the most erot ic experience ever

Skitten

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Hey Guys and Girls;
I just had the most wonderful and erotic experience of my life with my husband tonight.
This was our first time doing anal sex and it was the most wonderful experience I have ever had in my entire life. It is the kind of experience that leaves you legs quivvering an 1/2 hour later. For those of you think that anal is dirty or something you do not know what you are missing. I was the type who was naive and thought that it was something icky or gross and wouldn't dare
do that, but those of you who have never tried this believe me it is worth getting yourself in to your inhibitions. Sorry if I am rambling but you guys hopefully understand.
 
I always wondered if thats why they call it a piece of ass,,,LOL,,,,,who enjoyed it hte most,,you or your husband???
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YEA!!!!!!!!
I LOVE anal! Glad you guys had a super great time.
My first anal experience left me wanting more, more, more...I was always so against it, but he was so gentle and patient with me. I'm so glad I had that experience.
 
Hey, what a coincidence! My husband and I did that for the first time last night. He enjoyed it much more than I did, though. It mostly felt strange to me.

Any tips from you pros out there on what I can do to make it more enjoyable?
 
Like any act two consenting adults indulge in it would depend on the partisipation of the couple,,did he have the patience to
wait for you to become accustomed to the intrudence,were you brought to arrosal before
and during the insertation,did he continue to stimulate you??? If your left frustrated
will you be egar for the next session,,,
But then could never understand anyone who would enjoy being thrown down and sodomized
without needing a rape fantasy to attribute
it to.
 
Yes, my husband was very patient with me. He introduced a few fingers before he carefully pushed his cock inside. Maybe a little more lube might have been good, and there was no other stimulation. Then again, it was only the first time. I'm willing to give it a few tries before I decide on whether I like it or not. I didn't like giving head at first either. THanks for the suggestions, Growler.
 
Mmmm.. The attempt at anal sex was a disaster, but he's patient enough to let that wait for the next time I see him.. But I will say the one thing I loved that I thought I'd hate was feeling a tongue glide over my asshole. God, it was soooooooo nice in a nasty kind of way, if that makes any sense. Thought I'd share.
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Hey Endlessly - I guess you did have an eventful night... lol.

Tongue on your ass, in your ass, Oh now that's gooood! I love that. I really don't think there is much I don't like. I especially love it when they suck on the part right below the small of your back and then glide their tongue slowly to your ass that entire area is OMG Fantastic! God here we go again... I have to stop coming to this Site when I am home alone.

Where is DrTom when I need him?
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The doctor is making a house call this evening to Renee's house. DrTom is going to show you how to do anal the right way. Lots of k-y, lots of patience and time. Then when you are all adjusted, long slow steady strokes. Next a dildo in your pussy, capped off with a small vibrator concentreted on your clit to bring you to one hell of an erzatz mindblowing curl your toes til they cramp scream til you wake the dead orgasm. By the way, what insurance plan do you have??
 
Thank God I finally found a doctor that makes house calls. DrTom I am ready and waiting. I hope you take my insurance, it's HMTGO (helping myself to get off), or in this case I guess it would stand for Helping Me & Tom Get Off either way it should pay off fine. Don't be late Doc, I hope you have great bedside manner.

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Hey guys some suggestions here my husband and I had a lot of time into it. You have to be first of all very relaxed and try it with small butt plugs first and easily work your way up from there it wasn't just a wham. We put a lot of patience and lots of lube and get your body used to something different but once you get you mind and body in sync and a little time it will all be worth it. Believe me I was scared at first but it was worth it in the end Just some suggestions hope they help.
 
Renee honey, you will cry tears of joy once you have experienced the magic of DrTom. You will feel hands of leather turn to velvet with a touch. You will be at peace. You will feel tranquility,you will experience extreme pleasure with a gentle force that defies any rational though you could have. And when I am gone,you will feel only an emptiness and a lonliness that will make you yearn for the day I return.
 
OoOoOoOo Doc, stop teasing me.. you've had me waiting for days... I love to wait, but come on, you already have me yearning... so please get here fast so you can teach me, give it to me, get me to cry those tears and then you can make me yearn and wait for you some more.
 
hey renee....if the doc can't make it to jersey i'm already here....though i'm not a doctor i have played "doctor" & i make house calls....lol
 
Uh oh Doc, you betta hurry someone is trying to take your business away.. lol.

CP, I have to know, do you participate in my insurance plan? I don't want to go out-of-network, it will cost me too damn much.

If you do hon, then Jersey is a small state, I am sure you will find me, if you want me.
 
DrTom has finally made the house call to Miss Renee's house. Knowing that her condition was dire, and not knowing what to expect, I packed all the "tools" of the trade with me. She had left the front door unlocked for me, and as I entered, I found no one home. A low moaning sound was coming from down the hall. As I entered the room, There naked on the bed lie the most exquisite,fragile,delicate and extremely beautiful woman ever to grace the face of this earth. All fully exposed, and waiting for the healing touch of DrTom. Not wasting any time,for allowing her to suffer a moment more than necessary would be tantamount to an unforgivable sin.The first order of business was to check her pulse, and breathing. Pulse was fine, around 80 beats per min. The stethoscope I use serves two purposes. It allows me to hear a patients breathing, and when the 'scope is set at the correct temperature it allows me to check for proper nipple erection. Her breathing was fine, and her nipples reacted as they should. I was distracted by the sight of the two most perfect breasts I had ever seen with the erect nipples just begging for attention. Realizing I was staring, and not being very professional, I forced myself to move on. Reflexes and limb movements were all normal. It was time to take her temperature. That will be in the next post.
 
