the most stupid thing you've ever done?

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what's the most hands down stupid dumbass thing that you've done so far in your life. i'm talking about something so stupid that you should be probably exiled from the human race for making us look bad. for me, i've done soooooo many stupid things that i wouldn't know where to start.
 
Said I do when I wasn't sure.
Take Care,
Ezarc
 
can't believe I'm divulging this but...

I stood barefoot on a terazzo floor, using a metal-handled, wet mop to wash a bedroom wall to remove some mildew and ran the damn mop right over an outlet...

It's amazing I'm still alive. The electricity coursed up one arm, ran across my chest, and down the other arm. Knocked me across the room...

Funny, you would think it would have done some permanent damage but it didn't bother me bother me bother me bother me...

Kat~ :rose:
 
Had sex with an employee.

She was married, I knew it.

Her husband had quit his job for another, pulling in an extra $10G. After only three weeks at his new job, working for his sister, he was fired for sexual harassement. Crawled back to his old job. His old position was filled by a subordinate. So he was hired in the old subordinate's position. Had to take a pay cut of $15G from what he made in his old job. A total of a $25G swing in salary. She was pissed and wanted to get even. I was not having any luck in relationships, so decided a little easy sex was OK. Luckily none of this spilled over to work. She had to go find a better paying job to help support the family thanks to her shithead husband.

We live in the same neighborhood now. I run into her every now and then. She still wants to get together for sex. My SO knows her, if she ever knew I had sex with her she would flip out.

It was great sex though.
 
I couldn't possibly pick the stupidest thing I have done. Hell, I can barely remember all the stupid shit I have done. :D
 
I'll get back to you on that one. It might be awhile.
 
Yesterday I somehow managed to lose six hundred dollars. The money was to pay my late car payments that ex never paid so my car wouldnt get repossesed. One minute it was in my purse the next it wasnt. I am stupid....throw rocks at me.
 
I'll give you one (quick version):

A chatroom friend (that I had known for four years) and I had recently moved to neighboring states (we both moved, it just worked out that we moved right next to each other). So, we decided to meet for lunch.

After being seated, he decided he needed to use the restroom (He had to drive about two hours to the restaurant). I was sitting at the table by myself and started feeling pretty nervous, so I thought using the restroom was probably a good idea.

I looked up on the wall and made a clear note of which was the men's and which was the woman's. Then I went towards the wall clearly marked for my own gender. When I opened the door, there stood my very tall and well endowed chat buddy at the urinal.

I just stood there shocked, staring and mumbling something about there not being any recovery for this.

The signs on the wall were wrong, the signs on the doors to the restroom were correct. Three years later and he's still laughing his head off about that.

*saving face grin*
 
Pure and simple......I fell in love.

Will someone pass me a shotgun
 
I bought a Chevy truck with a diesel motor. Take SaintPeter's advice on this one people, dont do it.
 
What a list I have, but I'll spare myself most of it.:)

Not realizing that escalators have 2 different directions, I chose the wrong direction.:rolleyes: Oh, the mayhem that unsued. And why wouldn't I just give up???:D

I drove my car into a "car size" trench, just attempting the unsavory act of spying on a romantic interest that had aroused suspicion in me. Ofcourse, I was quite detected once I ended up in the trench, as the "object of my spying" assisted me in calling a tow truck.:rolleyes: :D

I think I'll go now.:)
 
When Kitte and I were young...we got together with her cousin and my brother to go sneak cigs in the woods behind out school....and we lit the whole damn woods on fire.....
 
intrigued said:

I drove my car into a "car size" trench, just attempting the unsavory act of spying on a romantic interest that had aroused suspicion in me. Ofcourse, I was quite detected once I ended up in the trench, as the "object of my spying" assisted me in calling a tow truck.:rolleyes: :D

wow, this is a good one...even made me smile today!:)

-ws

my stupidest thing?...it's hard to say. I put a block on them so my mind can't recall them.
 
I got married once.....

<shrug>

Luckily some stupid things are fixable. <g>
V~
 
My biggest mistake wasn't getting married, just getting married too young. But it's all turned out for the best.
 
Melina said:
My biggest mistake wasn't getting married, just getting married too young. But it's all turned out for the best.

Isnt 90 too young? LOL

I hear you though...I think that was part of my problem as well. Ahhhh well....hindsight's 20/20, and all of that. lol

V~
 
Vilac said:


Isnt 90 too young? LOL

I hear you though...I think that was part of my problem as well. Ahhhh well....hindsight's 20/20, and all of that. lol

V~



So true. I was 23 when I married, the divorce was not as painful as I'd expected, but instead we parted on good terms. But I miss having someone there you know? But I'm still in no rush to settle down again!
 
Melina said:

So true. I was 23 when I married, the divorce was not as painful as I'd expected, but instead we parted on good terms. But I miss having someone there you know? But I'm still in no rush to settle down again!

Ahhh...I have ya beat. I was married at 20. (almost 21) To my <ahem> "highschool sweetheart"...(you know the story)

The divorce wasn't bad. And....I hear you about not being in a rush to settle down. lol
V~
 
Melina said:




So true. I was 23 when I married, the divorce was not as painful as I'd expected, but instead we parted on good terms. But I miss having someone there you know? But I'm still in no rush to settle down again!

I dont think when you get married has much to with whether or not things will work out. I waited till I was 28 to get married and I was divorved at 35. We too parted on good terms and remain good friends to this day. I also miss having someone here and would like to change that situation.
 
StondTmplPilot said:


I dont think when you get married has much to with whether or not things will work out. I waited till I was 28 to get married and I was divorved at 35. We too parted on good terms and remain good friends to this day. I also miss having someone here and would like to change that situation.


See with me, I know now that I was truly not ready for the whole marriage deal. I thought it would be so easy. No one ever told me it actually took *work*. By the time I figured it all out (well kind of) it was too late, he'd already moved on with his life. I was more or less just left in the dust. Thinking back on it now, I was still a kid and was just not ready for such a thing. I will never have any regrets about it.
 
The stupidest thing I have ever done was to fall in love with someone who wasn't in love with me!

Luckily it was when i was younger and I got over it... finally.
 
I know what you mean. I married at 24, and 22 years later am still married to the same guy. The wrong one, but after all these years I have learnt that it's the old saying, better the devil you know. But what makes it harder is that I have fallen in love with a married man, something I thought would never happen
 
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