The "name EJ's cock" thread

[SummerMorning]

Step right up folks, step right up! Years, nay decades, have passed, and EJ's cock remains nameless! She, or he, that names it most innovatively wins a wondermomentuous memento straight from EJ!

I'll start it off:

I propose we call it "Black Cattail"

Maybe "Pecky"

"Blackie?"

"William of the Pecky Black Kit?"

 

[Ricwilly]

"Electric Johnny"

 

[EJFan]

Step right up folks, step right up! Years, nay decades, have passed, and EJ's cock remains nameless! She, or he, that names it most innovatively wins a wondermomentuous memento straight from EJ!

you're my hero!

 

[Eilan]

Mr. Personality?

The Human Dildo?

Cyclops?

 

[SlyKitten]

The Human Dildo! LMAO

 

[bisexplicit]

Hmmm, I'll come up with an excellent name later when I'm in a more creative mood, I promise.

 

[Eilan]

Ralph? Nah, that one was already taken in Judy Blume's Forever.

Not that it couldn't be used again, though. I guess.

 

[EJFan]

proof that i've never banged any lit-chicks...








no one's suggested "stubby," "shorty" or "thumb-dick"

 

[Eilan]

Wee Willy Winky?

The One-Eyed Wonder?

Yard-O-Beef?

Hey--YOU started it, Mr. Self-Deprecating Good Humor Man!

 

[Eilan]

Pussy Wrangler?

 

[EJFan]

Yard-O-Beef?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ravin the Poet]

The-thing-that-goes-bump-in-the-night

Or Lets just call it Nick for short!


Ravin

 

[silverwhisper]

i vote for guy smiley.

ed

 

[Eilan]

i vote for guy smiley.

*beer spew*

 

[silverwhisper]

al pacino quoth, in scarface
say 'hello' to my little friend!

ed

 

[Eilan]

Too bad he's missing this!

How 'bout we call it Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

 

[silverwhisper]

well, you snooze, you lose... :> but is the sound of it really quite atrocious?

ed

 

[Eilan]

but is the sound of it really quite atrocious?

Yes. But if you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious.

 

[silverwhisper]

damn, but i love this place... :>

ed

 

[SummerMorning]

*beer spew*

Mr. Beerspyu

 

[Eilan]

Mr. Beerspyu

Inspired by Yours Truly. Who would have thunk it?

 

[PearlNecklace]

It has to be something manly and impressive so that when you introduce a new friend to it they will be suitably impressed. "Stubby" makes me think you're a small dicked incompetent (I realise that was your implication! ). "Gigantor" sounds like you're gonna fuck me all night long til I beg for mercy!