The Naughty Nanny (Closed)

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I'm Ashley...
25 years old, I live alone in a one room apartment on the south side of the tracks. Long brown curly hair and deep brown eyes, full lips, darker tan complexion, 5'6" weighs 130 lbs, 36d and curvy. I've never had a job paying better then minimum wage. Although I can play a mean game of pool and have hustled some there. I've also played some poker and have made some money there too. But that's not reliable or consistent. I need to get the fuck out of my dumpy apartment and it's time to live like I deserve to live.

So I decide to look at ads for nannies and only in the richest of the rich neighborhoods. I need to live in a mansion even if I don't own it, but maybe someday I will. I have big goals and I'm gonna accomplish them no matter what. I mean I'm kinda ghetto and I'm pretty used to doing what I need to do to get what I want.

I send my resume' out to five families. Of course it being a totally fake resume'. It stating that I have 3 years of nanny experience for two different households. My two friends are willing to be my references and are prepared with their pat answers on how great a nanny I was.

I get a call from one of them and setup an appointment to be interviewed.

Wearing a light blue button top, a black skirt 3 or so inches above my knees and 3" black pumps. Trying to look professional and like I know what I'm doing. Hoping I can pull this off.

Driving 1 1/2 hours to their mansion I pull into their long driveway and step out of my car. I look up at the mansion and know this is where I wanna live. Walking up to the door and I knock. Feeling a bit nervous but trying to get it in my head to be confident so they trust me with their kids.
 
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I am Bill Anderson......

I am living a life I had worked hard to accomplish. At 45 years old, standing 6'1 with short light brown hair, blue eyes, an athletic body that I spend time keeping in shape, I could not be happier with where my life was. I was married to my college sweetheart, Melissa. She had a great job at the local hospital in management. I had an amazing job working as a marketing manager for some of the biggest companies around. Melissa and I had two kids, our teenage daughter Lauren and our 6 year old son, Blake. Overall, our family had it all and it helped that we did not have to worry about money.

Having the jobs that Melissa and I had allowed us to buy a very nice piece of property with a big house. My favorite part of the house was our back yard, where we had a very nice patio with a fire pit, an in ground pool, and a small guest house that we used for family.

However, with our work schedule, Melissa and I were becoming desperate for some help with the kids. We have been looking for a live in nanny for some time, but everyone that we have interviewed, Melissa was not happy with. We were starting to give up hope when we received an application and resume from someone new. My wife had to go out of town for business, so I took off in order to interview the interested person.

It is early afternoon, I am wearing a polo shirt tucked into a pair of khaki pants, with a belt and boxers underneath. I had been on business calls all morning, and I know that our new candidate, Ashley would be coming soon. As I hear the knock at the door, I walk over, opening slowly.

I smile as I see you standing there, "Hi.... you must be Ashley, please come in..... I am Bill...." I introduce myself as I step aside to let you in. My daughter has agreed to watch her brother while I interview, hoping that you work out so we can end this search.
 
My Plan Going Well As the Interview Starts

As I stand at the front door waiting for it to open I'm thinking..Confidence, project confidence, just pretend I know what I'm are doing, I got this. I mean I hustle at pool and have done things like this, so I can pull this off.

The door opens and you introduce yourself as Bill. I look up at you and you are quite handsome, maybe 20 or so years older than me, and those blue eyes, I love them. So you'll definitely make this easier for me. I mean that is if I get this job.

We shake hands and I give you a wide smile, "Yes I'm Ashley, so nice to meet you Mr Anderson". I walk in and make sure to give you a bit of a wiggle as make my way into the living area.

"You have a beautiful house Mr Anderson, so well kept and I love how it's decorated and the classic furniture. Your wife definitely has very good taste." I look you in the eyes, giving you my flirty look that most men easily pick up on.

We sit down and I prepare to be questioned for the interview. I'm thinking I'm pretty well prepared but of course there is always a possibility that he throws a curve ball at me. But hoping that he thinks I'm sexy and so he will go super easy on me.
 
