The Long March to 1000 posts

[Rick DeVille]

Moving on towards 1000 posts, this is your chance to insult me under the guise of suggesting a title.

Must be witty, short and apt. Think Lenny Bruce, Carlin or Wright.

Demonstrate that edgy humor you’ve been hiding under the cloak of political correctness for so long and get it all out of your system.

Take a fucking shot!

 

[PowerOfOne]

Long road to 1000th post

Sorry Rick, I am fresh out of insults for now. Yayati seems to be having a field day on the board tonight starting new threads so when life hands you a yayati lemon make Rick lemonade out of it. Post something in each of his threads and you will quickly get to 1000.

 

[seXieleXie]

got a light?

 

[koalabear]

The kinder, gentler fucktard

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Long road to 1000th post

Sorry Rick, I am fresh out of insults for now. Yayati seems to be having a field day on the board tonight starting new threads so when life hands you a yayati lemon make Rick lemonade out of it. Post something in each of his threads and you will quickly get to 1000.

Good thought but it just bumps that crap to the top. better to let them settle to the bottom

 

[Rick DeVille]

got a light?

cute

 

[estevie]

Oddly enough, I can think of no title for you! but I am definately curious to see what you pick..what? about another 10 min or so of posting should get ya to 1000

 

[Debbie]

Moving on towards 1000 posts, this is your chance to insult me under the guise of suggesting a title.

Must be witty, short and apt. Think Lenny Bruce, Carlin or Wright.

Demonstrate that edgy humor you’ve been hiding under the cloak of political correctness for so long and get it all out of your system.

Take a fucking shot!

I kinda like this line, for your possible title, "Take a fucking shot!"

I mean, what more could you want? It's direct, honest, oh damn it's not witty.

"Take a potshot, hot shot"

"Go ahead, make my milennium"

"I would look good on you"



ok they suck but i just feel the need to post to get yayati's zillion posts off the board.

 

[MissTaken]

What do you mean "the long march?" You have been a posting maniac and have done it in about a a quarter of the time that it took me to reach 1000!

Try


"I don't bark, I bite."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with the world. People love me or they hate me." (That is just my guess based on posts and reactions on the BB.)

"wanna fuck?"

"Lit's answer to George Carlin"

"If you don't want to know, don't ask."

"Lit's version of Donald Duck" Lol jj...

Hmmm Rick, dear, why is it that all of the things that I am brainstorming from you are haughty, harsh and aggressive?

*tapping fingers and thinking*

 

[Debbie]

What about?

"Rick DeVille, a smooth operator"

 

[Rick DeVille]

What do you mean "the long march?" You have been a posting maniac and have done it in about a a quarter of the time that it took me to reach 1000

So it was a quick jog, long march sounded better, kinda Mao-like. Marxist would love it, then again, maybe not.

Lit's answer to George Carlin

There is that rumor I'm george on downers but how could I compare myself to the guy that gave us Wonderful WINO and Snot, the Universal cement ?

 

[Rick DeVille]

What about?

"Rick DeVille, a smooth operator"

I'd have to change my theme song from the Stones to Sade

 

[Tim1]

March

March my ASS, seems like more of a sprint. Not knockin you ol Rick. Wouldn't do that to a lady killer. I must admit though that every time I see your AV I get the urge to light up again.(Damn)

Good luck....can you do 2000 by say......Jan 10th?

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: March

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Good luck....can you do 2000 by say......Jan 10th?

Where's the challenge?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ruby's Rapture

 

[Mistress]

Mistress Spanker!

 

[patient1]

Brevity is the soul of Lit

 

[MissTaken]

There is that rumor I'm george on downers but how could I compare myself to the guy that gave us Wonderful WINO and Snot, the Universal cement ?

This is cyber space!

You can compare yourself to or present yourself as anyone you want to!

 

[Tim1]

Re: Re: March

Where's the challenge?

Well since there is no money involved, let me see. I was gunna say I'd do a thread of some wierd shit, but I just can't think of any that haven't been done already.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

" Pretty in Pink ..."

 

[cymbidia]

All Stones, all the time...

Unzippered the dark


Under my thumb


My heart is black


Ain't life unkind?


Time Is On My Side

 

[Rick DeVille]

Brevity is the soul of Lit

Not bad

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: All Stones, all the time...

Unzippered the dark


Under my thumb


My heart is black


Ain't life unkind?


Time Is On My Side

You can't always get what you want?

I posted your theme BTW

 

[patient1]

...or how about

Epigram Man?

 

[patient1]

A Man Among Boobs