The Lost Princess

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(need a male part for the Prince pm me please)

Evie didn't remember much of her child hood as she stood by the Kitchen sink washing dishes, She had her Working ranch and was completely Happy, But why does it feel like something is missing . She mused to her self..


It Always felt that way even growing up like she had two different worlds but she never could put her fingure on it... She was the Daughter of Milo and Amber Smilther.. She was just a ranchers daughter she kept telling her self...

But as she looked out some times she would feel somthing , Mummbling to her self " This is Modern day there is no such thing as a Prince Charming " shakeing her head ...

She was lucky she never had to work on the ranch tending she could pay people to do that ... Since she started writeing Books and getting them published...
She smiled when she looked at her hands and saw a birth mark of a clover....

Maybe she would write about her Prince being a Elf of another kingdom.. she mused to her self as she started writing on her computer
 
It would be a more dramatic entrance, and that was important to him. Important, and clever. For, she was a lost princess, lost and alone, and wanting to escape. He would free her from this free ranged dungeon she now occupied.

The dungeon looked like a simple farm. It must be a work farm, she must be hiding out in the barn, doing simple chores, knowing nothing of her destiny, that she belonged to...

He jumped through the open doors, sword in hand, eyeing the several farmhands who, despite his dastardly entrance, continued feeding the cows and horses.

"You fiends, where is she? Where did you take her?"

"Sorry, Senor?"

He had no time for games, or farmhand tricks. There was a princess to be saved. Long and arduous years spent planning this escape, finding out where she was, only to be tricked and manipulated by simple servants.

"Young naive, I speak of the lost princess. I speak of the woman destined to save my land. I speak of..."

"She's at the house, senor."

Inside? Where they torturing her for information, using her poor and battered body for their own selfish purposes? Was she making sandwiches, even now, as he stood here speaking to a man with donkey fecal on his shoes?

Prince David, tall, proud, with pointing elvish ears, a charming smile, long blonde hair, and a lean frame, bound up to the house, leaping as he went. His sword in hand, his eyes alert.

He knocked the door down, crashing through the house, somersaulting to his feet, sword still in hand.

"My lady!" He saw her, sitting, next to some strange device. Did it try to hypnotize her? The screen did have bright flashing lights, and he could see words. Common words, they were using this to readjust her memory!

"No, fair princess. You must not look," He pushed her away... which was fairly easy since the chair she sat in had wheels. She slowly rolled to the other room, as he stood, blocking the harmful waves of evil that appeared in front of the screen.

"I need to take you away, before this evil mistress returns to claim you. Quick, come with me... we are to away from this evil place tonight, right now."
 
Princess Kira

Lost in thought she wrote her sappy romance , Sighing as she always did when she got to the sex part.. Some days it just didn't pay to be single and alone , She didn't hear the Commotion out side of the house when a stranger ran through her front door into her Liveing room...



Kira Looked up in shock seeing a Man carring a sword as he pushed her in the other room spouting off about evil and something else...She got up off the chair and ran towards the Kitchen, to get a Broom or a knife which ever she would find first


Finding the Broom she walked back and raiseing the Broom she looked at him as her Long red hair fell down " Who the Hell are you and What the Hell are you doing In my House?" she glared at him with emerald green eyes ...."I'm Not going any where with you Mister intill I get some answers"
 
He dodged and parried the strange weapon with ease. It sent dust down at him, sprinkling through its brushes. What kind of strange weapon was this? Was it poisonous?

He did not know, but he thought it best not to find out.

She held the weapon poorly, and he easily disarmed her of it. It fell behind her.

"Young lady, how dare you strike me? Lord David, the prince of Eddings? The high councilmen of Allorond? The duke of Danchester, the next in line to throne, and the official Grand Hunter of the long lost princess?"

He knelt as he spoke, in his high voice. Grand and fashionable. He thought it might impress her.

It did, through her shirt he could see the outlines of excitement. Goodness.

"Oh no, look at you pincess. My dear sweet princess, they dress you in such rags. It barely conceals your femininity. Have they hurt you, tortured you, they do not know about the Laurian forests, do they? Is your secret safe?"

He held out his sword to her, bowing gracefully.