As you offer your hand I slide mine into yours. I smile as you release my hand and enter the house. As you walk by, I notice the little wiggle, but try to play it off as no big deal. I shut the door behind you and start to walk down the hallway. "Well I am glad you could meet at this time.... it has been very hectic this week..." I say as I lead you down the hallway, toward the living area.

As you walk with me, I hear you talk about how the house is decorated and how my wife has good taste. I laugh a bit, "Well I am glad you think so..... she has decorated every room in this house, the only thing I got a say in is the "man cave" in the basement....." I joke as we enter the living room. "Please Take a seat..." I say politely as I watch you walk past me, giving me a flirty look. I notice it, and cannot help but notice how attractive you are.

You sit down on one of the couches and I find a seat across from you in a chair. I smile, "So I apologize about my wife not being here..... she is out of town on a work trip, so I have to do this interview alone...." I smile at you.

"I will not be too hard on you, my wife usually is the fussy one when it comes to these things..... why don't you start off by telling me about yourself? Why do you think being our live in nanny is the right job for you?"

As you begin to answer the questions, I cannot help but look over at you. You are dressed professionally, but I definitely notice how large you breasts are. They are way bigger then my wive's.
 
Easy As Pie! Here's to Easy Living!

I laugh as you smile at me and tell me how your wife decorated the entire house accept your man cave. "Well your wife is very talented and I bet your man cave looks really good too." I giggle a bit. Hoping to get on your wife's good side if you tell her about my compliments and also throwing it out there about your man cave without saying I wanna see it. Thinking, fuck this is going so well. I got this and the questions haven't even started.

Grateful that your wife isn't here so that will make getting hired so much easier, this getting this job is seriously much easier than I thought.

"Yeah sure, um, well I've have two previous nanny jobs and I just love taking care of children. I mean they just give me joy. As a live in nanny I can also do some cooking and make sure the living areas stay clean. I mean I know a little kid can make it messy really quickly. I really like to cook and just love being part of the family. Of course when both you and your wife are around I will go off by myself and not bother you.

I see you looking at my breasts and I just think, god this is so fucking easy. I cross my legs so my skirt rides up a bit more. Then I continue, "On my past two nanny jobs I submitted references, of course you may call them if you like." I smile at you as I don't take my eyes off yours. Just looking deep into your blue eyes.
 
As we sit in the living room, I listen to you tell me about your two previous nanny jobs. I smile, listening intently as I feel my eyes on your large breasts still. I do not know why they have gained my attention so much, but I cannot seem to stop looking at them. As you finish telling me about your jobs and the references I sigh and look up into your eyes, "Well.... it sounds like you really enjoy children and nannying...... but you never really told me about you.... I want to know about you as a person. Why would you be a good fit for us?"

I look at you, seeing you cross your legs as you skirt rides up. My eyes move back up to your eyes as we look into each others eyes. "I want to know what you could provide my family that others cannot.... I dont want to sound crazy, but we have been searching for the right fit for a while..... what makes you the right fit?"

I look into your eyes, something about you is very mysterious. I feel myself being attracted to you, which is different. I have never been on to consider cheating, but your body is so different then my wife's. Something about you seems dangerous, almost forbidden. I have a feeling I should stay away from you, but I am so interested.
 
The Bullshit Interview Answers

Ah so here comes the typical interview question about being a good fit for us. I know you would be a good fit for me, in bed anyway. But okay, I have to focus.

Noticing you continue to look at my breasts, but trying to maintain my professionalism and pretend I don't notice. Professionalism?...what a joke huh? I never had a professional office job or any decent job. I'm anything but professional. I'm not looking forward to babysitting two rich spoiled brats either, but this is my fucking ticket to wealth. I'm going for it, so I have to pull this off.

