The Lord's Prayer for the Modern Woman

[cloudy]

enjoy:

"My vibrator brings me to heaven

Rabbit is its name

Till kingdoms done

It makes me come

On earth with eyes on heaven

Give me a daily thrill

And forgive me my screams

As I forgive flat batteries

Lead me not into temptation

But deliver me from frustration

Thy is the rotation, the power

And the buzzin, forever and ever."

No men

 

[graceanne]

The Serenity Prayer for Moder Women

Dear Lord, I pray for: -

Wisdom - to understand my man
Love - to forgive him, and
Patience - for his moods

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.

Amen.