The man with the world's largest penis

[GratefulFred]

Every man reading this has at one time dreamt of having the world's largest penis and now you finally have a story - "The Incredible Growing Man". And as for you ladies trying to understand your man's penis obsession this story will give you keen insight into our utterly insane nature.

So if you are looking for a wanker, get your rocks off story, masturbation fodder, pass on this. For those looking for a lighter side of erotica, content with a smile, subscribing to the philosophy that a little bit of humor can go along way to solving the world's woes and know just how to relax, then grab a diet coke, put down the soduku for only a few moments and enjoy this short tale.

The Incredible Growing Man
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=332251

P.S. If any other writer has done a tale of this nature no matter how long ago feel free to plug it here. The more the merrier.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Fred, thanks for that. I've just dried the keyboard after spluttering my coffee.

Hope you are taking the medication - you are certifiably insane.

I now have to go take a look at your other chef d'oeuvres.

Well done. (think you meant genius not genus BTW)

 

[GratefulFred]

Dear Elfin'...

Thank you so much for your mankind words. As soon as my atoms reformulate I will attempt to execute my spellchecker. Likewise, I will still have to contend with this damn jacket that seems to have the sleeve length stitched a bit wrong.

My Zen Tale and Unwashed Shorts may tickle your fancy.



All others do check out the next phase in our evolution...

The Incredible Growing Man
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=332251

 

[Decayed Angel]

One along those lines

It's My Cock, Doc

 

[GratefulFred]

Dear Decayed...

I gave you a 5 but in all actuality it was only worth a 4.9 (rounded up) for the basic reason that in my story the cock ended up (though not disclosed) some 18 inches bigger then the one described in your story. Though both stories are awesome reads, the reader should simply use pure analytical logic and vote according to the larger cock size (hee...hee)




The Incredible Growing Man
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=332251

 

[Guest]

Every man reading this has at one time dreamt of having the world's largest penis and now you finally have a story - "The Incredible Growing Man". And as for you ladies trying to understand your man's penis obsession this story will give you keen insight into our utterly insane nature.

So if you are looking for a wanker, get your rocks off story, masturbation fodder, pass on this. For those looking for a lighter side of erotica, content with a smile, subscribing to the philosophy that a little bit of humor can go along way to solving the world's woes and know just how to relax, then grab a diet coke, put down the soduku for only a few moments and enjoy this short tale.

The Incredible Growing Man
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=332251

P.S. If any other writer has done a tale of this nature no matter how long ago feel free to plug it here. The more the merrier.

This story is delightfully perverse.

Well-written and a damn fine read.

 

[GratefulFred]

A sublime message for Sweetsubsarahh...

YOUr AREpas Are conSidEred an eXtremelY GOoD DESSert





The Incredible Growing Man
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=332251

 

[Guest]

A sublime message for Sweetsubsarahh...

YOUr AREpas Are conSidEred an eXtremelY GOoD DESSert





The Incredible Growing Man
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=332251

*blush*

Thank you, kind sir.

 

[curl4ever]

For those looking for a lighter side of erotica, content with a smile, subscribing to the philosophy that a little bit of humor can go along way to solving the world's woes and know just how to relax, then grab a diet coke, put down the soduku for only a few moments and enjoy this short tale.

The Incredible Growing Man
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=332251

Very nice, very fun read!
On behalf of men everywhere, thanks for writing it!
- curl

 

[GratefulFred]

Somehow I knew in my heart that you curl4ever are the all-knowing spokesman for all mankind. I confirmed my theory by submitting my diabolical story with the express purpose of getting you to confess to your dominion over nearly half of this planet's species (i.e. On behalf on men everywhere..."). Unfortunately for you dear god amongst gods, I am in fact a man trapped in a woman's body thus disputing your omnipotent nature even if such entrappment is a result of a tight fitting couple sized panties and a larger then average sized buttucks (ah...hers not mine).

And dearest sweetsubsarahh, if an arepa makes you blush what will a hot tamale do for ya?

naM gniworG elbidercnI ehT (Ah shit...Damn mirror)
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=332251

 

[curl4ever]

Somehow I knew in my heart that you curl4ever are the all-knowing spokesman for all mankind. I confirmed my theory by submitting my diabolical story with the express purpose of getting you to confess to your dominion over nearly half of this planet's species (i.e. On behalf on men everywhere..."). Unfortunately for you dear god amongst gods, I am in fact a man trapped in a woman's body thus disputing your omnipotent nature even if such entrappment is a result of a tight fitting couple sized panties and a larger then average sized buttucks (ah...hers not mine).

Hmmm. Would it help if I apologized?

 

[GratefulFred]

How often does mankind apologize especially on matters related to sex? (hee...hee)



Think Red Able Gear Row Wingman
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=332251

 

[ninefe2dg]

Amusing!

I first read the paying homage sentence in the first paragraph as Einstein, Mozart, and and Simpsons! All geniuses in my opinion.

Interesting little tale...the visual is hilarious. Call Marvel Comics. I think Dick Man and Pussy Girl would make quite the Dynamic Duo...

 

[GratefulFred]

Thanks for your feedback ninefe2dg, and as you have so keenly deduced Stan Lee and I have been negotiating on my fees to write a undisclosed pornographic comic book, which Marvel knows is a cash cow. They plan to release it prior to Spiderman 4 and use the publicity to help their mainstream flick break some new box office records.

Stan "the Man" confessed to me the other day is that my newest story "The Incredible Growing Man" was his inspiration for creating Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic Four. Just suspend the timeline a bit and you can relish in that observation.

The Incredible Edible Cock
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=332251

 

[ninefe2dg]

Cool...

I look forward to your next installments...The Hunt for Red Cocktober, Cock Tale, Honey I Shrunk the Pussy, and my personal fave, Ward, You Were Kinda Hard on the Beav Last Night...

 

[GratefulFred]

Hey ninefe2dg,

Who says I don't deliver?

Check out my honey I shrunk the cock story...
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=154572

...that will be a good follow up prequel/sequel/niquil...to...

The Incredible Growing Man
http://www.literotica.com/stories/s...y.php?id=332251

And that idea of a shrunken pussy story would just be way to popular and the server supporting Lit' would crash on of account of too many number "5"s being hit in rapid succession. Though it's hard to turn down fame, success, money and blow jobs I'll hold back on this sure fire shrunken pussy story in order to permit you to keep on enjoying this literotica experience.

Your donations to the GratefulFred Tripolar Relief Fund is greatly appreciating...