"Of course, about me and why I'm a good fit. Well I've lived on my own for years and I'm very independent. I am known for getting things done, I'm like really efficient. Since you and Mrs Anderson have very important careers I think I can make your life easier, especially since I'm very detail oriented. But more importantly, I can help your children's lives even more. They will have someone they can depend on and trust. I am willing to do whatever is necessary for your children. I mean it really comes down to your children and what's good for them, right? So they will be my absolute first priority. Mr Anderson, I guarantee, if you decide to hire me I will not let you down. I promise you that."

Thinking, OMFG if I laid it on any thicker I would be floating out of here on a stream of bullshit.

I see you looking into my eyes as I lay on the bullshit, your eyes appearing almost glazed over. Then your eyes again shifting down to my breasts. I take a deep breath and conclude, "I will be part of your family when you and Mrs Anderson aren't here. I will sacrifice everything for your children, please know that. You will never have to worry as long as I'm here."

I look at you hoping you say I'm hired. I'm pretty sure I got this, I mean you would probably hire me just for my breasts. But I know I handled this interview really well and I believe you may have a crush on me.
 
As you answer the questions. I sit on the chair across from you listening. Your answers basically everything I want to hear, however, I cannot seem to focus. Instead I feel my eyes focusing on your large breasts and your body. I know it is wrong to be checking out another woman, but my wife and I have had a bit of a dry spell. Especially without a lot of alone time with the kids always around. I feel my mind starting to wonder how your breasts would feel in my hands, or wrapped around my hard cock.

I sigh as you finish answering and I smile. "Wow..... that all sounds so good." I shift in my seat a bit. "You know, your resume looked amazing, and you seem genuine..... I really should wait to hear from my wife on it...." I say knowing I shouldn't make this decision alone.

"Would you like to see the guest house? Just so you can get an idea of where you will be staying if we do decide to hire you?" I grin as I start to stand up, wondering if I should just make the decision to hire you on my own or wait for my wife to go over everything with her.
 
The Interview is Perfection, I'm About to Get Seriously Rich

You seem pleased with my long lines of bullshit, probably too busy checking my body out to listen to anything I said. I mean it's kinda obvious. But that's fine with me. In fact it's way more than fine. I almost laugh when you say 'I seem genuine'. Oh god you should only know how ungenuine I am.

When you mention consulting your wife on the decision to hire me, I decide to use this to get your wife on board with me. I mean first she isn't gonna turn down a candidate that you really want to hire and second if she knows I wanted her to make the decision she will feel I'm honest and right for the job. Also she will then respect me and maybe even like me. I need her to like me and not resent me or be jealous of me. But my motive is on track and not shifting one bit. Your wife is going to get screwed in the end, and I don't mean her sexual end.

"Oh yes I think Mrs Anderson should be involved in the decision. Definitely. You can call her and if she wants she can interview me on the phone" I smile.

"Sure I would love to see the guest house Mr Anderson" I stand up and begin walking with you.

Knowing at this point I'm just about hired. But I need to play this right, just some mild flirting today. However when I move in it's game on. Luckily you are handsome with killer blue eyes so it will make it easy to get sexual with you. But it has to be gradual, I can't come across looking like a total slut right away. I mean I'm not in the ghetto anymore, this is the big times here. I'm soon gonna be fucking rich!
 
As you agree that I should reach out to my wife and call her I smile. I find it nice that you seem to want the job so bad. I stand up as you agree to see the guest house. I lead you out of the living room and through my house. We head down a long hallway toward the kitchen. As we enter the kitchen you see the large room, with a large island in the middle. I grin as I then lead you into the large dining room.

In this room I open the sliding glass door that leads out back to our patio. As we head outside, I smile, "This is a nice part of the house too..." I say as I stop so you can look over the large back yard. The patio has some nice outdoor furniture on it. A great area for get togethers. There is gas fire pit on the patio, and just beyond that is a large inground pool with a hot tub. To the right of the pool, is the guest house.

