The most wonderful time of the year!

[Loverskitten]

Halloween!
What are y'all being? I don't do prepackaged costumes and love dressing up all year, so I'm going to scavenge up a few costumes from what I own already.

A few choices:
Slutty witch
Slutty military pin-up
Slutty sailorish pin-up
Slutty kitteh
Slutty little Bo peep (over done, yes, I did actually have sheep when I was young)
Slutty vintage style show-girl (not sure I want to chance wearing my authentic costumes)
Slutty devil
Slutty Domme Cat
Slutty fairy
Patsy Stone



Also, this made me snort
http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff512/Loverskitten/E880DDF7-6252-472C-9B8C-A4EA9D8042C4-597-00000070C22C168C_zps9b2e01a1.jpg

 

[Loverskitten]

Love this video
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/videos/happy-halloween-from-afp/

 

[knot_sweet]

You could try slutty Marlene Dietrich...

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I don't usually do Halloween, but I'm considering going either as Catwoman (which will double as a supervillian costume for a kid's birthday party) or the scariest thing I can think of...

A student loan repayment bill. 0_O *shudder*

 

[MeekMe]

Oh! Oo~! Pick me! Hey! ＼(^o^)／

I'm so excited! I crocheted a red hood and found a dress in a thrift shop. I'm going to be little red riding hood

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Kind of - well, almost entirely - off-topic, but I remember when I heard the tale of Little Red Riding Hood as a child (under ten?), asking my mother why the Woodsman, after having saved LRRH from the Big Bad Wolf, didn't turn her over his knee, yank her skirt up and panties down, and spank her until her bottom matched her hood for not following the instructions she'd been given. My mother's expression, as I recall, was priceless.

 

[midwestyankee]

I haven't been able to properly observe this holiday since my Richard Nixon mask fell apart. Have been thinking of getting one of those bald "wigs" and going as the Host of Halloween Yet to Come.

 

[Loverskitten]

I haven't been able to properly observe this holiday since my Richard Nixon mask fell apart. Have been thinking of getting one of those bald "wigs" and going as the Host of Halloween Yet to Come.

Ha, my son loves Nixon. I pick up campaign buttons for him whenever I find them at the flea market. The best one I've found said, "Nixon est l'homme"

 

[midwestyankee]

Ha, my son loves Nixon. I pick up campaign buttons for him whenever I find them at the flea market. The best one I've found said, "Nixon est l'homme"

What, no "Nixon n'est pas un crook!"?

 

[Stella_Omega]

A really scary mask is the translucent "handsome man" or "beautiful woman" mask. Your own features show behind it but you become expressionless. Always looks like you're on the verge of possession...

My standard these days is to paint my face Devil red, strap on a pair of horns, and wear a tux.

 

[Loverskitten]

You could try slutty Marlene Dietrich...

My face is too round (big cheeks) to pull her off. Maybe Mae West, if I can find that one dress. Ooooo she'd be fun. I have many of her one-liners memorized already.

 

[BiBunny]

I'm not dressing up because I don't have anywhere to go, but if I did, I'd be Spider-Woman, as suggested by my av.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm not dressing up because I don't have anywhere to go, but if I did, I'd be Spider-Woman, as suggested by my av.

Does Spider Woman have a nerdy red-headed boy friend?

 

[KoPilot]

Last year I dressed up in one of my robot costumes and dispensed candy. Getting that thing on (and keeping it all together while wearing) is quite the event, but everyone had a blast keeping me from falling over, taking pictures with me, and perhaps the best part was taking off my mask when the little girls were too scared to get close, and then lit up like the fourth of july when they saw that it wasn't no dude under there.

This year I've spent $150 on a handmade leather jedi belt. I intend to wear this for many halloweens to come.

 

[Stella_Omega]

My face is too round (big cheeks) to pull her off. Maybe Mae West, if I can find that one dress. Ooooo she'd be fun. I have many of her one-liners memorized already.

You would make a better Mae West than she did. The woman acted about as well as a two-by-four.

 

[Keroin]

I'll be wearing my usual costume: Author.

Which means I don't have to change out of my pajamas, I can be drunk by 4pm, and I'll hand out metaphors instead of candy.

Them: "Trick or treat!"
Me: "Your youth is a carousel made of broken glass ponies."
Them: "Uh, you got any candy, lady?"
Me: *passes out*

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'll be wearing my usual costume: Author.

Which means I don't have to change out of my pajamas, I can be drunk by 4pm, and I'll hand out metaphors instead of candy.

Them: "Trick or treat!"
Me: "Your youth is a carousel made of broken glass ponies."
Them: "Uh, you got any candy, lady?"
Me: *passes out*

Emma Thompson, in "Stranger Than Fiction"

 

[Keroin]

Emma Thompson, in "Stranger Than Fiction"

Like.

 

[BiBunny]

Does Spider Woman have a nerdy red-headed boy friend?

Haha, 'fraid not. Poor Spider-Woman's a little too nutty for relationships...much like someone else we know.

 

[Ahlam]

I'm going to dress up as a pinata! Beat on me, and I will distribute candy.

 

[MeekMe]

Kind of - well, almost entirely - off-topic, but I remember when I heard the tale of Little Red Riding Hood as a child (under ten?), asking my mother why the Woodsman, after having saved LRRH from the Big Bad Wolf, didn't turn her over his knee, yank her skirt up and panties down, and spank her until her bottom matched her hood for not following the instructions she'd been given. My mother's expression, as I recall, was priceless.

( 0_0; ) I think most people would have reacted that way.

Though... I guess if I don't follow instructions... >.> <.< >.>

 

[Loverskitten]

For the horsey people here
http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff512/Loverskitten/5D972D5F-F350-46A9-850D-4268C9614C23-764-0000006F5142A69C_zps9ff119fb.jpg

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I vote extra pouty Bo Peep.




I have a tradition on Halloween day of buying razors, apples, candy and rat poison.

It's always worth it.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Obamacare.

 

[Loverskitten]

http://weirdtalesmagazine.com/2013/...eepy-and-disturbing-vintage-halloween-photos/