"We do not have time for such idle chit chat. You are to come with me at once. They could be back any minute, and I am in charge of your safety, my lady."
 
Princess Kira

The odd little man , he knocked the broom out of her hand as she stood there not sure what to do next when he started to talk to her.."Young lady, how dare you strike me? Lord David, the prince of Eddings? The high councilmen of Allorond? The duke of Danchester, the next in line to throne, and the official Grand Hunter of the long lost princess?"

She couldnt' believe this weird man thought her a princess , And thought he was Fucking Prince Charming , Blowing The hair out of her face she put her hands on her hips.. Wondering if she should call the funny farm to see if they were missing on of their patients..

When he started to bow and talk again.."Oh no, look at you pincess. My dear sweet princess, they dress you in such rags. It barely conceals your femininity. Have they hurt you, tortured you, they do not know about the Laurian forests, do they? Is your secret safe?"


She gave him a odd little look not sure what he was talking about , Nore could she figure why he kept calling her princess, She looked at what he was Wearing he was more dressed like a Woman than a Man , She wasn't sure she should tell him that though..When he told her.."We do not have time for such idle chit chat. You are to come with me at once. They could be back any minute, and I am in charge of your safety, my lady."he really was out of his mind .

She gave him a look " I'm not going any were with you What ever you name was" she recalled it David but she could be wrong His clothes really struck her funny

"You say I'm dressed Wrong At least I'm Not a Man Dressed Like a Woman" She walked passed him going upstairs to call for some help " You can let you self out " he didn't even look strong enough to cart her off his feet.. Though he may be handy with a sword.. But he really did have a bad mind , Sad really he was cute..
 
"Damn you hyptnotist tool," he took his sword out, shattering the computer to a million bits. It sparked, moaned, groaned out its long and painful death, as his sword went slashing through its computer mainframe.

"Never will you warp the princess' mind again. You young naive!"

The sparking grew more incessant, the bright flashes, similar David thought, to a dragon's breathing, caught amidst the wonderful curtains adjoining the window. They must have been made of good material, for they began to burn bright and fast.

"Umm, princess," He called upstairs, "This dastardly machine must have some sort of auto destruct witchery to it. If destroyed, it is commanded to set the whole place on fire."

He sheathed his sword, grabbing her by the hand. He could feel it slip away. Why did she not trust him so?

How far had they warped her brain? Certainly she knew of her imprisonment, her desire, need to escape? Was nothing sacred? The animals here could not be held accountable for his rage.

Downstairs, the fire bloomed, crackling as something else seemed to catch.

"Come, quickly, we've no time to explain the finer points."

He grabbed her, his hand slipping easily onto her ass, scooping her up, and putting her over his shoulder. He might have thought it funny if he realized on this planet it was called a Fireman's carry.

But, he did not, his mind stayed naive to the goings and comings here. And he walked back down the stairs, looking only once.

Her whole room, computer, desk, chair, shelves filled with books, all cackling brightly from the fire. The computer itself, the parts which weren't afire, were melting into a grayish cesspool on the floor.

"Those damned evil villans. They will be punished, I swear that to you."

He leapt out the front door, the jewelry on his body jingling and jangling with satisfaction. Yes, to leave the smoking building, afgter having defeated the evil hypnotist's device, with the princess on his shoulder.

Triumph in the air.

"And, now... to my noble steed! Away, princess! To Glory, and freedom!"
 
Princess Kira

She was half way up the stairs when she heard , The crash and the sparks, She really was afraid to ask, When the silly brute picked her ups saying something about her house being on fire.. As she walked her out the door..

She watched in horror as she saw the fire , Her big green eyes looked at his ass "YOU STUPID NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING COMPUTER IS AND YOU WALK IN TO MY HOME AND DESTROY EVERYTHING I OWN HOW DARE YOU !! I'M NOT A PRINCESS I'M AN AMERICA YOU UNDESERVING ASS! "

She was on a ball now she couldn't stop if she tried, he done pissed her off.. She decided it was time to call for help "HELP! HELP ! ANGUS WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! AND SOME STRANGE MAN IS KIDNAPPING ME DAMNIT ANGUS YOU BETTER NOT BE DRUNK YOU SORRY NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT!"

she was able to move She found a clear spot where the armor didn't touch as she pinched his skin as hard as she could , She started to yell at him again .

