The naked diet!

[mylaceratedheart]

Simple but brilliant idea for those without impressionable minors in the house. You eat all your meals naked so that you look down at yourself and think 'actually, I don't think I'll have any more.'

Any takers?

 

[naxalite0906]

Its like a joke I once heard by a comedian who was not the thinnest person.
"I'm anorexic - I look in the mirror and all I see is a fat person."

Don't blame me, I think it was Johnny Vegas so blame him!

 

[WriterDom]

A big guy gets out of the shower. His wife says, "You need to diet."

He goes, "Why, what color is it?"


Too cold to run around naked now.

 

[ownedsubgal]

if i could only eat while naked, then i'd just give up eating.

 

[mylaceratedheart]

Its like a joke I once heard by a comedian who was not the thinnest person.
"I'm anorexic - I look in the mirror and all I see is a fat person."

Don't blame me, I think it was Johnny Vegas so blame him!

For our international cousins, the British comic, Johnny Vegas.

http://www.centrictravel.com/images/thums/JohnnyVegasBenidorm.jpg

That one's right up there with Eddie Izzard claiming to be a lesbian because he loves sex with women.

 

[mylaceratedheart]

if i could only eat while naked, then i'd just give up eating.

I know. I may give it a try.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

if i could only eat while naked, then i'd just give up eating.

I know. I may give it a try.

Wouldn't work for me. Would just turn me into a bulemic, and I hate barfing. Hate it, hate it, hate it. My body fights it so hard that after just one time, I'm sore, all over, for 2-3 days afterward.


Besides, that's not fat around my middle. That's my famine insurance. When the Big One comes, and all the poor skinny bastards are starving to death, I'll live on my famine insurance until they kick off. Then I can eat them.

 

[intothewoods]

Simple but brilliant idea for those without impressionable minors in the house. You eat all your meals naked so that you look down at yourself and think 'actually, I don't think I'll have any more.'

Any takers?

Just for the hell of it...

I know some hippie-type parents who like hanging out naked in their house. Their (now grown) children are all perfectly well-adjusted. I think you can do the comfortable in your own skin thing without scarring your kids for life.

In my case though, I'm not so down with hanging out totally naked for long periods of time. I just get too cold.

 

[mylaceratedheart]

Just for the hell of it...

I know some hippie-type parents who like hanging out naked in their house. Their (now grown) children are all perfectly well-adjusted. I think you can do the comfortable in your own skin thing without scarring your kids for life.

In my case though, I'm not so down with hanging out totally naked for long periods of time. I just get too cold.

I completely agree, I figured one of the first objections from people would be their little kiddies though.

 

[intothewoods]

I completely agree, I figured one of the first objections from people would be their little kiddies though.

Eh well, I've been known to be conservative on what we expose our kids to, but bodies are just bodies. This is just my opinion, but Americans are sooo fucked up in this area. Sex is evil and yet try finding clothes for 13 year old girls that aren't like prostitute in training gear. Maybe we should all be forced to hang out naked. See, it's just naked!

Sorry, I'm a bit high on cold meds.

 

[satindesire]

Eh well, I've been known to be conservative on what we expose our kids to, but bodies are just bodies. This is just my opinion, but Americans are sooo fucked up in this area. Sex is evil and yet try finding clothes for 13 year old girls that aren't like prostitute in training gear. Maybe we should all be forced to hang out naked. See, it's just naked!

Sorry, I'm a bit high on cold meds.

*drags her back off to bed*

Sorry folks, back to your regularly scheduled posting. Nothing to see here. Move along.

 

[intothewoods]

*drags her back off to bed*

Sorry folks, back to your regularly scheduled posting. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Ha ha. Well, I meant naked in our own homes. Does that help?

 

[Shankara20]

You mean some people don't eat all there meals naked!

 

[satindesire]

Ha ha. Well, I meant naked in our own homes. Does that help?

I wasn't dragging you off to bed because of that. I actually just wanted to get into your pants.

Have you ever had slept with someone while they had a fever? Gives a whole new meaning to 'hot sex'.

Umm...yeah. Leaving now.

 

[BiBunny]

It doesn't work. I live alone and practically never wear clothes when I'm by myself in my apartment. That includes while eating. I'm still fat.

 

[Netzach]

Simple but brilliant idea for those without impressionable minors in the house. You eat all your meals naked so that you look down at yourself and think 'actually, I don't think I'll have any more.'

Any takers?

I think fat chicks look better without clothes, skinny chicks look better in clothes as a rule, so this would not work. I'd be all "Titian, Rubens, aw yeah" and tucking into another round of samosas.