The Most Romantic True Astronaut-Stalker-Whacko Love Story Ever!

[shereads]

It's the diaper that makes the whole thing work.

Or rather, it's the diaper that her teenaged son will never hear the end of.

Discuss.

 

[scriptordelecto]

It's the diaper that makes the whole thing work.

Or rather, it's the diaper that her teenaged son will never hear the end of.

Discuss.

Further proof that truth really is stranger than fiction. *shakes head*

I saw the headlines and couldn't help clicking on the story. It's like a train wreck; horrific and grotesque, yet you can't look away.

 

[shereads]

Further proof that truth really is stranger than fiction. *shakes head*

I saw the headlines and couldn't help clicking on the story. It's like a train wreck; horrific and grotesque, yet you can't look away.

Yes, but I think this will bring the couple closer. Now that he knows how much she loves him and all.

 

[3113]

It's the diaper that makes the whole thing work.

Or rather, it's the diaper that her teenaged son will never hear the end of.

Discuss.

Clearly, the woman just snapped. Unfortunately, she was carrying a knife and a mallet in her car as well as other paraphernalia that indicates she wasn't just nuts, she was dangerous nuts.

I do feel bad for her kids.

 

[scriptordelecto]

Yes, but I think this will bring the couple closer. Now that he knows how much she loves him and all.

Of course! What man wouldn't long for a demonstration of psychotic behavior to win his affections? I mean...who goes for flowers and candy anymore?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Bad move, space cadet!

You know, all that's left now is to wonder whether she was drinking Tang during her stalkeriffic road trip.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I heard on the news today that she now says she wasn't having a "romantic relationship" with this guy. I think this whole thing is so confuse I'll just wait to see how it all cooks out. I am sort of interested in the BB gun thing though. That's just weird

 

[shereads]

Pepper spray as a conversation-starter is an interesting idea. If she'd been more open to letting the other woman suggest a topic, she might have found she didn't need any other weapons.

I'm shy in groups, and tend to avoid parties for that reason. The next time I'm desperate to have a conversation, maybe I should try some pepper spray as an ice breaker.

 

[Goldie Munro]

This news story is wacko! Astronauts are my heroes - they cant do this kind of thing!!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

This news story is wacko! Astronauts are my heroes - they cant do this kind of thing!!

Goldie,
This woman is a 20 year veteran and an F-18 jockey. The Navy does not allow nut jobs to fly their best fighter aircraft. That's how wars get started - just look at what happened when X-fighter Jock, GWB, got in the White House. There's something else going on. I'm waiting to get the whole story.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Goldie,
This woman is a 20 year veteran and an F-18 jockey. The Navy does not allow nut jobs to fly their best fighter aircraft. That's how wars get started - just look at what happened when X-fighter Jock, GWB, got in the White House. There's something else going on. I'm waiting to get the whole story.

I know you are right! I hope you are right!

 

[shereads]

This news story is wacko! Astronauts are my heroes - they cant do this kind of thing!!

The good news is, if you used to hero-worship postal workers but switched to astronauts, you can go back to postal workers now. They can still be crazy when they snap, but there are so many of them, you have much better odds of getting one who isn't dangerous.

 

[shereads]

Goldie,
This woman is a 20 year veteran and an F-18 jockey. The Navy does not allow nut jobs to fly their best fighter aircraft. That's how wars get started - just look at what happened when X-fighter Jock, GWB, got in the White House. There's something else going on. I'm waiting to get the whole story.

I know some fighter pilots who wouldn't appreciate the inclusion of GWB in that group. He learned to take off and land. It takes more than that to be a fighter pilot.

 

[impressive]

The Navy does not allow nut jobs to fly their best fighter aircraft.

I've not met a fighter pilot who was NOT a nut job. Their egos alone make them diagnosable.

 

[shereads]

I've not met a fighter pilot who was NOT a nut job. Their egos alone make them diagnosable.

Anybody who volunteers to be shot at is crazy to some extent. Getting shot at with missles the size of telephone poles while defying gravity takes a special kind of crazy.

My ex-fighter pilot once made a carrier landing in an aircraft that had a hole the size of a soccer ball shot through one wing. In the photo, he's standing beside the plane wearing a huge grin, like a kid who got a pony for Christmas. Crazy bastard.

If he hadn't been crazy, he'd have known he couldn't land the thing.

 

[SlickTony]

There was a lot of craziness, angst and dysfunctionality amongst those astronauts, even as they were being presented as squeaky-clean, purehearted heros. The difference is now, with female astronauts, the women can stress and snap and take action, even if the action is totally dysfunctional and nuts, instead of being divorced by their famous husbands and collecting alimony, or going quietly out of town to have a nervous breakdown.

 

[3113]

I'm shy in groups, and tend to avoid parties for that reason. The next time I'm desperate to have a conversation, maybe I should try some pepper spray as an ice breaker.

You know, maybe I underestimated this woman. Pepper spray does sound like a really good idea for starting a conversation.....

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I'm so depressed. My Astronaut-Stalker-Wacko Love Story that I was writing for the Valentines Day Contest was almost complete and now this.

I'll have to dump mine unfortunatly. As completly unbelievable as I was trying to make my story for the Humor section, this makes mine look positively normal.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

"DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DANGER!"








Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Dreamliner]

Menopause must have a strange effect on some women!

 

[Guest]

NASA may add mental exams for astronauts

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/16648113.html

Ya think?

 

[starrkers]

Methinks I must hunt up this story. It sounds far too good to miss.

 

[Edward Teach]

My first thought was that that astronauht shit drove her crazy. Then it hit me that I had it wrong--you have to be Dr Strangelove crazy in the first place to want to ride a mutherfucking rocket.

Hell, gettin' on one of them space shuttle things makes NASCAR racin' seem tame as a chess match; a friggin' intellectual pursuit.

But you gotta hand her one thing--she showed some world class imagination.

Wore a fuckin' diaper!!

Sumbitch!

Eddie the Awed

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[Liar]

Pepper spray as a conversation-starter is an interesting idea.

Nothing says 'I love you' like a whiff of mace.

 

[Guest]

im thinking that after being probed in space, nothing is quite the same afterwards.