The Mesentery

[Ms_Ann]

Yeah, you probably have one but no one knows what the fuck it does. Guesses?


https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/article_small/public/thumbnails/image/2017/01/03/15/mesentery-0.jpg

 

[Jennifer]

Keeps one from getting fake cancer?

 

[phrodeau]

It would wag your tail, if you had a tail.

Or maybe it's where the soul resides.

 

[Ms_Ann]

It would wag your tail, if you had a tail.

Or maybe it's where the soul resides.

Or where gut feelings come from.

 

[Ms_Ann]

I'm worried there's something wrong with my mesentery.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I'm pretty sure a mesentery is where they bury your mesen. After it dies, of course.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Oh god, they can die?

 

[phrodeau]

I'm worried there's something wrong with my mesentery.

Maybe you have dysentery.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Maybe you have dysentery.

Could just be the egg nog.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh god, they can die?

Kill them all, let Yahweh sort them out.