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MlledeLaPlumeBleu

MlledeLaPlumeBleu

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Hi all...

I need to take a little break from the Intolerance of Psycho-Sexual Sadism Summit and the Great Literotica Anglo-American Conflict.

Here it is, the stupidest thing I have ever heard:

An earnest woman at our local zoo with a brood of toddlers in tow, taking a Zookeeper to task. She and her children had been all over the area where the sign was, and could not manage to find the "Dangeroos"

Upon pointing out the sign in question- a horrifically orange triangle bearing the word "Dangerous".

I encourage the lighest, fluffiest things possible on this thread. Your post should weigh no more than kitten-spit. Haikus, glad-handing, the myriad virtues of Harry Potter, whimsical reminisences of the infant unicorn your mom once helped over a rainbow...whatever.

Das Blau Stylo
 
How about trying to get over 100 posts?

So that I can have an avatar. LOL

DS
 
Well, let me tell you, it's like this,

She and her children had been all over the area where the sign was, and could not manage to find the "Dangeroos" Upon pointing out the sign in question- a horrifically orange triangle bearing the word "Dangerous".
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COMMON SENSE, AIN'T.

Rumple Foreskin
 
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Frau Blau:

Breathing fresh air, thanks.

With time out for husbands and babies I finally finished my B.A. degree at 51. I took biology as the required science course. One day's discussion and lecture on the cardiovascular system brought up the subject of heart transplants. The professor explained the use and requirments of such a modern procedure. At the end a young woman raised her hand and asked, "And what happens to the donor?"

I can't recall the teacher's reply, only the silence before it and how my brain felt taking in the question.

Perdita
 
Today I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Implants?
:kiss:
 
To paraphrase Snooper, I shall call this brief haiku cycle- "To Suffer the Fool"

A woman went forth
never to find dangeroos
only Darwin's truth

To transplant a heart!
Her own weeps for the donor
his life must be hard


Not to be confused with my upcoming haiku cycle "I Pity the Fool" which will focus solely on the unbridled majesty of Mr. T....
 
Re: Frau Blau:

perdita said:
. . . At the end a young woman raised her hand and asked, "And what happens to the donor?" . . . . Perdita
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You should have explained to the poor woman, that the heart donor feels the same way that her head did, after her brain had been harvested. :rolleyes:
 
Re: Frau Blau:

perdita said:
With time out for husbands and babies I finally finished my B.A. degree at 51. I took biology as the required science course. One day's discussion and lecture on the cardiovascular system brought up the subject of heart transplants. The professor explained the use and requirments of such a modern procedure. At the end a young woman raised her hand and asked, "And what happens to the donor?"

I can't recall the teacher's reply, only the silence before it and how my brain felt taking in the question.

Perdita
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As a long-time student myself, I can honestly say, "There's always one in every class."

On an even sillier note . . .

I have a cockatiel who mimics sneezes. No kidding. Whenever anyone in my house sneezes, for a half-hour afterwards, you hear the stupid bird going , "Ah-choo, ah-choo, ah-choo . . . "

:cool:
 
Quas:

Where have you been? In Shangri-la I hope. Good to see you.

Perdita
 
Lost a link, please help

I can't find the URL for the Hasidic Writers of Erotica League web page. Can anyone help?
MG
 
MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:
To paraphrase Snooper, I shall call this brief haiku cycle- "To Suffer the Fool"

A woman went forth
never to find dangeroos
only Darwin's truth

To transplant a heart!
Her own weeps for the donor
his life must be hard


Not to be confused with my upcoming haiku cycle "I Pity the Fool" which will focus solely on the unbridled majesty of Mr. T....
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Kudos on your haiku
And it's nice to meet someone who realizes that Mr T has unbridled majesty
 
*clears throat*

Never mind baseball
Pro wrestling is my pastime
Mondays and Thursdays.

What's the attraction?
Homoeroticism. (One word, seven syllables--read it and weep.)
Big men in small trunks!

Watch those two grappling!
Slick bodies wrapped so closely
Sweat on that mat, boys.

Faces and crotches
Intersect much too often
To keep it macho.

Picture the backstage
Fanfic slasher's paradise
Locker rooms, showers.

Who says it's low-class?
When I choose entertainment
I like it sexy. ;-)


MM
 
destinie21 said:
. . . it's nice to meet someone who realizes that Mr T has unbridled majesty
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Me, too!

I once was inside the very store that supplies Mr. T with his majestic bridles. :eek:
 
Madame Manga:

I love a woman who surprises (men too, but they're rarer). Also appreciated your wisdom on the Am. Demon matter.

Wrestling haiku, who'da thought?

your fan, Perdita:rose:
 
Ya gotta love all of that rippling testosterone in tight spandex trunks. <sigh>

DS
 
Madame Manga said:
*clears throat*
What's the attraction?
Homoeroticism. (One word, seven syllables--read it and weep.)
Big men in small trunks!
MM
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Was never going to post this anywhere because it's scurrilous about mates. But I couldn't resist when I read that MM, I larfed and larfed.
Can't remember the exact original but;

Mathgirl and TheEarl
Don't get what Haiku's about
Syllaballabics


Gauche
 
Wrestling fans popping out of the woodwork! You want to know how terrible a mark I am? It's a free server--'ware the pop-ups.

http://madamemanga.50megs.com/undertaker/undertaker.html

Who's that in traction? Edge? Yeah, I miss him too. *sniffle* I miss anyone who gets injured. Some people work very hard for a living...

:rose: A rose for Perdita too. ;-)

MM
 
Re: Frau Blau:

perdita said:
At the end a young woman raised her hand and asked, "And what happens to the donor?"

I can't recall the teacher's reply, only the silence before it and how my brain felt taking in the question.

Perdita
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In my senior high school graduation class, when I was 19, one of my classmates asked our history teacher between what years the second world war had taken place.

The fact that that same girl got a 5 (=A) in history, raises my suspicions that she must have done something involving kneeling, slurping, and lolli-pops, after class...:rolleyes:
 
MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:
I encourage the lighest, fluffiest things possible on this thread. Your post should weigh no more than kitten-spit. Haikus, glad-handing, the myriad virtues of Harry Potter, whimsical reminisences of the infant unicorn your mom once helped over a rainbow...whatever.
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I'd like to point out that Harry Potter is a very serious piece of world literature, and should not be confused with fluff and kitten-spit.

Even if those things ARE mentioned here and there in the books.
 
Today I saw a woman wearing tight shorts. Across the top of her buttocks were the words "Divine Wind".

Should suit someone's fetish.

I have just found a book in my shop called "Queen: Take Your Throne. How to be a woman of authority."

That covers another similar fetish. It is actually a Christian book about the role of a housewife and mother in a Christian family. Some of the text would enrage those who believe that women are equal. Dated 1985 but could have been written 1885.

Og
 
I prefer the book "The Other Rules: Never wear panties on a first date, and other tips", by Anne Blakely and Julia Moore.:devil:
 
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