The Mystical Powers of Sunstruck

[Marxist]

She made me hungry from several thousand miles away.

She made me eat chocolate ice cream for lunch.


Anybody else witness a similar power display from Sun?

 

[sunstruck]

I can also make people yawn just by yawning myself.

I'm amazing like that.

 

[AskACumSlut]

She took my virginity with a wooden spoon. Said it was natural that way.

 

[Guest]

Made me drink Pepsi and wear high heels. I think I'm gonna hurl just thinking about it.

 

[Kay Muffin]

She even made me post without logging in. How weird...

 

[Dillinger]

She makes me want to dance, dance, DANCE!

 

[bluntforcemama]

How about the sunstruck powers of Myst?

 

[Bluesboy2]

She defeated yatari

With a brilliant display of intelligence and literacy

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

She put the bop in the bop-she-bop, she put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong, and I'm pretty sure she wrote the Book of Love.

 

[sunstruck]

Wow, I've been busy. No wonder I need a nap.

Dilly, I'll take that dance if DCL sings for us.

 

[tortoise]

She made my whites whiter and my brights brighter!

 

[Dillinger]

Sing DCL, Sing!

 

[Dillinger]

How about the sunstruck powers of Myst?

Dazzling!

 

[sunstruck]

Re: She defeated yatari

With a brilliant display of intelligence and literacy

I think that will take the combined power of everyone at Lit.

 

[sunstruck]

I'm pretty sure she wrote the Book of Love.

I did, but the publisher changed my ending.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

They did the same thing to me when I finished writing the Bible. I had this whole bit where Adam wakes up in a shower and he realizes that the last 2000 years were just a dream.

 

[BEST EROTIKA 2002]

Sunstruck made my ass larger than normal. Thanks Sunstruck!!

 

[tortoise]

She made me eat chocolate ice cream for lunch.

With a plastic spoon?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Sunstruck made my ass larger than normal. Thanks Sunstruck!!

Okay, what's up with the stupid name?

 

[BEST EROTIKA 2002]

Okay, what's up with the stupid name?

What's up with Carmine from Laverne and Shirley as your avatar?

Here's a better pic, you prickless wonder:
http://www.wachusetttheatre.com/images/eddiemekkablkwhite.jpg

 

[sunstruck]

They did the same thing to me when I finished writing the Bible. I had this whole bit where Adam wakes up in a shower and he realizes that the last 2000 years were just a dream.

See, that is SO much more believable!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What's up with Carmine from Laverne and Shirley as your avatar? Here's a better pic, you prickless wonder:

No, seriously, what's up with the stupid name?

 

[tortoise]

<waiting with bated breath for the sequel>

 

[Dillinger]

Try listerine - it should take care of that bated breath problem.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's a great book called, "The Koran". The editor is fighting me over how ambiguous I leave the whole "Holy War" issue.