The Monkey God commands you

[Aquila]

That all Whom post to this thread of the Monkey God's own. Speak in the third Person.

 

[MissTaken]

The Monkey God, himself, is one damned nutty egomaniacal bird turd!





How's that?

 

[Aquila]

The Monkey God is Not a bird turd.
And the Monkey God is Not EgoManiacal
The Monkey God does NOT have a God Complex
The Monkey God IS a God.

 

[MissTaken]

The Monkey God has a lousy therapist!

 

[Aquila]

The Monkey God has a lousy therapist!

The Monkey God Needs Luvin.
The Monkey God's therapist agrees.

 

[Xander]

Why does this remind me of CK's monkey pants.......

 

[MissTaken]

The Monkey God Needs Luvin.
The Monkey God's therapist agrees.

The Monkey God's therapist watches too much daytime television!

 

[Aquila]

The Monkey God's therapist watches too much daytime television!

The Monkey God's Therapist was a state employee.

 

[Ezarc]

The Monkey God's therapist watches too much daytime television!

*Tackles and huggles this sweet woman*

 

[IrishWolfhound]

The Monkey God has returned to us!!!! We are most blessed among people!!!!

 

[MsMuffet]

The Monkey God is dreaming!

 

[Aquila]

The Monkey God Is Pleased His Children Remember Him.
The Monkey God is DisPleased that they think he ever went away.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I heard you throw your poo at the congregation.

 

[MissTaken]

*Tackles and huggles this sweet woman*

Is the Monkey God looking?


*huggles the Someday Man back for good measure*

 

[Ezarc]

Is the Monkey God looking?


*huggles the Someday Man back for good measure*

Ohh My! What wonderful AVs you have there!
*hugfest cometh*

 

[IrishWolfhound]

The Monkey God Is Pleased His Children Remember Him.
The Monkey God is DisPleased that they think he ever went away.

Forgive us oh Monkey God. This humble sinner was lured into the land of Real World!!!! It was a horrible wasteland.

 

[Guru]

 

[Bondagebunni]

the monkey god is seriously in need of a life...why did the monkey god start this thread...and why isn't the monkey god being good and posting on thread killas

 

[IrishWolfhound]

the monkey god is seriously in need of a life...why did the monkey god start this thread...and why isn't the monkey god being good and posting on thread killas

Blasphemers & heretics do surround us. Oh now the Monkey God will be displeased and not shower us with riches.

 

[MsMuffet]

The Monkey God will shower with me!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

and why isn't the monkey god being good and posting on thread killas

Maybe he's afraid he'll kill somebody.very distasteful injoke

 

[IrishWolfhound]

The Monkey God will shower with me!

Well damn, I was hoping to cop some of the monkey gods action while he was pissed at us.

 

[Bondagebunni]

Maybe he's afraid he'll kill somebody.very distasteful injoke

you! why aren't YOU posting there! i can't keep it alive alone!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

you! why aren't YOU posting there! i can't keep it alive alone!

Every time I start to post there I get so bored I fall asleep first.

 

[MsMuffet]

Well damn, I was hoping to cop some of the monkey gods action while he was pissed at us.

The Monkey God would be pleased if you brought the tub toys, I am sure.