"I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU !! YOUR NOT EVEN A MAN , NO MEN WEAR WHAT YOU WEAR , YOU LOOK LIKE A WOMAN DRESSED IN PEACOCK CLOTHES!.. LET ME DOWN YOU STUPID FOOL!" Her hair was draging on the ground
 
"Oh, they must have sit you behind that machine and let it work on your brain for hours. You poor thing. Do you not even understand?"

He could see those farm hands from before, hard working people who were running up to him. Some of them ran into the house, yelling, trying to stop the fires. While others came up to him, and the woman fidgeting and fighting on his shoulder.

It was awkward, but he drew his sword.

"Stand back, naives. This is my princess, go get your own."

A large man, muscular, didn't seem as impressed with David's sword as he should be. The man came up, looking to fight, regular street brawl. David was a prince, a rightful prince, trained in many arts of war.

He hit the man rightfully on the head with the butt of his sword, and the man went out like a light.

Sighing, as he felt her again struggle, again pinch him, again make tears well up in his eyes.

"That pains me, princess, more than you know."

He set her down, "This is for your own good."

And with that, he let the butt of his sword go down on her head as well. A short, simple striek, letting her grow limp. He was there to catch her though, comfort her in his arms.

And, his loyal steed did come now. A large black warhorse trotted up to him, tall, proud, as elegant as he himself. The saddle was decorated, many colored, and filled with frills and tassles.

He set the princess upon his steed, and he himself followed.

"You will always remember this day, as Prince David, the charming young son of Nevanlands conquered his enemies, spited the wicked warlords, and chased far and wide to find the princess he had lost soo many years ago."

As he sat it, standing proudly on his horse, something inside the house exploded. Men flew out of windows and door as it began to collapse in on itself.

"All in the name of doing good and justice prevailing..."

He said, riding off into the sunset, the wind at his back, gently caressing him.

By the time the princess awoke, they were far away. They were in deep forest, deeper than she had ever seen before. The lands of America had fallen away, and here they were, in Laurian forest. Bright green, fresh air, perfect smelling.

He had made a camp, and when her eyes fluttered, he smiled, watching her slowly rise.

"You should take it easy, princess. Your head might ache a little bit. Here, drink this."

He gave her a waterskin, it smelled of sweet alderberries. He went to sit next to her.

"I didn't think a princess such as yourself should wear such horrible men's clothing such as yours, and dressed you in something better. I hope you like it."

He smiled at the frills which ran up and down her dress, "Something more suiting, for the new coming of a long lost heir."
 
She watched some of her hands go into her house and come for her as he fought them off easily , He put her on her feet again and before she could run she only saw blackness..

Waking up she moaned as she sat up slowly touching her head..Some days it pays to just stay in bed as everything that happened came crashing at her as she looked up and saw the strange man .

She watched him sit down before her and hand her something while he talked"You should take it easy, princess. Your head might ache a little bit. Here, drink this." She just looked at him and Glared as he kept talking

"I didn't think a princess such as yourself should wear such horrible men's clothing such as yours, and dressed you in something better. I hope you like it." She stood up immediatly Looking down at the most god awful dress she ever saw.. It was pretty in its own way but she looked at him with shock as he smiled at her "Something more suiting, for the new coming of a long lost heir."

She looked at him her eyes blazeing " What have you done ? " she backed away from him not sure what to do " This dress is really ugly it has frills and lace , You wouldn't have a Knife on you would you? " she pounder if he gave her one if she could stab it into his insane heart.

"I don't know why you call me princess but my Name is Kira Smilthers I was Adopted by Milo and Amber Smilthers and That house you burned down to the ground was my parents, The machine you said brain washed me was my writeing and my computer , What right do you have takeing me from my home , I'm no Princess and I don't believe in Prince Charming " she growled at him in her anger ..


She walked a little ways looking up in the sky as tears fell down her place she was kidnaped by some insane man that thinks she was a princess...she whispered "God Help me please!" as she choke on a sob
 
"I am here to help you, princess. It is my duty, and my charge. I helped you escape from those wicked men who kidnapped you in the first place. Don't tell me you do not remember...