Taking her temp orally was out of the question due to her breathing, and quite frankly, a thermometer was not exactly what I wanted to put in her mouth at that moment.
I decided to take her temp vaginally, as it was easy to get to, and would give a true reading or her body temp. I slid the thermometer in, and looked at my watch to check the time. As I looked down, It had slid out and was lying on the bed. I reinserted it, and the same thing happened. This made me begin to think back to my medical books. I had read about this disease, but had never encountered it. She was suffering from a Hawaiian disease called "Lackanookie", or in laymans terms, "wet pussy syndrome." the cure was simple, and the success rate was 100%. This woman needed a massive infusion of sex.
Next: The Cure
 
Thanks Sammyjo, but as I think about it, I can't. It was an honor and a pleasure to tend to this woman in her time of need. I will not go any further as to how I treated her condition due to the rules of doctor/patient confidentiality. If Renee decides to come forth and describe the treatment I gave her, well that is her perrogative. All I can say is that it was a "religious" experience, And by the way she was calling Him, I believe she saw God.
 
After reading the continuing saga of Dr. Tom and Renee, and all about Dr. Tom's housecall I got so hot that I was compelled to do something about it. So I climbed the nearest mountain, arriving at the summit breathless and sweating profusely. Then, while staring at the moon, I stripped off all of my clothes, and masturbated. This was in the presence of all the young virgins who had also climbed to the top to watch the sunset. Just as I was about to reach my climax, I screamed 'Oh My God' three times at the top of my lungs. He (or was it she?) heard me and sent down an angel who took the form of a gorgeous woman (since I was by this time nearly delirious, I'm not sure if it was sammyjo, whispersecret, Eve, skitten, Endlessly, hullo_nurse, EOD, Laurel, or Nicole -- maybe it was all of them) but whoever it was threatened to tie me up spreadeagled and give me the blowjob that I would never forget. And then I woke up. That was my most erotic experience ever.
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[This message has been edited by Greg Lee Hunt (edited 03-13-2000).]
 
My side of the story:

After waiting for what seemed like ages for DrTom to come make his house call that he promised me, I could take no more... I was so frustrated from reading his posts, that I decided he would never show and I should take matters into my hands. As I rushed home from work tired, and frustrated from crunching numbers all day, and sexually frustrated from all the teasing I was being submitted to, I forgot to lock the front door. I rushed into my bedroom stripped, and ran a warm shower. As I got in I stood there feeling the water fall over my body, imagining it was DrTom's fingers working over me. Thinking about this and all that he promised to teach me, made me hotter than hell as I began to soap up my body I imagined it was his hands washing me. I reached my pussy and it ached to be touched. I didn't want to get off in the shower, I wanted to relax and get off lying in bed. With that thought in mind I rinsed off and began washing my hair but as I did this, I could only think of him there washing it for me, while I knelt before him and sucked his cock. I quickly finished my shower and dried off, again the thoughts of him raced through my mind. As I dried my hair the heat from the dryer was making me hotter than I already was, I went into my the bedroom and laid on my bed I let my hands move slowly up and down my body never touching my aching hot pussy, I squeezed my tits as I pushed them together, licking my nipples... it was then that DrTom came in ... I was shocked at first when the door opened not knowing who it could be, but then there stood this Tall Gorgeous man, at that point, I didn't care who he was but inside I already knew it had to be him. He introduced himself being professional about his visit, at that point I didn't need a professional I just needed someone to cure the ache I had been feeling all week. As he checked my pulse, I thought I would be admitted immediately to a hospital because I could feel it racing from the nervousness, and sexual tension I was feeling.. as he moved his stethoscope to my chest I could feel my nipples becoming very hard wanting him to just drop that thing and squeeze my tits... pinch my nipples.. it was then that he said I was feeling kind of warm and he would like to take my temp. What happened next I never expected, yet thoroughly enjoyed. He told me that he would get a better reading if he took somewhere other than my mouth, I didn't realize what he meant at first, but then he slowly started to spread my legs and move the thermometer inside to take my temp vaginally. This was a first, and excited me more than you could ever imagine. As he did this he began to check his watch and the thermometer slid out, he reinserted it, but gave me a look as though he wanted to push something other than this thermometer inside of me. I started to breathe heavier, and my pulse was racing so hard, my heart felt as though it would beat out of my chest... my tits were rising and falling at a fast rate I was moaning from the aching I had for him... it was then that he said I was suffering from a Hawaiian disease called "Lackanookie," or in layman's terms, "wet pussy syndrome." He said he knew a quick cure for this disease, but wasn't sure if it would be covered under my health plan. I agreed to give him whatever he wanted in return for feeling better. He told me that under no circumstances was I to protest against the treatment once he began. It wasn't something you could stop in the middle of it... I agreed to allow him to give me the full treatment. It was then that he then began to strip down, I couldn't imagine how this was helping me, because as he did this I only grew hotter and became more wet than I had ever been. He held my legs apart and slowly licked his way up the right one across my pussy and down the left ... he worked his way back up and ran his tongue up and down my slit... I began to move my hips against his face ... rubbing my pussy on him ... letting his tongue cure me ... when all of a sudden . . .

I Renee, give full consent to DrTom to release my medical records to any person who may benefit from the cure of this disease.... Renee G.
 
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