I point at the house, "So there is the guest house...... we envision that as where our live in nanny will stay.... it will give you some privacy...." I say as I then begin to lead you over toward it. "Come on, I will let you check it out, its nothing too fancy..."

As I open the door to the guest house, I hold it open so you can walk past. As you do, I feel my eyes look over your young, incredible body. I sigh, knowing I shouldn't be checking you out, but for some reason, I cannot help it. It is like your body is calling for my eyes to look at you, especially your large breasts.
 
The Tour, I Want It All

As we walk through the house towards the backyard, everything is amazing. The kitchen is top of the line and the living room with a fireplace and cathedral ceilings. The furniture is classy and I can tell very expensive. It's just perfect for me, well for me living here, but I intend to get all this one way or another.

The patio in huge and all stone, a pool, hot tub and fire pit. Oh god I want this. My guest house looks pretty nice too. As we walk to the guest house I look at you and smile. I walk into the guest house, giving that subtle wiggle as I know you are looking at my ass. "This would be perfect for me. Um, well I mean if you decided to hire me. It has everything. Mr Anderson, I do have to tell you that I really want this job, I promise I won't let you down and I promise I'll go over and above for you. Of course your kids will be my first priority. Um...not to be pushy, but I wonder if you can decide now. Maybe call your wife if you wanna."
 
As we stand in the guest house I smile. I watched you walk past, your amazing ass wiggling in a way that is just the right amount of tease. I listen to you tell me how this would be perfect for you if I hire you. I grin, "Well, I am glad you like it....." I say as I continue the tour. I show you the small living area in the guest house, fully furnished. I then lead you to the small dining area and kitchen. It is nice, but just on a smaller scale.

After leaving the kitchen, I lead you down the hall, where the bathroom is. It is a good size for such a small house, with a door to the only bedroom. As we enter the bedroom I smile, "So you want me to make a decision now? I just think I should go over the resume with my wife...." I say.

I watch you walk into the bedroom, my mind racing. "I could call..... or just make a decision now..." I say out loud. Part of me knows I shouldn't make a decision without checking with Melissa. I look at you, you seem excited, but also something about you is tempting. Maybe it is your incredible body, or your eyes, which look innocent with a very naughty tint. I am not sure, but part of me thinks keeping you around will be good. While another part of me thinks keeping you around could be dangerous.
 
The Decision...Good or Dangerous

"I agree you should talk with your wife, it will be better that way since she will be part of the decision. Tell her I'm willing to speak with her if she likes. I just want her to be comfortable with me and feeling like she helped make the decision to hire me."

I stand in the bedroom, knowing things with you will happen in here. It's not if, it's when. Not wanting to flirt too much as that might scare you off. So I just step away and look at the bathroom as I again jut my hip out a bit. Staying there awhile purposely giving you a view of my ass pressing against my black skirt.

I turn back and look at you. "I'm sold on working for you and Mrs Anderson. Hopefully she accepts your decision and gives the go ahead to hire me. Mr Anderson, I promise I will never disappoint you."
 
I watch as you stand in the bedroom and look around. I watch as your hip juts out a bit, giving me a view of your amazing ass pressing against your black skirt. I sigh, my mind racing as I clear my throat, "Well.... I guess I will...."

I am interrupted as you tell me that you are sold. I smile as I nod, "Well, like I was saying, let me give her a call. Will you give me a moment...." I smile, leaving you in the guest house as I step out into the back yard. I know my wife is busy, but I pull my cell phone out and give my wife a call.

"Hey babe..... hows the trip?" I say as she answers her phone. "The interview went well.... I think she will work out..... she has a lot of experience, a great resume..... and she seems to be very anxious for the position...." I say as my wife is still on the edge. "I know you don't want to rush into a decision...... I know babe, but....."

Suddenly my wife interrupts me, telling me she has to go. She tells me to make a decision and I smile. I hang up the phone as I start to return to the guest house. As I walk back in, I see you still looking around the bedroom, "So..... I have good news.... I think we would like to offer you the position...."
 
