The means to which you'll go to get laid

[Zamdrist]

I once drove an 80cc Honda scooter over 100 miles from Bremerton Washington to Naniamo, Canada, in the rain. Half the way was highway roads, also had to cross the Straits of Jaun de Fuca in a ferry.

"Oh sweet Dennie, where art thou?"

What lengths have you gone or will go to get laid? Guys? Gals?

 

[plasticman33]

If I told you, I'd have to shoot you!

 

[phrodeau]

I bought a computer and set up an ISP account for my long-distance girlfriend so we could cyber.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I look over my shoulder and ask "Want me?" Always works.

 

[Zamdrist]

I look over my shoulder and ask "Want me?" Always works.

Does that work for men? No, probably not. Probably get a good smack across the face!

 

[plasticman33]

I look over my shoulder and ask "Want me?" Always works.

You're right! It worked I want you!

 

[clit_licker30]

Years ago I walked into my regular bar and a great looking girl approached me and expressed her desire to fuck me. Her boyfriend hustled her back to their table.

After closing time I was hanging out inside with the bar owner and I noticed this girl and her group on the sidewalk outside. I walked to the window and pressed my ear to it. I heard the name and location of a late night diner they were going to after hours.

I drove to a friends apt. a few miles away and tried to wake him. It was 3:00AM now. He did not wake up so I uh....let myself in.(Had to buy a window) I then called the diner and asked for the girl. Yes I remembered her name. We arranged for her to met in the parking lot of the apt I had entered.

She arrived and since all the beds and sofas were occupied we screwed on the kitchen floor.

We ended up being great buddies and she had a great looking friend to party with the guys apt. I entered.

 

[ksmybuttons]

You're right! It worked I want you!

No, you only want my mind - this is the slipstream.

 

[Zamdrist]

Originally posted by clit_licker30

Great story. The gal I met up in Canada was great. We fucked like heroine addicted rabbits. I think I had my clothes on twice while there. Once when arriving and once when parting.

She was once of the few heavy-set women I was honestly attracted to. She wasn't huge or anything, but a bit portly I might say. She was so damn sexual though I could see right through her physical flaws.

 

[Rambling Rose]

And I'm sure she looked right past yours, Zamdrist.

 

[Zamdrist]

Was it something I said? I didn't mean it in a derogatory way. In fact I think I made a positive statement. I saw past the physical and connected with her on another level.

That's a good thing. No matter which way you look at it.

 

[clit_licker30]

Great story.

Thanks I liked yours also.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I saw past the physical and connected with her on another level.

nasty might be able to enlighten you on this one. Now is probably not the time to hijack this thread on the sensitivities of some of our more zaftig board members. I'm glad you had a good time with your 'portly' friend, sweetie. It's good to see the forest for the trees.

 

[Zamdrist]

Thanks I liked yours also.

Cool. Apparently BR didn't.

 

[ksmybuttons]

She was once of the few heavy-set women I was honestly attracted to. She wasn't huge or anything, but a bit portly I might say. She was so damn sexual though I could see right through her physical flaws.

It is not what, but how you said it.

She was a voluptuous delight, She could consume you with her body. She was soft and enveloping. She pushed her boundaries.

Those are all better than "portly."

What would she have said about you?

 

[clit_licker30]

Cool. Apparently BR didn't.

Political Correctness infects everything! Political Correctness screws up a great getting laid story. Political Correctness is the Balkanization of America.

Oh have mercy.........!

 

[kotori]

What would she have said about you?

"Plug ugly"?

Political Correctness infects everything!

Political Correctness my arse. That's just rude. (But we've already discussed your notion of subtlety today.)

 

[Rambling Rose]

Fuck that. I wasn't being 'politically correct'. I was pointing out that we could all be considered 'flawed'.

If you don't understand me, ask. Don't assume. It pisses me off.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Political Correctness infects everything! Political Correctness screws up a great getting laid story. Political Correctness is the Balkanization of America.

Oh have mercy.........!

Not political correctness. It is the ability to see in a new way. Semantics. If you use the words you will grow the feeling.

An indulgent woman.

 

[clit_licker30]

Not political correctness. It is the ability to see in a new way. Semantics. If you use the words you will grow the feeling.

An indulgent woman.

Point taken.

 

[Rambling Rose]

ksmybuttons, you are yin to my yang. Thank you for your calm and open minded approach to enlightening others.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Point taken.

Acknowledgment.

 

[ksmybuttons]

ksmybuttons, you are yin to my yang. Thank you for your calm and open minded approach to enlightening others.

Ah, Blushing Rose, you help to give me definition. A curtsy to you.