Kepic
Your friendly neighbourhood Alien Abductor
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[Okay, Isolde and Imoen are playing the parts of Kei and Yuri, the Lovely Angels. The 'sister' thread to this, The Dirty Pair, I'd like to keep for out-of-character comments, suggestions etc.]
2142 AD, and humankind has steadily expanded into space. Now that warp drives are commonplace, more than 3,000 worlds have been terraformed and colonised under the auspices of the United Galactica (UG). Yet crime persists, and the planetary authorities sometimes encounter problems they can't handle. In such circumstances, the UG petitions the Worlds Welfare Work Association (WWWA, or 3WA) for help, which usually comes in the form of specially recruited and trained "Trouble Consultants".
Kei and Yuri - codenamed "The Lovely Angels" - are the best the 3WA have to offer. Unfortunately, while never failing to solve a case, the deadly duo generally manage to level cities, continents and even planets in performance of their duties. Hence their hated nickname, "The Dirty Pair".
* * *
The Rian-yu Colony, Security Headquarters
A pair of security officers in the main office are discussing the recent arrivals...
"Hey man, did you see those two babes the 3WA sent us, the Lovely Angels? They're in with the Chief now!"
"Oh yeah, those two are hot! Those tight silver bikinis... oh boy, would I like to debrief those two!"
"Oh, grow up" a female colleague cuts in, "you're drooling on the desks."
"Mmm-hmm, I hear you man," the men carry on, ignoring the comment, "a right pair of bombshells!"
Another guy looks up from his holo-display computer screen.
"Bombshells is right. Did you check the file on the Lovely Angels? I was just pulling it up for the Captain."
"No... why?"
"Got any leave coming up? I'd suggest you take it if you have... those two are the Dirty #$%@ing Pair!"
"The... holy shit!"
* * *
Inside the Chief's office...
"Welcome to Rian-yu Prime City, ladies" said the Head of Rian-yu security, Captain Luren, rising from his seat with a smile as the two agents entered, muffling a cough as his eyes swept briefly over them. "Please, sit, and I'll explain the problem we've been having. I'm glad the 3WA agreed to send us a team, and I hear you're the best -"
A knock on the door interrupted him. "Excuse me, chief, I've got to gome home, forgotten some files I was going over last night" said a security guard, poking his head into the room.
"Okay, Arvis" replied Captain Luren. The door closed again. "Now, about the -"
Another knock on the door. "Sorry to disturb you chief, but Lewis is sick, I've got to go home."
The Captain sighed. "Okay, Xarv. Go look after your daughter," he said, turning back to the two agents. "We seem to have a problem with -"
Yet another knock on the door. "Er, hi chief, sorry. I think I left the holofeed on back at home. I'm just going to go make sure I-"
"What is going on, Kraig?" said the Captain, getting up again from his chair.
"Er, well, like I said sir, I think I-"
"Don't give me any of that bull. What's the deal?"
"Um, I'd rather not say in front of the ladies here..."
"Excuse me for a moment, please ladies" sighed Captain Luren, walking over to the door. "What is it?" he asked, as he stepped outside, closing the door behind him, glancing around at the mostly empty desks.
"Er, those two are the, um, Dirty Pair sir..." Officer Kraig replied in hushed tones, nervously.
"They're the- oh my god. Get Arvis and Xarv back here right now!"
"I can't go home and-"
"No!" the Captain said, sharply, turning back to his office door, mopping the sweat from his forehead before stepping back inside.
"Sorry about that" he said with a forced smile to the two young ladies sat inside. He walked around his desk, and sat back down again, pouring a cup of water from a synthiglass(tm) jug, his hands shaking faintly as he did so.
2142 AD, and humankind has steadily expanded into space. Now that warp drives are commonplace, more than 3,000 worlds have been terraformed and colonised under the auspices of the United Galactica (UG). Yet crime persists, and the planetary authorities sometimes encounter problems they can't handle. In such circumstances, the UG petitions the Worlds Welfare Work Association (WWWA, or 3WA) for help, which usually comes in the form of specially recruited and trained "Trouble Consultants".
Kei and Yuri - codenamed "The Lovely Angels" - are the best the 3WA have to offer. Unfortunately, while never failing to solve a case, the deadly duo generally manage to level cities, continents and even planets in performance of their duties. Hence their hated nickname, "The Dirty Pair".
* * *
The Rian-yu Colony, Security Headquarters
A pair of security officers in the main office are discussing the recent arrivals...
"Hey man, did you see those two babes the 3WA sent us, the Lovely Angels? They're in with the Chief now!"
"Oh yeah, those two are hot! Those tight silver bikinis... oh boy, would I like to debrief those two!"
"Oh, grow up" a female colleague cuts in, "you're drooling on the desks."
"Mmm-hmm, I hear you man," the men carry on, ignoring the comment, "a right pair of bombshells!"
Another guy looks up from his holo-display computer screen.
"Bombshells is right. Did you check the file on the Lovely Angels? I was just pulling it up for the Captain."
"No... why?"
"Got any leave coming up? I'd suggest you take it if you have... those two are the Dirty #$%@ing Pair!"
"The... holy shit!"
* * *
Inside the Chief's office...
"Welcome to Rian-yu Prime City, ladies" said the Head of Rian-yu security, Captain Luren, rising from his seat with a smile as the two agents entered, muffling a cough as his eyes swept briefly over them. "Please, sit, and I'll explain the problem we've been having. I'm glad the 3WA agreed to send us a team, and I hear you're the best -"
A knock on the door interrupted him. "Excuse me, chief, I've got to gome home, forgotten some files I was going over last night" said a security guard, poking his head into the room.
"Okay, Arvis" replied Captain Luren. The door closed again. "Now, about the -"
Another knock on the door. "Sorry to disturb you chief, but Lewis is sick, I've got to go home."
The Captain sighed. "Okay, Xarv. Go look after your daughter," he said, turning back to the two agents. "We seem to have a problem with -"
Yet another knock on the door. "Er, hi chief, sorry. I think I left the holofeed on back at home. I'm just going to go make sure I-"
"What is going on, Kraig?" said the Captain, getting up again from his chair.
"Er, well, like I said sir, I think I-"
"Don't give me any of that bull. What's the deal?"
"Um, I'd rather not say in front of the ladies here..."
"Excuse me for a moment, please ladies" sighed Captain Luren, walking over to the door. "What is it?" he asked, as he stepped outside, closing the door behind him, glancing around at the mostly empty desks.
"Er, those two are the, um, Dirty Pair sir..." Officer Kraig replied in hushed tones, nervously.
"They're the- oh my god. Get Arvis and Xarv back here right now!"
"I can't go home and-"
"No!" the Captain said, sharply, turning back to his office door, mopping the sweat from his forehead before stepping back inside.
"Sorry about that" he said with a forced smile to the two young ladies sat inside. He walked around his desk, and sat back down again, pouring a cup of water from a synthiglass(tm) jug, his hands shaking faintly as he did so.