The Milkman and the Nuns

[sirhugs]

not much more than a title that keeps pestering me... really all I have is a scene of a convent on top of a hill, and a young novice with absolutely huge breasts, no doubt leading to some comment about milkers, or udders.

 

[Carnevil9]

Intriguing title, but nothing comes to mind, plot-wise. I keep getting visions of Julie Andrews or Sally Field, which makes it tough to think of naughty stories.

 

[Hypoxia]

If set in USA this must be a period piece because milkmen? They were pretty much gone by 1970 -- in California and New York anyway. It could work in Mexico as of at least 2010 (my last in-depth experience). Set it in the mile-high Veracruz state capitol of Xalapa (haw-LAW-paw, home of the Jalapeño pepper).

Devout young José Mendoza's first job after high school is with a lechería driving a burro-drawn cart at dawn to deliver milk in a neighborhood housing a convent -- a convent where upperclass families send their unruly daughters. The novices are fraught with horn and the nuns aren't much better. The novices are from Mexico's richest cities and ranchos; the nuns include Vietnamese, Filipino, and Ivory Coast women. (This is real; not many North Americans volunteer any more. And I observed burro-drawn milk wagons around there.)

Anyway, every day, José knocks on the convent gate to deliver cases of dairy products. Every day, a different novice answers his knock -- topless. José crosses himself but does not look away. On Saturday mornings he delivers extra cases to last over the sabbath, and both a novice and younger non-Mexican nun answer -- topless. Eventually one Saturday José succumbs to temptation. Holy fuck! Yada yada...

 

[sirhugs]

It's the Sacred sisters of La Leche, who the villagers keep supplied with milk because the nuns' wet nursing service keeps the village babies strong. Everybody ignores that the nuns act as wet nurses by birthing their own babies, that get raised as "orphans". The use the milkman for breeding...

Of course there is the "praying mantis" err "praying novice". It seems that 18 years ago, Mother Superior hid her own child, who raised solely within the convent is very innocent...

 

[FantasyXY]

If set in USA this must be a period piece because milkmen? They were pretty much gone by 1970 -- in California and New York anyway. ...

Oddly enough, I live in the U.S. and I still get milk delivered. Just saying.

 

[sirhugs]

Intriguing title, but nothing comes to mind, plot-wise. I keep getting visions of Julie Andrews or Sally Field, which makes it tough to think of naughty stories.

Come on...Julie Andrews??? Made this young man's heart stir...or other parts...

 

[Hypoxia]

Oddly enough, I live in the U.S. and I still get milk delivered. Just saying.

I had no idea. I thought they'd suffered an extinction event. Unlike the dairy trucks in tropical Tuxtla Guitierrez (TOOSH-tla git-tee-AIR-ace), capitol of Chiapas state. Y'know Good Humor wagons and other ice-cream trucks? Imagine refrigerated dairy trucks rolling down residential streets from dawn till dusk, music playing, and housewives running out to buy the milk or cream or butter needed for the next meal.

Then there was Chachalacas (Cha-cha-LAW-kas), Veracruz, Mexico, a middle-class seaside resort town. The resorts are on the beach whilst town and its services are a couple miles inland. Every half-hour, a golf cart with blaring speakers races through the resort district, carrying... the latest batch of fresh tortillas. Staff from eateries along the way flag them down to resupply. They don't keep old tortillas laying around, nope. More blaring carts regularly deliver other food supplies -- just-in-time inventory.

Come on...Julie Andrews??? Made this young man's heart stir...or other parts...

You saw her tits in S.O.B. of course. Yes, her husband Blake Edwards had her bare her breasts for the camera. Why, that's almost an LW plot bunny!

 

[Giggolo_Joe]

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[sirhugs]

Disregard Hypoxia ...

Milkman and the Nuns ...

Milkman walks to the Nunnery ... whatever ... a new girl is given to the Nunnery, a wild girl, someone her family thought needed 'religious straightening out' ...

for months or weeks or whatever you can write, she has gone through this, but the milkman keeps coming and she's wild, needs to be wilds, needs to fucking FUCK and LIVE!

she seduces this milkman ... she seduces him, is spied on, turns other sisters (she gets lucky on the sisters she's turned) ...

and go from there.

I like this story.

I'll writeit if no one else will.

yes please write it

 

[Badfather80]

Randy milkman fucks sexy nuns and then chases them around the fields in their underwear at rapid speed, as the Benny Hill music plays in the background.

Classic.

 

[Hypoxia]

Randy milkman fucks sexy nuns and then chases them around the fields in their underwear at rapid speed, as the Benny Hill music plays in the background.

Classic.

And Mother Superior jumps the gun, sure.

We need a few milk goats and billys running with them too. No bestiality, only symbolism. Every now and then the milkman or a nun stops to catch their breath, hands on knees, and are butted back into motion by a helpful goat. Meanwhile, a passing biplane dusts them with powdered milk -- no, better make that white flour -- anyway, everything is now coated ghostly white, quickly smeared. Hilarity ensues.