"Well, goodness, you were four at the time, but you must remember something."

He shook his head, searching through a saddlebag on the horse until he found a single piece of parchment. Yellowed paper that rolled apart to reveal ancient script.

"My charge, as brought by your father, King Henry Fellendrial of Scotsmith has charged me, Prince David of Eddings, the charming, handsome, and well groomed savior to rescue and protect the princess at all cost. I am to be her bodyguard, escort, and warrior. I am to do whatever she says."

He handed the paper to her, looking at the bottom, where the post script had been scribbled in common, not this airy flight language the paragraphs above put inside it.

"You were kidnapped at the tender age of four years old, and taken away. The whole kingdom looked for you, yours as well as my own. We did not find you until we learned of the doorways. Then, it became a simple task of searching for the magic... it lingers with all our people. It lingers on you now, even though you have been badly manipulated."

"The postscript says you are to be identified with a small clover birthmark. You have such a mark, do you not?"

He did not ask the question as if he wondered if she had one, but rather of a man proving a point. And, when she did indeed show him this mark, all would be explained and he could go along galavanting and brandishing his sword.
 
Princess Kira

She sighed as she read the parchment " So why am I needed , I mean I'm 23years old and it took you this long to find me" as she waved the paper around .

She walked to his hourse and started to pet him she looked over at David" Yes I have a Birthmark of a clover on my hand" she was intriged with bossing him around...

She walked back to him " I want a knife please " she wondered if she should of said now instead of please but there was getting no where with Peacock.

She watched him hand her a knife as she started to cut the seams of the dress , By the time she was done the dress looked good as it had no frills but it had two slits up the side so she could walk and show of her figure..

She hands the knife back to David " Thank you Now I feel better "

"So Peacock your telling me that I have been Kidnaped when I was Four years of age and takeing to another time which you Peacock found me to take me back to my home so I can what ? " She glared at him that said don't you dare say I have to marry you little twirp
 
"Well, you need to..."

Peacock? He thought he had told her his name was David. Prince of Eddings, duke of... blah blah, yes yes, he had said all that. Hadn't she heard? He said it so flambouantly, so elegantly, if anything she should remember...

Her poor memory.

"Well, to tell you the truth, it only took me two months to find you, princess," He said, trying not to notice as she cut her wonderful gown into a very revealing summer dress. He tried to keep himself from staring.

"I wasn't hired until I became of age, myself. And, ummm, to be honest I do not know why your parents requested you. You are their only daughter, their heir, and I do believe they wish nothing more than to dote on you and give you many presents...

"...and see that you are married."

He said that last part as fast as he could, drinking his waterskin at the very end, hoping all in all she could just forget that last part and be more enthusiastic about the money and presents and land she will now inherit.

"See! So, everything is going very well for you. Lot's better than staring at a mind altering device all day. I'm just glad I got you out before any permanent damage was done."

He stood, tall and proud to receive her. Peacock! Of course not. He was no peacock, he was an eagle, a soaring eagle of pride and regality. Yes, an eagle.

Wonderful plummage that eagle.
 
Princess Kira

She looked at him as he was talking to her it took two years to find her , She wondered where they were but not just ready to ask him yet as he talked more and said Marriage really fast " What do you mean I have to get Married and Who do I have to Marry Peacock David"

She Gave him a look that would kill him if he said himself, But for some odd reason she had a feeling this was going to happen her dreams really, The Magic and beauty of a Castle , IT never faded from her mind , Beautiful gowns that would make a grown man weap...

She looked at him "I dreamed of a place , ITs always been a dream of this Castle Silver and blues , The colors of the rainbow, and a Ring of some sort and a man that had a dimple when he would lift me up in the air" she looked at him and smiled " It was only a dream right" as she started to pale at everything started to crash down on her

She went to sit down putting her hand to her forhead " This is all a dream right , OF course I would of picked a better man to rescue me instead of a boy " she started to laugh hysterically
 
David smiled, taking out more parchments. Pictures, drawings. Some of the castle, others of the assorted lands she would inherit, and then of her mother and father.

"It is no dream. You were kidnapped as a girl, and taken to live in the America's. But, now you are home."

