The Lucky inspired Troll bashing thread.

[ABSTRUSE]

I loved Lucky's little anti-troll ditty and thought it would make a great thread to get out all of our troll attack frustrations.

Feel free to bash away!!!

Thanks Lucky!

"Sing with me, authors...
Troll, troll, troll your vote
Mar a story's gleam.

Angrily, angrily, angrily, angrily
Your ass, I hope, gets reamed.

-es, Lucky style... "

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think that I shall never see,
A person as ugly as thou can be,
Hiding in your house of glass,
Come out so I can kick your ass!

 

[cantdog]

Pox upon thee, little fellow
Little Troll with stripe of yellow
The gang you vote-bombed has the urge
To sing and strum your funeral dirge

Seeing you, I hate to think
That I was once a barefoot fink.

with apologies....

 

[Liar]

Don't mess with my troll.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Don't mess with my troll.

Figures you'd have a personal troll.

 

[Liar]

Figures you'd have a personal troll.

Yep. And he only bashes my shit. And I'm not sharing. Ha!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yep. And he only bashes my shit. And I'm not sharing. Ha!

Fartknocker.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Fartknocker.

Fartknocker? Fartknocker???

Is that some kind of Pennsylvania hillbilly saying?

 

[Liar]

I was going to reply, but CD stole my line.

 

[Guest]

 

[seasparks]

There once was a reader anonymous
Whose feedback was most perposterous
It sure would be fun
to drill him a new one
While we pass him around among us

ROFL

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Fartknocker? Fartknocker???

Is that some kind of Pennsylvania hillbilly saying?

How soon we forget Beavis and Butthead....shaking head in shame.

 

[Guest]

We eclectic-al writers of Lit,
tried to keyboard our long-hoarded wit.
Nude Contest upon us
The trolls came anonymous
With their 1-bombs (they're all full of SHIT.)


http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/troll/trollarse.gif

 

[cloudy]

We eclectic-al writers of Lit,
tried to keyboard our long-hoarded wit.
Nude Contest upon us
The trolls came anonymous
With their 1-bombs (they're all full of SHIT.)


http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/troll/trollarse.gif

BRAVO! BRAVO!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I keep picturing Tina Turner dancing around singing:

"trollin....trollin.....trollin....on the Lit. site...."

 

[Guest]

 

[Honey123]

There’s a wonderful site
called Lit
Where the porn we write
we submit
But there is troll
we deemed an Asshole
whom we’d like to squash
like a zit!

 

[Guest]

Oh troll, troll, beautiful troll,
How I love thy soul.
Dirty, insipid, vindictive, poison...
The list could go on and on.

I bow to thee.
I am awed by thee.
You are the sugar in my coffee.
I'm on my knee...

Now fuck off and get a life you ignorant wanker.



Lou

 

[Guest]

LMAO!!

Well done!

 

[Guest]

Cheers, babe! I love this thread, there are so many good ones, and yours is brilliant!

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You guys are fucking brilliant.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Woe to you, Oh author and erotician, for the troll sends the bomb with wrath because he knows his dick is short...Let him who hath fury reckon the number of the troll for it is a human number, its number is One.

 

[Black Tulip]

Confessions from a writer

Since I am an egomaniac
there is only one thing that I lack:
that's modesty, such a stupid trait.
I want attention, don't make me wait!
I fear I was never bombed by trolls.
Oh god, I do not count in popularity polls.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Confessions from a writer

Since I am an egomaniac
there is only one thing that I lack:
that's modesty, such a stupid trait.
I want attention, don't make me wait!
I fear I was never bombed by trolls.
Oh god, I do not count in popularity polls.

That's because you're too nice and have those ugly AV's.

 

[Black Tulip]

Ooooh, is that what it is? I was afraid I was not threatening enough. Or worse, overlooked.