The Most Bizarre Thing You Have Ever Witnessed...

[Sateema Lunasi]

I worked for a film company in London for a while and my boss was a very good looking, but eccentric actor. Everyone was casual, no formality at all in the office and it was common to have drinking parties on long days. Well, one day, we are sitting around in a break room, talking about a work project. It turned into a big argument that would not stop. It just went on and on and recycled itself into the same old stuff. My boss gets up, unzips his pants, pulls out his dick and slaps it several times on the table like a gavel to get our attention, then says, "Argument Over!."

That was a spectacle.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Tremolo]

oh my god those are funny!

I haven't seen anything that odd. I will have to think about this and get back to you.

 

[SpaceToast]

At the small midcoast Maine bookshop I used to work at, there was an old man who would come into harbor once a year, during the summer, on a large sailing yacht registered in South America. The manager would greet him and, speaking in a heavy German accent, he would wander around the store, followed by his boat crew, and select 3 or 4 thousand dollars worth of books, simply pointing to what struck his fancy. His crew would carry them all, trailing behind him. We'd ring them all up, box them up for the crew, he'd cut us a check, and that would be the end of it, for another year.

I think you can all imagine what we suspect about this strange German expatriot. Fun, bizarre place to work-

-M@

 

[freescorfr]

Fisrt eleven very posh public schools cricket match, Rolls Royces lined up as parents watched the game move slowly forward.

In the distance, behind the Scorers Hut, a man in full morning dress and top hat, disappears behind and then reappears on the far side of the hut, in full view, but in the clear belief that he is behind the hut, takes out his willy for a pee. Before he puts it away he gave it a few kind stokes, after a good shake and proceeds behind the hut to emerge on the other side without the slightest idea that he had had the crowd's fullest attention.

 

[kotori]

And they missed all that action on the pitch?

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Oh my Gawd that is funny.

Another one: On a trip to Ireland, I stopped in a town called Athenry, and looked around a pretty church there. I found a very plain garden variety water hose with a hot and cold spout. It had a wood plank sign that read "Holy Water"

 

[glamorilla]

The list can go on for pages.

About a year ago I was leaving work as usual,went down the elevator,walked out the front door and walked into a gun going off about 50 yards away from me. Very surreal moment. Within 30 seconds all of 39th Street was swarming with police...I had to go back upstairs to wait it out for a bit while police did a building to building search for the guy. Later on the news the story was disclosed it was a jilted lover...he shot bot the girlfriend and the guy she was seeing and later turned the gun on himself.

There's a gay magazine here in the city called HX...basically a magazine that lists clubs,events and local happenings. I once picked up this guy...and we ended up fooling around for a few weeks. Couple months later I'm fliping through HX in a bar with some friends trying to figure out what to do for that night when I come across a half a page ad with the guys picture that states:WARNING: Do not go home with this guy and it went on to list he was dangerous,mentally unbalanced,his mo of picking up seemingly affluent gay men etc...He was amazing in bed...

I was in the "frozen" zone during 9-11.

Once at an 80's themed dance party I moved back on the dance floor and tripped over a couple that was apparantly invloved in performing a public fisting on the dance floor.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Glamorilla, I think you are going to take this in a good way and I hope so cause I mean it as a compliment, but somehow, I knew that YOU would have good weirdo stories.

 

[glamorilla]

It is both my gift and my curse.

 

[marksgirl]

I was in the "frozen" zone during 9-11

Me too, that had to be the most bazzare thing I've ever seen!

 

[glamorilla]

It has become my sacred duty to do everything I can to service the needs of all the brave officers and firemen of New York City in this time of post-crisis.

No questions asked.

 

[bored1]

I was at a stoplight, I hear a some guy swearing at the top of his lungs at another driver, The guy who is yelling jumps out of his car and procedes to kick the door of the other drivers car. And I mean kick! The whole door collapsed, all the while the kicker is spewing obscenities at the offending driver. It was weird, to see someone with so little control over their anger.

 

[lavender]

 

[CarolineOh]

It has become my sacred duty to do everything I can to service the needs of all the brave officers and firemen of New York City in this time of post-crisis.

No questions asked.

Such a selfless act, you ought to be proud of yourself

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I've seen goats fuck. That was pretty weird.

 

[freescorfr]

One of the times we had babies in nappies, we stopped for a meal in the hills up behind Peniscola (what a name!) in Spain. En route to Morella, which is always worth a visit.