The morning had come and gone, and they were still here, gawking around. David decided to at least put some miles under their feet before nightfall. He put out the fire, and began picking up the camp.

"Well, you see, normally a princess is entitled to marry whomever she pleases. It is her choice, we are not barbarians after all. Many princes come to woo her, and at her twenty-first birthday, she chooses who her husband is to be. Except, see, in your case you weren't here for your twenty-first birthday."

She was not going to like this. If everything else had made her mad, this would send her even further over the edge. He picked up the last of the bedrolls, strapping them to his noble steed, who lazily shooed flies away.

"Since you weren't here for your twenty-first birthday, you couldn't tell your parents whom you chose to marry, so, per law, if a princess does not decide, her parents choose for her. And, well, your parents made an ultimatum that went out across all the lands. They decreed that whoever brought you back to them, safe and sound, would take your hand in marriage."

He got upon his horse, and held his hand down to you.

"So, my fiance... shall we go?"
 
Princess Kira

"It is no dream. You were kidnapped as a girl, and taken to live in the America's. But, now you are home." She took the parchment that he gave to her that had pictures of her family .. She touched it in awe. She really wasn't dreaming, Why did this happen to her.. OF course it explained why she was such a good Romance Writer but still taken from people that love you had to hurt them as well as her, Life was not always fair and she knew this ..

She looked up as she watched him clean up camp and talk to her.."Well, you see, normally a princess is entitled to marry whomever she pleases. It is her choice, we are not barbarians after all. Many princes come to woo her, and at her twenty-first birthday, she chooses who her husband is to be. Except, see, in your case you weren't here for your twenty-first birthday." She had a very strange feeling she was going to punche him because he had this look that said even that as well..

"Since you weren't here for your twenty-first birthday, you couldn't tell your parents whom you chose to marry, so, per law, if a princess does not decide, her parents choose for her. And, well, your parents made an ultimatum that went out across all the lands. They decreed that whoever brought you back to them, safe and sound, would take your hand in marriage."

She her mouth went wide open with this news, The thought of ever falling in love went out of this door with yesterdays news.. She couldn't believe it , Who ever found her got to marry her when it dawned on her that David Rescued her , She looked up at him and glared "When were you going to tell me David? Because your the last man err Peacock I would ever merry , Your not even a Man for Christ Sakes!! Hell I don't even think you have Balls !"

she wonder how he would take that to him manhood the big oaf, She stared to walk ahead of him her head held high, she be damn if she was going to ride with him .. She didn't even want to look at him..
 
"I don't have balls?" The expression sounded familar, but he did not quite understand it. Perhaps it was another one of those things peacock's have in her America's. He should have been angry and enfuriated, but instead he just looked at her, cocking his head to one side, confused.

She certainly had strange words of slang. He hoped to break her of that habit, and turn her into a nice and homely wife one day. It wouldn't be too hard, once he got her to a wizard, and had all of this brain washing taken care of.

"I was going to tell you as soon as I rescued you from the evil mansion... umm, err, well, farm. I just didn't have time, what with you screaming and begging help from your captives. You'd think you would at least be grateful to your future husband for his braveness and careening in coming to you, from worlds away, and finally taking you from the clutches of evil."

He nodded, "And, consider yourself lucky I found you first. Would you rather have Milhouse the halfling as a husband, he thought you were in the desert realm. If he had found you first, you would have to marry a four foot hobbit that think's he can take down minotaurs by himself. Or Rand, the Mighty? He only has one eye, and absolutely no taste in flair or fashion sense. Face it, my sweetheart, you got the pick of the litter with me."
 
Princess Kira

She looked at him in shock , He didn't understand a thing she said as for the other people well she really didn't want to think about it she was stuck with a Village idiot... "Your a Coward David , How old are you ? You dress like a woman and you act like one too" she kept on walking ahead of him ..

He didn't deserve her the oaf , He had know clue what he was getting him self into by marring her, She was going to make his life a liveing hell if it was the last thing she would do...

She stoped as she gasped as she saw and odd creature a Unicorn , She was amazed as she slowly walked up to it David forgotten , as she touched it and petted it , She couldn't help but smile and sigh ..

"My aren't you a beauty " she kissed the unicorn , Slowly wished she could ride this wonderful creature ..
 
