The Man Song

[Phoenyx]

I don't take no crap from anybody! ...
else but you.

I wear the pants around here!...
when I'm finished with your laundry.

'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ...
when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".

I'm the man of this house! ...
until you get home.

What I say goes around here! ...
right out the window.

And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ...
so I'll shut up.

The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ...
the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.

'Cause I am the head honcho! ...
but it's all in my head.

And I can have sex anytime! ...
that you want.

Cause I'm a man who has needs! ...
but they're not that important.

And don't expect any flowers from me! ...
because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
I
'm the king of my castle! ...
when you're not around.

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ...
to get into trouble.

And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ...
to sleep on the couch.

Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ...
and I'm going to do what you tell me to.

Because I'm top dog around here! ...
but I've been neutered!..........

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

ROTFLMAO good 1

 

[Guest]

Great song!

I've heard the woman song - it isn't as good

(is that because I'm female? Hmmm)