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The Midnight Reaver: A Steampunk Harem Comedy (closed)
(Closed for Artemidorus)
My dear nephew Titus,
Better used though my hands are to the grip of a trusty sabre than this confounded slippery quill pen, I must write to you in haste. I must inform you that I am dying -bleeding out from a treacherous stab by an ill-mannered cur in a dockside duel.
Weep not! Your uncle Melchior has no regrets. For forty years, I've been the terror of the skies, our age's foremost sky pirate, plying the trade routes between the Pylon Cities in my beloved Midnight Reaver. I haven't lived what you'd call a regular life, or a churchgoing one, but it's been good all the same.
Now I know you've always enjoyed a good piratical tale or two from your uncle, and this one I'm about to unfold is of great importance to you personally, so pay attention.
A year ago, I was cruising in the Lateran Air Currents, when I spied a fat zeppelin bearing the banner of the Sultan of Vathek. You'll know him for the richest potentate in the East, and a fine prize I knew I had on my hands. I drew level with her, and fired a warning shot across the bows.
What followed next was a chase through stormclouds like I'd never known before, but at last we cornered her inside of a cumulo nimbus, and out came the sabres as we prepared for action.
The Sultan's eunuchs fought like tigers. They fought til every man jack of my crew was dead, and I myself had received a musket ball to the groin (of which more later). Nevertheless, at the end of watch the day was mine, and you can imagine my hopes as I limped below decks to find out what had they had been guarding so fiercely.
Well, nephew, it wasn't gold or silver or gems. What I found in that hold were half a dozen of the liveliest, loveliest, most coquettish young beauties I've ever clapped eyes on, each one of them a virgin and bound for the Sultan's harem. Being as they were all healthy girls whose heads had been filled with ideas about the pleasures a man can provide, they'd been very bored throughout the voyage with the company of nothing but eunuchs. They brightened very much when they learned that they were now the helpless captives of the notorious Captain Melchior... but alas. My musket ball injury meant that I could not oblige them as I would once have done.
Instead, I set my mind to thinking how this ruinous day could be turned to good account, when a brilliant plan struck me. The Sultan wanted none but the best for his harem, so all of these girls were slender, fit and athletic young creatures, with clever hands and imaginative minds. It struck me that with a little training, they could easily take the place of the crew I'd lost gaining them.
And so it was. Between you and me, nephew, for sentiment does not become a pirate king, I grew to be very fond of all of these charming little minxes as I trained them, even the most impertinent and saucy vixens among them. They learned quickly and adapted to the pirate life with great ease, even though they would not stop agitating for a man to pleasure them, and moping and fretting for lack of one.
I thought Captain Melchior and his crew of daring lovelies would go down in sky pirate history, but alas, it was not to be. Shortly after their graduation, I encountered an old enemy on the zeppelin docks of Cryspire, a Captain Balthasar, and he got the better of our subsequent duel. I bethought me of the six girls, more like daughters than crew to me, I was leaving in a harsh and unpredictable world. I knew they'd need a captain. And I thought of you, nephew.
I never held with your mother's idea of sending you to college to become a student instead of becoming a sky pirate like your uncle and your grandfather before him. I think it did nothing but fill your head with notions. But it is a strong head, all the same, and it's supported between a pair of broad shoulders and on a muscular enough frame, and you're a good lad, and my blood, and so it is I bequeath to you all I have in the world: the Midnight Reaver and her crew. I know you had no desire to be a sky pirate, having some fool notion of being a scholar or some such, but attend to the lesson I learned from my musket ball: life does not always bear our wishes in mind. The Sultan of Vathek is looking for his missing prizes. Captain Balthasar is looking for the Midnight Reaver, to complete his victory over me. Be the man I know you are, nephew, and steer the Reaver and my girls through these perilous currents and you'll have earned an uncle's blessings from up in Pirate Heaven.
Your loving uncle,
Melchior
P.S: I know what it is to be young, and also how persistent and enticing my girls can be, but do not under any circumstances have your way with any of them. Because in the first place, an airship's crew is a delicate piece of clockwork. The smallest thing can jam or disrupt it -and the consequences of a captain spreading his favours willy-nilly around the crew can only lead to jealousy, heartbreak and ill-feeling. And even if you were scrupulous about showing no favorites, just think of how exhausted you'd be, fully satisfying every single one of these passionate young charmers every night -for they'd demand no less. No, far better to enforce chastity all round.
P.P.S: When boarding an enemy ship, consider the benefits of wearing a reinforced steel codpiece.
