what's your name?
Bella doh doh dah
She's something like my favorite movie
Beau doh doh dah
I wanna see her again and again
Bella doh doh dah
She's like my disco - She's really groovy
Bella doh doh dah
When we go out I'm gonna let her in

She wanna fight and make me feel like spankin'
Never hatin' and we're always fuckin
"I can take your fears away"
and I don't miss them now that they've gone astray
Hey what's your name?
Bella doh doh dah
She's something like my favorite movie
Bella doh doh dah
I wanna see her again and again
Beau doh doh dah
She's like my freight train - She really moves me
Bella doh doh dah
When we go out I'm gonna let her in
Bella doh doh dah
She's something like my 7 eleven
Bella doh doh dah
She got me open like an all night store
Bella doh doh dah
She's like my blue sky - she's next to heaven
Bella doh doh dah
She give me some and then I want some more

I could not believe it
Hey what's your name?
Bella doh doh dah
She's something like my favorite movie
Bella doh doh dah
I wanna see her again and again
Bella doh doh dah
She's like my disco - She's really groovy
Bella doh doh dah
When we go out I'm gonna let her in

 

[perks]

holy jesus, that duck moves ME!

 

[Dillinger]

Give Pez a Chance

Strawberry Pez Forever

Let me tilt you back, 'cause the next one is
Strawberry Pez
Tasty, oh yes
And look, here comes another one!
Strawberry Pez forever

Candy is candy, I've heard it said
You have one piece, you've had them all
But I've learned from my experience, indeed
Some candy truly does enthrall.

Let me tilt you back, 'cause the next one is
Strawberry Pez
Tasty, oh yes
And look, here comes another one!
Strawberry Pez forever

I loaded up an assorted pack
And one by one, they all escaped
But it seemed to be an eternity, oh yes it did,
I thought I'd just get stuck with grape.

Let me tilt you back, 'cause the next one is
Strawberry Pez
Tasty, oh yes
And look, here comes another one!
Strawberry Pez forever

Refill packs in the local store
Remind me it's an endless road.
For your dispensers may be empty, oh yes perhaps,
But there's always one more Pez to load

Let me tilt you back, 'cause the next one is
Strawberry Pez
Tasty, oh yes
And look, here comes another one!
Strawberry Pez forever
Strawberry Pez forever
Strawberry Pez forever

 

[StrawberryPez]

Nice Dilly.

Thanks

 

[Silverlily]

lol

Ok, that was good.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Fuck that

Civilized - Effigy

You said I was born without mercy,
or something that can't be defined.
I looked at the fear in your eyes,
you looked at the time.
When you think I can't hear you,
you whisper the word...
Civilized
That's why I love you.

I know I shouldn't,
but I say hello to bastards,
the inbred, the well-fed,
you fuck up, why don't you shut up.
Hundreds of them, breeding somehow,
I'm so nervous now,
to think I live in this "Loserville",
I've had my fill.
When I'm civilized, I cease to be etc...

Do you know your head is a vacuum,
for evil of which you're unaware,
do you think you know where you are?
This night is nowhere,
I don't forget I'm coming for you.

Civilized.

That's why I love you.
I like hurting people,
I like to watch them cry,
You and I are more important,
in this game in which we die,
everything we do, everything we try,
everyone we hurt, every time we lie,
they are symbols of our destiny,
why the civilized are never free, never free.
When I'm civilized, I cease to be.
When I'm civilized, I cease to be etc...

 

[Dillinger]

Nice Dilly.

Thanks

My pleasure.