The morning after at The Velvet Vulva Lounge

[shereads]

Zzzzzzz....Zzzzzzzz...

Urp.

Never mix tamales, flan, chocolate pie, Baileys & cream, and a Sloe Gin Fizz with Tylenol Cold & Flu medicine...How is everyone? Did anybody pay the band?

 

[Guest]

I can't find my bra .

I think I'm with the band.

Perdita

 

[shereads]

LOL.

I think Rhino is wearing your bra as boxers. You might as well see if you can turn these into a bra:

::tosses Perdita the red satin boxers that the janitor found in the punch bowl; watches Perdita board the band bus, along with "Band Aid" from the movie Almost Famous::

 

[shereads]

Suddenly I remember that I attached myself, leech-style, to Dr. Mabeuse to stop him from feeling morose. About 20 hours ago.

I pluck myself off of him, leaving one of those little round marks that would look like a hickey if you didn't know it was caused by a leech.

 

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

And the stench of spilled Baileys and Cream, tamales and flan all mixed together on the floor, could clear Fran Drescher's sinuses.

You'd better learn to like it, 'cause I just reached up from the floor and grabbed your ankle, in my sleep. It's an unusually strong grip, because I'm unconscious. Looks like you'll be here to watch the cleanup.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Having danced my first tango and throughly enjoyed myself during the party I am in one of those absolutely sickeningly happy moods that nothing can break so I'll get the mop and broom and start claning up. I do request no one throw empties at me to make me stop whistling Christmas tunes however

-Colly

 

[shereads]

I am in one of those absolutely sickeningly happy moods that nothing can break so I'll get the mop and broom and start claning up. I do request no one throw empties at me to make me stop whistling Christmas tunes however

KLAANK!

(I toss, miss, strengthen my death-grip on George Clooney's ankle, and go back to sleep. Warning: If I hear "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas," I'll beat you to death with Clooney's femur. There's not a jury in the world who'd blame me.)

ZZZzzzzz

 

[Guest]

Made it back! Man, that bus was NOT the band's.

Colly, I'll watch your back as you clean up. Nah, I'll help too.

It's Boxing Day for some, so Happy Boxing, or Boxes, whatever.

I'm having my morning tea with ? (a tamale dulce!)

I am happy this morning,

Perdita

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Made it back! Man, that bus was NOT the band's.

Colly, I'll watch your back as you clean up. Nah, I'll help too.

It's Boxing Day for some, so Happy Boxing, or Boxes, whatever.

I'm having my morning tea with ? (a tamale dulce!)

I am happy this morning,

Perdita

Good Morning Dita!

*HUGS*

Don't wake the sleeping one, she's surly!



-Colly

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Whoa... What the hell did you put on that wine? I think I lost an entire day...

 

[Clay Tanner]

The Velvet Vulva is booked

Well Perdita, how did you like my bus? Is anyone going to book the VV for next year's party? How do you say "lightweights" in Spanish?

 

[shereads]

You're not Clay Tanner. You're Jerry Garcia! You faked your death to manipulate the price of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Just as I suspected all along. The bus, that's what gave you away.

 

[Clay Tanner]

I need a miracle.

I may have a surprise for you one day, Shereads. But, not tonight. One of my guitars needs re-stringing.

 

[Guest]

Re: The Velvet Vulva is booked

Well Perdita, how did you like my bus?

Mr. Tanner, I don't remember the ride or the vehicle. Thank you for the tango though.

"Lightweight"? No such word in Spanish, to my mind at any rate.

ella, any doodles yet?

Perdita

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: The Velvet Vulva is booked

ella, any doodles yet?

I think I wrote a novel last night. Or an operetta. Or I copied down your recipe for flan...My handwriting is atrocious when I've had my annual drink, so it's hard to tell.

 

[Wills]

Damn...

Bloody invitation didn't arrive in time.

Will's

PS. Anyone got photo's?

 

[Guest]

No pics, Wills, but I've got the outline for a new novel. I'll put you in it.

Perdita