(Closed for Artemidorus)
My dear nephew Titus,
Better used though my hands are to the grip of a trusty sabre than this confounded slippery quill pen, I must write to you in haste. I must inform you that I am dying -bleeding out from a treacherous stab by an ill-mannered cur in a dockside duel.
Weep not! Your uncle Melchior has no regrets. For forty years, I've been the terror of the skies, our age's foremost sky pirate, plying the trade routes between the Pylon Cities in my beloved Midnight Reaver. I haven't lived what you'd call a regular life, or a churchgoing one, but it's been good all the same.
Now I know you've always enjoyed a good piratical tale or two from your uncle, and this one I'm about to unfold is of great importance to you personally, so pay attention.
A year ago, I was cruising in the Lateran Air Currents, when I spied a fat zeppelin bearing the banner of the Sultan of Vathek. You'll know him for the richest potentate in the East, and a fine prize I knew I had on my hands. I drew level with her, and fired a warning shot across the bows.
What followed next was a chase through stormclouds like I'd never known before, but at last we cornered her inside of a cumulo nimbus, and out came the sabres as we prepared for action.
The Sultan's eunuchs fought like tigers. They fought til every man jack of my crew was dead, and I myself had received a musket ball to the groin (of which more later). Nevertheless, at the end of watch the day was mine, and you can imagine my hopes as I limped below decks to find out what had they had been guarding so fiercely.
Well, nephew, it wasn't gold or silver or gems. What I found in that hold were half a dozen of the liveliest, loveliest, most coquettish young beauties I've ever clapped eyes on, each one of them a virgin and bound for the Sultan's harem. Being as they were all healthy girls whose heads had been filled with ideas about the pleasures a man can provide, they'd been very bored throughout the voyage with the company of nothing but eunuchs. They brightened very much when they learned that they were now the helpless captives of the notorious Captain Melchior... but alas. My musket ball injury meant that I could not oblige them as I would once have done.
Instead, I set my mind to thinking how this ruinous day could be turned to good account, when a brilliant plan struck me. The Sultan wanted none but the best for his harem, so all of these girls were slender, fit and athletic young creatures, with clever hands and imaginative minds. It struck me that with a little training, they could easily take the place of the crew I'd lost gaining them.
And so it was. Between you and me, nephew, for sentiment does not become a pirate king, I grew to be very fond of all of these charming little minxes as I trained them, even the most impertinent and saucy vixens among them. They learned quickly and adapted to the pirate life with great ease, even though they would not stop agitating for a man to pleasure them, and moping and fretting for lack of one.
I thought Captain Melchior and his crew of daring lovelies would go down in sky pirate history, but alas, it was not to be. Shortly after their graduation, I encountered an old enemy on the zeppelin docks of Cryspire, a Captain Balthasar, and he got the better of our subsequent duel. I bethought me of the six girls, more like daughters than crew to me, I was leaving in a harsh and unpredictable world. I knew they'd need a captain. And I thought of you, nephew.
I never held with your mother's idea of sending you to college to become a student instead of becoming a sky pirate like your uncle and your grandfather before him. I think it did nothing but fill your head with notions. But it is a strong head, all the same, and it's supported between a pair of broad shoulders and on a muscular enough frame, and you're a good lad, and my blood, and so it is I bequeath to you all I have in the world: the Midnight Reaver and her crew. I know you had no desire to be a sky pirate, having some fool notion of being a scholar or some such, but attend to the lesson I learned from my musket ball: life does not always bear our wishes in mind. The Sultan of Vathek is looking for his missing prizes. Captain Balthasar is looking for the Midnight Reaver, to complete his victory over me. Be the man I know you are, nephew, and steer the Reaver and my girls through these perilous currents and you'll have earned an uncle's blessings from up in Pirate Heaven.
Your loving uncle,
Melchior
P.S: I know what it is to be young, and also how persistent and enticing my girls can be, but do not under any circumstances have your way with any of them. Because in the first place, an airship's crew is a delicate piece of clockwork. The smallest thing can jam or disrupt it -and the consequences of a captain spreading his favours willy-nilly around the crew can only lead to jealousy, heartbreak and ill-feeling. And even if you were scrupulous about showing no favorites, just think of how exhausted you'd be, fully satisfying every single one of these passionate young charmers every night -for they'd demand no less. No, far better to enforce chastity all round.
P.P.S: When boarding an enemy ship, consider the benefits of wearing a reinforced steel codpiece.
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