Yay Hired and Emotions, Sort Of

When you step away and call your wife, I'm a bit nervous that she won't go for this, but then again I know you are having trouble finding a nanny and are down to the deadline, so it wouldn't make sense for your wife to reject me.

I walk around the bedroom, looking at the furniture, the view outside and then the bed. I smile as I look at the bed, imagining some naughty things with you. I mean you have gorgeous eyes, from the looks of it a nice build and money, yes fucking tons of money.

I watch as you walk back in to the guest house. I half smile at you, hoping you have great news. When you say you have 'good news' my smile widens and then you offer me the position. I step forward and hug you, "Thank you so much Mr Anderson". My body against yours and then I step back. "Oh god I'm sorry, that was so inappropriate. Forgive me. It won't happen again, my emotions just took hold. I'm sorry Sir."

Of course that was a bit of a test to see how you will react. Hoping you liked me doing that and if so I know to push more and faster when I return for my first day. If you didn't like it so much, I'll have much more work cut out for me but I'm thinking you liked having my body against yours, hopefully a lot.
 
I see your smile get wider as I give you the news. Seeing the excitement on your face makes me feel good. I see that you really wanted this position and that you are genuinely happy to have gotten it. As you come forward, I feel you wrap your arms around me. I am a bit shocked by the gesture, as I sigh, "Oh..... you are welcome Ashley."

As you hug me, I feel your body against mine. Your large breasts against me, your young body pressing into me as I let out a low sigh, "ahhhhh no, it is okay.... you do not need to apologize," I say as you pull away. "No need to forgive you, you did nothing wrong.... I am happy you are excited to get the job...."

I stare down into your eyes, part of me noticing a naughty look in them. I shake my head as I continue, "So, we are hoping you can move in and begin by next week, if that isn't too soon?" I look down at you, and I can't help but find my mind racing to your body against mine. What it would feel like against my naked body.
 
My First Day as a Nanny and About to Meet The Wife and Kids

Your reaction is perfect, you being surprised at my emotions yet you seemingly liking me hugging you. You look down at me and I look into your blue eyes and just gaze for a quick moment, I hope enough to give you a hint of a sexual sign.

"Next week is perfect. I need to pack up my things and I'll probably take me that long" I giggle.

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My First Day...

Not wanting to dress too sexy because I'm not sure if Melissa will be there. I definitely don't want her thinking I want you. After my shower I straighten my hair, I look less wild with straight hair so that's important on my first day and possibly seeing Melissa. I dress casual, wearing....a black button top and gray jeans which fit me kind of tight and hug my bubble butt, knowing you'll like that. So more casual and down to earth with some sexy thrown in. Underneath a black bra and black low cut bikini panties. Black 2" sandals.

I drive out to your house, it's quite a drive and I just love the area, secluded and ultra ultra rich. Pulling up in the long driveway and seeing the house thinking, this could eventually be all mine, well yours and mine. I smile to myself.

I get out of my car, leaving suitcases in the trunk and a bunch of clothes on hangers in the back seat. Walking up to the door I knock, feeling a bit nervous, hoping you answer and not Melissa.
 
Happy about hiring you, I talk a few things over before letting you go on your way. A relief settles in over me as we finally have someone to watch our kids. I hope this takes some of the stress of both my wife and I, at least in our at home life. Obviously we both work very demanding jobs and it will be nice to not have to worry about who is going to watch the kids or if one of us needs to work from home.

A few days later Melissa arrives back from her trip. I talked to her about you and show her your resume. She seems happy to finally have a nanny, however, she is worried she was not around to make the decision with me. It creates a little tension between us as we get closer to when you start. However, I am hoping when everything gets settled, she will know it was a good hire.

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Melissa is running around with the kids as the day comes that you will be moving in. I stay home to greet you, and Melissa promises to be back by dinner time so she can meet you as well. I am wearing a button down shirt, tucked in to a pair of tan dress pants, with a belt and boxers.

