The Man, the Myth, the Legend - Spotlight on Lasher

[Rubyfruit]

*nervous smile* Hi Lasher. You know, I'm kinda scared of you.

How are you tonight?

Every since I joined Lit last October, your name has popped up. You're like a legend around here. How did you come by your reputation? What would you say your reputation is?

Are you married?

How old are you?

(I know nothing about you at all.)

Are you straight? Ever have any experiences with other men at all? Including simply masturbating with a friend when you were 12.

Do you have a favorite fantasy? What is it? Have you experienced it? Would you like to?

What do you look like? Height, weight, hair/eye color. Is your hair long or short. What's your ethnic background?

Are your parents still married? Do you have siblings? Are you close to your family, physically and emotionally?

What do you do for a living? What would you like to do for a living?

Do you have children?

Facial hair? Grey hair?

What's your favorite ocean?

What was your favorite board game when you were a kid? How about now?

How often do you have sex with a partner during an average week? How many times would you like to?

How big is your cock? Are you happy with its size? Where do you prefer shoot your seed? Inside, outside or down her throat?

Do you like anal sex?

What was the high temperature where you live today?




(Whew. That was the first spotlight that made ME nervous.)

 

[Guest]

I'm scared, too.

What brings you back?
Why did you disappear, in the first place?
Who's your all time fav. Lit poster?
Do you like monkeys?
What's your favorite Book? Tv show?

 

[Jim_Henson]

How bout them Pens!

Oh, and how is Mrs Lash... and of course how is MADAME lash?

 

[Mischka]

These spotlights are pretty cool, Ruby. You ask some questions I would not have considered, and the answers have proven quite interesting/entertaining.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Thanks, Misch. I enjoy doing them. Although this one gave me sweaty palms for some reason.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Never fear, Rubes, I am not afraid of Lasher. He never succeeded in shutting me up, you know. If he had, well that would make me afraid.

 

[Jim_Henson]

I can shut you up, Muff. But THAT is a totally different story.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Never fear, Rubes, I am not afraid of Lasher.

So, you'll cover my back, Muff?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Of course you can't. But I can certainly shut you up.



I gotcha back, sista.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Muffilicious, dreamtime is a nice place.

Fudgepacker.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Right, fairylover. If it makes you feel better to believe the fiction, who am I to dash your cherished fantasies?

Lasher is quite the guy.

Hey, does he still have his website up?

 

[Jim_Henson]

All history baby.

All history.

Oh and isn't it typical of us to kick eachother and namecall.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Your fantasies or Lasher's website?

Yes, that's about normal for us.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Madame Lashs website, RIP.

Did seem like business as usual didnt it. Oh, and you ran me out of coke, I'm sure of it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's the real thing, babeeeeeee.

*chortles*


Well that's just sad. He had such a nice site, too. Of course, I never use link sites so it didn't do me any good. That and I knew he'd shut me up when he had forums.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Yeah I know... it kinda spoiled my fun... I had a good thing going over that way.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The coke or Lasher's site?

 

[Jim_Henson]

Actually come to think of it both.

 

[Dillinger]

Well Lasher? Your turn at bat.

 

[Lasher]

LOL! Lots of really good questions, Ruby. I hate to say it, though, but I'm not gonna be around tonight to answer them. So ya'all can continue to come up with more questions if you want and I'll see what I can do to answer all of them when I get home from work tomorrow night.

Right now I just wanted to make sure you didn't think I was ignoring ya.

I'll be back.

 

[Dillinger]

How about I just make up the answers for you, Lasher?

 

[Lasher]

Ok, I'm back. I think I managed to answer every question posted, lol.


*nervous smile* Hi Lasher. You know, I'm kinda scared of you.
LOL. You're kinda scared of a ghost, Ruby. Near as I can figure I'm completely harmless. I wasn't entirely sure what you were gonna do when you asked me about this, I was a little afraid that you were gonna dig up some old threads or crap like that. I'm glad to see you didn't, lol. And know that I see what you had in mind this looks kinda fun. So here we go, lol.

How are you tonight?
Ummm... The other night when you posted this I was ok, but it was past my bedtime and I was getting tired. But today is Friday and I just got home from work so I'm doing really fucking good right now. Thanks for asking. (told ya I was gonna answer every question, lol)

Every since I joined Lit last October, your name has popped up. You're like a legend around here. How did you come by your reputation?
Ummm... Depends on who you ask. Some would say by being honest and forthright and speaking my mind when others were afraid to. Others would say it was by being a bully and being mean to everybody except the handful of people I liked. Perception is everything so I suppose both answers are right, lol.

What would you say your reputation is?
I'm the guy who did stuff a long time ago and then went away.

Are you married?
Yep. 4 years next month. I've been with my wife for almost 7 years total.

How old are you?
34

(I know nothing about you at all.)
I'm careful about what I share with the world, so that shouldn't be a suprise.