If she were a man... hell, if she still wore those men's breeches and flaunted around like she knew exactly what was going on, and him the naive young fool, he would have asked her for a righteious duel, to gather his honor back.

How dare she, tug at his naturally spry and viable heart in such a way, especially since he had given his heart to her to begin with.

"And what was cowardly of me, I might ask. Was it the way I conquered your mind altering device, the way I cunningly helped you escape the wicked farm, with dozens, nay hundreds of hands ready to flount me any minute. The way I easily disarmed you of your poisonous brushing weapon."

He dismounted, his sword in hand. It also had bright flair on the handle, which danced and dazzled as he brandished the sword around, helping her to remember his devouted actions, if she had forgotten since the other day.

The unicorn, startled at this young elf slashing, dodging and parrying at imaginary swordsmen, leapt over a brush and ran off into the wilderness.

"Do you see how brave I was, how cunning. How dashing I looked in my attire, how beautiful I was to the ladies... well, you know what I mean, and you call me cowardly. Hmph! I say to you, as I am in you service until we arrive back at the castle, ask of me anything. Anything, my lady, and I will do it for you. Kill a balrog, destroy a legion of orcs, take on twin giants with one hand tied behind my back. I will do it for you, the bravest most noble of fights, and win... as a wedding present to my one and only love."
 
Princess Kira

She looked at him as he got down from his horse and started to talkAnd what was cowardly of me, I might ask. Was it the way I conquered your mind altering device, the way I cunningly helped you escape the wicked farm, with dozens, nay hundreds of hands ready to flount me any minute. The way I easily disarmed you of your poisonous brushing weapon."

She looked at him, As he started to make a fool of him self..And made the Unicorn run away , What was she going to do with him , As she heard again ask Him another question.

"Do you see how brave I was, how cunning. How dashing I looked in my attire, how beautiful I was to the ladies... well, you know what I mean, and you call me cowardly. Hmph! I say to you, as I am in you service until we arrive back at the castle, ask of me anything. Anything, my lady, and I will do it for you. Kill a balrog, destroy a legion of orcs, take on twin giants with one hand tied behind my back. I will do it for you, the bravest most noble of fights, and win... as a wedding present to my one and only love."


She looked at him shocked how could she love someone so Vain" Is that all you Care about is how beautiful you are and how well you look! , David Do me a Favor stop acting like a little boy and take that frilly stuff your wearing off you look like a woman.. And Don't ever say you love me because you don't know me , You understand me ! ..

YOu know what I want in a Man , I want a man that can hold his own weight, Some one to kisses me sensesless and Love me for my bad temper and bad Habits .. I want a Man that isn't inlove with him self not notice the things around him that is beautiful.. I want a man that doesn't wear more Jewerly then I do.. " She walked up to him and slaped him " And that was because I didn't have my mind alter you ass"


She walked away she had enough as she leaned against a tree.. She got a Mouse instead of a man..
 
"As you wish, princess," How silly of her, how naive. He looked wonderful, undulating, the very physique of manliness here in his world. She had been lost so long in those damnable America's, she never knew how a real man was supposed to act, or what he should wear.

But, she had gave him an order, such as it was, and he obliged. His frills disappeared into saddlebags, his shirt went with them. His tall lean frame emerged, tanned, the hint of muscles, nearly wet with perspiration.

The necklaces, the bracelets, the rings, even his own princely crown. She did not want it on him, and so he bore himself. David, Prince of Eddings, felt naked in her presence.

Indeed, aside from the deerskin pants, it wasn't far from the truth. He slid his sword back into its sheath, bowing once more before the princess.

"If it pleases you, my lady."

He rose up to her, softly, smiling.

"This is for mocking my honor," He said, slapping her softly on the cheek. It couldn't be considered a slap, honestly. He barely struck her, it was more like a hard caress of her cheek than anything else, as if he wanted to slap her, but could not because she was a princess.

"And this... " He grabbed her, dipping her low, kissing her senseless. His warm, fresh, strawberry flavored lips met hers. They were glossed. One of the great inventions he had found in the America's, lip gloss.

Mmmm, strawberries.