I am in my office catching up on some work when I hear the knock on the door. I leave my office and head down the hall to the front door. I know it is you and I am happy that you got here to interrupt my work. I open the door and smile, "Ashley, welcome..... we are happy to have you..... please come in...." I say as I step aside. I watch you walk past, your tight grey jeans hugging your legs and butt almost perfectly. "How was the drive?"
 
Turning Up The Heat Just a Fraction

I give you a big smile as you open the door. Glad you answered and not your wife. I look you up and down liking how you are dressed and wanting you to know it without me saying so.

As I walk in I give that slight wiggle and hope you are looking at my ass. Thinking, this is just the beginning, but I can't just jump your bones, this has to go slowly. I don't want you to think I'm just a slut. I mean the reality is I am much more than that. While not book smart I have street smarts and common sense. I'm betting your wife doesn't have either of those considering she has probably lived a sheltered life.

"I'm so looking forward to my first day here and getting to know everyone. I have all my sh...er...I mean stuff in my car. So I'll go out and get it and then unpack. But first I have to pee. Long drive and all" I giggle and head to the downstairs guest bathroom. As I am walking away from you I quickly turn and see you looking at my ass. I smile at you and continue to the bathroom, thinking, this is going perfectly.
 
As you walk in and look me up and down I notice. I try not to think much into it, but I definitely notice your eyes moving over me. I shut the door when you enter and as I turn I notice the flirty wiggle in your hips as you walk. My eyes checking out your amazing ass before moving back up, just in time for you to turn toward me.

"I am glad you are excited.... my wife took the kids to run some errands, but should be home in plenty of time to meet you," I say smiling. As you talk about unpacking I nod, "I will help you get settled and carry your bags in...." I say trying to be helpful.

As you tell me you need to use the bathroom I nod and point down the hallway. "Third door on your right...." I say as you turn to walk down. As you do my eye stare at your ass again, my mind racing. Then you turn seeing me. I try to look away, a bit embarrassed but you just head into the bathroom.

I scold myself for staring at your body like that. I shake my head as I try to tell myself to behave, that I am a married man with children. As you exit the bathroom I see you walking toward me down the hallway.

"So, need help with your bags?," I offer. Trying to be accommodating to our new nanny.
 
Suitcases and a Magic Wand

"Cool, I'm looking forward to meeting your wife and the kids."

When I turn around and see you staring at my ass as I walk to the bathroom, I don't really react, not wanting to embarrass you, or play any obvious sex cards yet. I just turn my head back and head down the hall to the bathroom. The bathroom is like luxury, kind of matching everything else in this house. God I want all this.

Returning from the bathroom as you ask me to help carry my bags in. "Sure if you don't mind, thank you. I have a ton of stuff."

We go outside and I pop the trunk and we each carry some bags. I look at one of the bags you are carrying and think, if you only knew all my sex toys are in that bag. My favorite being my magic wand. Well a girl has de-stress right? Okay, maybe I de-stress more often than most girls, like tonight will probably be one of those nights.

We go up to my room and place the bags down. Then go back out and get the last of my stuff, things in bags and my clothes on hangers. Back up to my room and I turn to you, looking up into your blue eyes. "Thank you so much Mr Anderson. I mean you didn't have to. I'm supposed to be the one helping around here. But thanks, that was really nice of you."

"Well I guess I'll begin to unpack this mess." I giggle. "When your wife and kids come home I'll come downstairs and meet them. I'm really looking forward to it."
 
I smile as you accept helping you with your bags. We head outside to your car, and I grab as many bags as I can carry. We head back into the house, walking through the hallway and out the back just like we did when I gave you the small tour. We head toward the guest house as I grin. "Well, I had the guest house cleaned out for you, so it should be all set for you to just move in...." I say as we enter the guest house. "Make it yours..... you can hang pictures or get new furniture..... whatever will make you most comfortable..." I say.