Are you straight? Ever have any experiences with other men at all? Including simply masturbating with a friend when you were 12.
Very straight. No experiences at all with other men. Not even what you mentioned there.

Do you have a favorite fantasy? What is it? Have you experienced it? Would you like to?
I've always wanted to jerk off at the top of the Eiffel Tower and splatter jizz on random people walking below. Unfortunately I haven't been to Paris, yet.

What do you look like? Height, weight, hair/eye color. Is your hair long or short. What's your ethnic background?
Average height, above average weight (comes from sitting on my ass at work 8 hrs a day), brown eyes and short brown hair. My mother's side of the family came across on the Mayflower and were America's first underachievers (they were the one's who didn't steal from the Indians)... My background is mostly English and German, but it's really just American.

Are your parents still married? Do you have siblings? Are you close to your family, physically and emotionally?
No, Yes, No, No, and No.

What do you do for a living?
I guess I'd probably qualify now as a mid-level professional (my cube is bigger than the ones around me and I got a window!). I work for a rather large not for profit services company. Near as I can figure my income last year was .00000288% of corporate revenues.

What would you like to do for a living?
Nothing. The moment anything becomes a "job" it sucks all enjoyment out of it. I spend most of my money on Powerball tickets these days, lol.

Do you have children?
3 cats... Annie, a 12 year old female Ragdoll. Cleo, a 6 year old female American shorthair. And Oscar, a 10 month old male Maine Coon kitten (that's my boy in my av). I had a vasectomy done in February, so that should probably tell you about our plans as far as children are concerned.

Facial hair? Grey hair?
A goatee that I'm gonna to shave just as soon as I decide I really want to shave it. And I do have some grey hairs.

What's your favorite ocean?
I wouldn't have had an answer for this if I hadn't watched the "Blue Planet" thing on Discovery Channel last spring... But it's definitely the Artic.

What was your favorite board game when you were a kid? How about now?
'Life' was pretty cool, and 'Payday' was awesome. Probably 'Payday' between the 2. Now? Trivial Pursuit. I was in high school the first time I played and to this day I have never lost. In college my buddies used to play as a team against me and I still won.

How often do you have sex with a partner during an average week? How many times would you like to?
Hey, I'm married so you should probably stretch the time frame out to month or months, lol. Ummm... About once a week these days.... And of course the answer to part 2 is more often than once a week, lol.

How big is your cock?
It's bigger than a breadbasket... Wait, that's not right. Ummm... Well, according to the survey at Average-Penis.com I would be just about average in length, but more importantly in the top 5% for girth.

Are you happy with its size?
Yes.

Where do you prefer shoot your seed? Inside, outside or down her throat
In order... Inside, throat, outside (specifically breasts, but ass is a close second)

Do you like anal sex?
Surprisingly enough it's something I've never done.

What was the high temperature where you live today?
I think it was close to 90 or so. Really fucking humid, too...

Ok, that was a lot of fun, Ruby. Lots and lots of good questions. Thanks for taking the time to come up with all that.

I'm gonna answer the other questions on the thread, too...

We'll start with Raindancer's questions:

What brings you back?
I had been lurking on and off, but then I saw something KM posted that wasn't factually correct so I had to set the record straight, lol.

Why did you disappear, in the first place?
I wanted to do something else. Lit can eat up a lot of time when you get really involved, lol.

Who's your all time fav. Lit poster?
Lovely Latina

Do you like monkeys?
Depends on the monkey.

What's your favorite Book?
This is a tough one. I read a lot, and I read a great variety. If i could only pick one it would be "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance".

Tv show?
About the only things I watch on TV are Sports and Movies. If I had to pick an all-time favorite regular TV show it would be "WKRP in Cincinnati", lol.

Thanks for the questions, Raindancer... Didn't hurt a bit, did it?

Jimmy Muppet Boy...

Pens are gonna suck, trust me.

KM...
Hey, does he still have his website up?
Nope, I've shut everything down. Although I'm currently developing a business plan for a software company called Macrohard... It's all about the latest in scratch N sniff technology for the internet.

 

[DeityMun]

(Whew. That was the first spotlight that made ME nervous.)

Ahhhh.. so YOU'RE the person that started this Spotlight stuff. I gotcha!

 

[Dillinger]

But today is Friday and I just got home from work so I'm doing really fucking good right now.

Cool. Good answers. BTW - it really slows down here on weekends - probably to the level it used to be a couple years ago when you were a regular... *lol*

Its good to learn something about you right from the horse's mouth. Legends do tend to be more human than myth would have them. Which, in my mind, is great goodness. Especially since most people thought you were the horse's mouth. Or something like that.

And don't mind me, that was just a lame attempt to be clever.

Nice to meet you.

 

[Mischka]

Geez, Lasher sounds downright...nice. After all the Boogeyman stories, I was expecting a big ol' firebreathing meanie. This Lasher even likes cats. What a softie.