In the resaurant there was only one long, long communal table and all the food was placed before us on the table to serve yourself. We ate and fed the kids. Then one of them clearly needed to be changed so I took him through a door at the end of the refectory to do the job and saw, in a big hall a running fountain. So I whipped off the dirty nappy and plunged him in., Cleaned him off and took him back fresh and happy.

After the meal we wandered round a bit and it was only then that we disovered that we were in a monastery with a group of pilgrims and I'd washed his bum in the sacred fountain which was, in fact, inside a giant basillica.



- reminded by the Irish holy water story.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

I went to a dog festival (like a party for dog owners where dogs can run around freely) at Collesium Square here a couple of weeks ago. I saw this tiny tog (don't know what breed) trying determined to mount this Golden Retriever. It was quite funny, but I think you had to be there.

When I was a kid, I saw this "mentally challenged" man go by our house on a bicycle. he was wearing those TINY running shorts, I mean tiny, and his penis was hanging out of them and flopping around. It was huge.

 

[badasschick]

Philly is a strange place.

I saw a pair of taxicabs on Walnut st. by Rittenhouse square, and one was tailgating the other, at the far side of the park they stopped as one bumped the other from behind. The cab drivers stopped and proceeded to have a fist fight on the side of the street, but it wasn't a fight that you would expect 2 burly dude to have, but a girlfight with scratching, "windmill" punches and rolling around on the ground. There were a pair of bike cops at the same end of the park, not attempting to break it up but standing there watching and laughing with the rest of the spectators that had accumulated.

When I was in college, there were a fair amount of trailers set up as luncheonettes on campus with shelves of candy bars on the outside wall of them for sale. I saw a gang of squirrels commit what you can only call a robbery. About 6 of them hijacked the line of waiting customers while 2 others jumped on the shelves and stole a Reese's Nutrageous bar, and a Snickers and then the whole gang scampered away with the greek proprieter running after them spewing obscenities in his native tongue.He then stayed all night long after all the other lunch trailers had closed Cursing and constructing a sort of plexiglass box to cover all the candy bars. From then on the "Greek" as we called him was a bitter man.

 

[freescorfr]

When I was a kid, I saw this "mentally challenged" man go by our house on a bicycle. he was wearing those TINY running shorts, I mean tiny, and his penis was hanging out of them and flopping around. It was huge.

I used to help at summer camps for men with mental difficulties - well they were difficulties for us who were with them and thought we were ok. In fact here's a picture of me with them - it was many years ago. You couldn't tell who was in charge of them by looking except I'm the one with the gun.

We were at Frinton-on-Sea a very high class resort in Essex, and some of the men went to relieve themselves in the Golf Club House toilets. When I followed them into the loos one of them was peeing a a wash-basin. He looked at me and said, puzzled, "This urinal's very high!"

 

[bluespoke]

World Wrestling Federation

Now that IS weird!

 

[perks]

I was 4 and just stepped off the plane in Lagos, Nigeria. We got into our limo and I looked out the window and saw a dead body floating down the river. That was pretty wild.

I saw one of my exes get shot on 103rd and 1st avenue.

Oh, the first time I was at Webster Hall I saw a girl get a blowjob. Wasn't too odd, but I wasn't expecting it, and usually my gaydar is finetuned.

I saw a guy get hit by a car on Logan Circle in Philly he flipped into the air, end to end, three times, got up and walked away.

Saw a fight between a huge anaconda and a river rat. I'm scarred for life over that one.

 

[RawHumor]

I was at a bar in Mexico and someone in the bar must have insulted a bartender or not paid or something and all of a sudden about 10 people starting beating the living shit out of him! People were kicking him in the face, head, and ribs... and then some people just started in on him for the fun of beating someone half-to-death.

Thankfully they at least let him leave.

It turned out to be a pretty fun place though.

 

[Marxist]

Saw a fight between a huge anaconda and a river rat. I'm scarred for life over that one.

Philadephia is not for the weak...



Should I talk about the guy I saw fall 200 feet from a radio tower to his death right in front of me?

The female Mardi Gras reveller who lined up guys on a side street and went cock to cock?

I think the oddest thing that I can think of is the tiny female gyno. that literally got sucked into the vagina of a 600 lbs. patient. Honest to God, it's the truth.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

I think the oddest thing that I can think of is the tiny female gyno. that literally got sucked into the vagina of a 600 lbs. patient. Honest to God, it's the truth.