As we go to the room, I set the bags down. We head back out to grab the last of your stuff and bring it back to your room. I look at all the stuff and smile as you turn to me. As you stare into my blue eyes, I stare back at you, my mind racing a bit as your eyes look right through me. "It is not a problem, I am happy to help..... you are doing me and my family a huge favor..." I say softly as I feel my head start to spin. Your eyes brown eyes are very mysterious and filled with seduction. I find my mind thinking of staring into your eyes as you drop to your knees in front of me.

"As you tell me you should unpack I shake my head, trying to get rid of the naughty thoughts I was having. "Yeah... I can leave you alone.... I am sure you do not want your new boss gawking as you unpack," I tease a bit. "If you do not need anything else, I will come get you when my wife and kids get home...." I say softly.
 
My New Home, The First Step

I can tell my 'I want to suck and fuck you so badly stare' worked. I could see you were in a daze and that me speaking shook you out of it. This is going so perfectly.

"Yeah well, haha on you standing there gawking as I unpack. You are so funny, I just love your sense of humor. Okay I'll see you when Mrs Anderson and the kids get home." I wave and give you a cutesy smile.

You leave and I unpack all my stuff. It's seriously a lot. Of course putting my magic wand, vibrator and warming oils in my nightstand. I put my clothes away and a bunch of other things, filling the closets and the bathroom vanity to the top.

I finish unpacking and take a walk around the pool and backyard. It's perfectly landscaped with woods and what looks like a hiking trail going into the woods. I love hiking, maybe I can get Bill to go with me sometime. That would give us the privacy I would need. Hmm. My evil mind is always working, I need to get this plan to the next level.

I head back in to my guest house and know your wife and kids have to be home any minute now. I brush my hair and touch up my makeup.
 
After leaving you I head back into the house to clear my head. I am not sure why my mind goes right to sex when I am with you. I have never thought about cheating on my wife and risking my perfect life that I have built. I head to my office, hoping that working on some things for my job will help me clear my mind of you. I lose myself in my work, until my wife and kids get home.

I smile as I hear them enter the house. I leave my office and greet them. "Hey guys...... the new nanny is here...." I say smiling. My youngest son seems excited, yet the my teenage daughter seems to roll her eyes. I walk over to my wife and give her a kiss, "Hi sweetheart, why don't you wait here and I will go get her so you guys can meet her?"

My wife agrees and tells me to bring you to the living room. She and the kids go to put their bags down. As I head out back toward the guest house. I knock on your door gently, hearing you yell for me to come in. I enter the house and smile, "Ashley.... just wanted to let you know my wife is home...." I say as I look around, seeing you have unpacked. "Looks like you are getting settled quickly..."
 
The Introduction

We walk across the patio and into your house. I feel nervous as I know I have to come across likable and your wife needs to have confidence in me that I can take care of the kids. I can do this, I mean it's not like I've never bullshitted people before. That's how I got by in my shitty neighborhood. I used to make money hustling at pool and other ways too, so I've had plenty of practice. Think jackpot, because this is what this is gonna be, I'm gonna be fucking rich soon.

Walking to the living room I see your wife and your kids. First impression is your wife has already looked me up and down, kinda sizing me up to see if I'm qualified before I even say a word. Although I suppose that is normal. But I have to wonder if she is also concerned that having me here with you here could be trouble. If so she would be right. Then again she is probably just worried her kids have the right nanny and I'm good to them.

I give her a big smile, "Hello Mrs Anderson, nice to meet you. I just wanted to let you know that I love how the house is decorated. Mr Anderson says you did it all yourself. That is seriously impressive"

You introduce me to your kids and I smile and say, "I just have a feeling we are going to really get along" The boy seems really excited, but the teenage girl gives me an 'oh please' look. I see I have to work on her to win her over. I think I can do it cause I need everyone liking me, then I strike.
 
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