The Most Romantic Trailer Park in Bisbee, Arizona

[shereads]

Post your quirky/offbeat/inexplicably erotic sexual-fantasy locations here.

I read about this one in a travel magazine article called "Best Cheap Hotels." Could anyone fail to have a fabulous night of mutually consentual creativity, in a vintage Airstream trailer equipped with a record player, Elvis and the Rat Pack on vinyl, a bedside collection of paperback detective novels, shiny ceilings and exotic decor?


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I dibs this one:


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Oh, my! Note the honeymoon trailer's highly polished ceiling. The reflection gives that bedspread twice the decorative punch:

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I think it's romantic. I have no idea why.


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The Shady Dell accommodates trailerphobes with this land-locked Chris Craft:

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If I ever get to Bisbee, Arizona, I'm staying at the Shady Dell. If you get there first, play some Dean Martin and write us a review.

http://www.theshadydell.com/




Your turn.

 

[shereads]

Sleeping in the World's Largest Beagle

Not romantic, precisely. But a decade or so ago, it would have been fun to smoke a bong here:

"Guests enter the body of the beagle from a private spacious 2nd story deck. Inside and up another level in the head of the dog are a loft room for additional sleeping accommodations and a cozy reading nook in the dog's muzzle."

http://www.unusualhotelsoftheworld....nder=search&keyword=&location=&budget=&type=9

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lucy I've always wanted to live here....

 

[shereads]

Lucy I've always wanted to live here....

Very nice. None of the other elephant-themed hotels have a jingle.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Here are two of my favorite vacation spots--for others.

The breath-taking view from the Skyhook Lodge is equaled only by the death-taking drop from the romantic, Falling For Your Lounge
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This little scene of old world culture and charm has a certain something about it that makes staying there a unique experience
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Rumple Foreskin

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Can't find the kind of factory floor I want, but this comes close.

Thrumming machinery, both of us streaked with grease, ripping her coveralls off and taking her from behind as she's chained to the safety rails.

Industrial sex.

--Zoot



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[ABSTRUSE]

Very nice. None of the other elephant-themed hotels have a jingle.

Plus you get to wear a fez.

 

[shereads]

Can't find the kind of factory floor I want, but this comes close.

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My utility closet looks a lot like that, but with dust bunnies.

 

[shereads]

Plus you get to wear a fez.

What? You need a special reason to wear a fez? I never leave the house without mascara and a fez.

 

[shereads]

Rumple: i confess, the abandoned building is kind of a turn-on.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What? You need a special reason to wear a fez? I never leave the house without mascara and a fez.

I like the fez for when I'm reading in my robe and smoking a pipe by the fire place. That would be awesome to do in the Elephant.
I normally wear a scull cap pulled down over my eyes and a trench coat when I go out.

 

[shereads]

I normally wear a scull cap pulled down over my eyes and a trench coat when I go out.

You, my neighborhood crack dealer, and Marion Barry.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You, my neighborhood crack dealer, and Marion Barry.

It's not just a gang, it's a club.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I like on the one site you have posted where you can sleep in the back of a pickup truck...that stirs my white trash blood.

 

[matriarch]

Post your quirky/offbeat/inexplicably erotic sexual-fantasy locations here.

I read about this one in a travel magazine article called "Best Cheap Hotels." Could anyone fail to have a fabulous night of mutually consentual creativity, in a vintage Airstream trailer equipped with a record player, Elvis and the Rat Pack on vinyl, a bedside collection of paperback detective novels, shiny ceilings and exotic decor?


http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/img_home.gif


~ ~ ~

I dibs this one:


http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/crown.jpg


~ ~ ~


Oh, my! Note the honeymoon trailer's highly polished ceiling. The reflection gives that bedspread twice the decorative punch:

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/front2.jpg


~ ~ ~


I think it's romantic. I have no idea why.


http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/dellall.jpg


~ ~ ~


The Shady Dell accommodates trailerphobes with this land-locked Chris Craft:

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/boat1.jpg


~ ~ ~


If I ever get to Bisbee, Arizona, I'm staying at the Shady Dell. If you get there first, play some Dean Martin and write us a review.

http://www.theshadydell.com/




Your turn.

I'm sooooooooooo disappointed. Min and I stopped off in Bisbee on our last road trip. I don't remember seeing this place, but we did see some incredible wooden houses perched precariously on the mountain side above the town.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Not romantic, precisely. But a decade or so ago, it would have been fun to smoke a bong here:

"Guests enter the body of the beagle from a private spacious 2nd story deck. Inside and up another level in the head of the dog are a loft room for additional sleeping accommodations and a cozy reading nook in the dog's muzzle."

http://www.unusualhotelsoftheworld....nder=search&keyword=&location=&budget=&type=9

Oddly, it doesn't say if they allow pets.

 

[shereads]

Oddly, it doesn't say if they allow pets.

Suppose they decided to accept well-behaved pet beagles inside the giant beagle. And suppose one of these guest beagles happened to be pregnant - i.e., beagles inside a beagle inside a beagle.

The solar system might implode, creating a black hole shaped like a dog nose.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Suppose they decided to accept well-behaved pet beagles inside the giant beagle. And suppose one of these guest beagles happened to be pregnant - i.e., beagles inside a beagle inside a beagle.

The solar system might implode, creating a black hole shaped like a dog nose.

LMAO. I have a beagle. He'd love to spend the night, especially if he could pee on the giant beagle.

 

[carsonshepherd]

the more I look at the word beagle the more nonsensical it is.

 

[shereads]

the more I look at the word beagle the more nonsensical it is.

You're right. The word "look" looks even stupider.