He set her up right, back against the tree, smiling like the cat who just ate the canary, "... is for two long and hard years of searching. Now, my princess, if you are done showing me your selfish rantings and antics. I believe we must be on our way."
 
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Princess Kira

She watched him take off his peacock out fit and all the jewerly , She blushed when she saw his chest. That really took her surprised by all those muscles as she watched him put everything in the saddlebags he came around talking as he bowed that she was pleased..

"This is for mocking my honor," He said, slapping her softly on the cheek. It couldn't be considered a slap, honestly. He barely struck her, it was more like a hard caress of her cheek than anything else, as if he wanted to slap her, but could not because she was a princess.

"And this... " He grabbed her, dipping her low, kissing her senseless. His warm, fresh, strawberry flavored lips met hers. They were glossed. One of the great inventions he had found in the America's, lip gloss.


She wiped her mouth and looked at him, She just about had enough of him as she stormed past him and Got up on his horse, She looked down at him "Women where lip gloss not men " she gave him an evil smile " Well not Men where I come from" as she made a clucking noise and she took off with the horse..

She looked back yelling at him " Kiss my Ass you peacock" kicking her feet to make the war horse to go faster .
 
"No, Princess! You mustn't! Minoe! Bring her back here right now!!!"

But, Minoe hadn't been ridden good and hard for days, and he had missed the feeling of the wind in his mane and the ground rushing up beneath him. It all joined together, turning the him into a blur amidst the trees.

"Oh, damnit all. You silly silly woman. Where are you going, we are out in the middle of the forest, with beasts everywhere?"

But, maybe this was a test? She said he had to prove himself to her. Of course, what else could it be. A test, playing cat and mouse to see if he was truly worthy.

"Well, I do accept your challenge, my lovely young wife to be."

He began running after the well made tracks, dashing deep into the forest.

That is, of course, after he put on another fine coating of lip balm.

Mmm, strawberries.

He was off.
 
Princess Kira (Pooh you and Shreck)

She Laughed as she got away from him hearing him call her back, She and the horse kept going, as she came into a clearing she saw a pond , Reining in the horse she gets down and looks at it..

She felt funny as she leaned against the horse , Something wasn't right as memories flashed before her, She started to Scream.. Not knowing why

She starts to shiver as she falls to the ground leaning against the horses legs , she put her hands over her ears , as she heard whispers of the past..


" We got the little girl , Now kill her you know your orders, " the two men look at each other as they took her to a place where not even the powerful wizard could touch her and know she was alive.. " We have Killed her Master Lotus"


She sat there crying out Davids name " DAVID" as she rocked back and forth
 
He never remembered a mud puddle being there. As he leapt daringly from one perch to the next, he had fallen face first inside this near fantastic puddle of what looked to be the dirtiest rottenest watered down mud he had ever seen.

In the end, he had to go to the pond to clean off, making sure that no matter what, his hair was glossy and shiny for his lovely lady to be.

And then, he heard his name. It was faint, distant.

The sword was in his hands the moment he heard it.

"Princess!!!"

He ran around the shore of the lake, still wet, his eyes searching, afraid. She shouldn't have wandered off, shouldn't have been stupid enough to parade around here by herself. Vandals, bandits, footpads, beastmen, monsters, god the list did not end of the inhabitants of this forest.

Minoe's whinning brought him to the small clearing, where he saw her, weak, frightened, alone. She was holding herself, rocking back and forth.

He leapt out, unsure where the villan had been, but knowing he must be near.

"Where are they, what happened my princess, are you all right?"

He could see tears, real tears in her eyes.

"Oh, poor Kira. Please, do not shed tears. I am here to protect you. Remember, your loyal peacock?"
 
Princess Kira

She heard him , As he came running to her Where are they, what happened my princess, are you all right?" She looked up at him as he gently wiped away some of her tears Oh, poor Kira. Please, do not shed tears. I am here to protect you. Remember, your loyal peacock?" She cried out as she threw her self on him wraping her arms around his neck and cried more


She couldnt help her self as she held on to him for dear life, Hour passed by before she calmed down as she pulled back she looked at him " Who is Lotus?'

She slowly wiped the tears away as she smelll strawberries for some odd reason " What smellls like strawberries?"
 
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