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The Tattler May 3, 2004. Letter from the Editors; Welcome Wagon, Name that Litizen!, Campaign Season.

Tattlertorial May 4, 2004. Ban Prison Phone Sex.

Cookiejar May 4, 2004. War of Words.

The Tattler May 7, 2004. Up Brad Pitt's skirt, Macauley Cockin Award, Angelofsex Neverending Qwest.

The Poetry Corner May 7, 2004. Biggbear8.

Cookiejar May 8, 2004. To AV or AV Not.

Tit For Tattler May 10, 2004. Response to Reader Mail: Hillary's Vegetables, Lee's Nuts, Ed's Pork; The Raging Controversy Over Prison Phone Sex.

The Poetry Corner May 13, 2004. Biggbear8.

Cookiejar May 14, 2004. A Name Game.

Point Counterpoint May 18, 2004. Peacock vs. Tulip on Pornstars in Distress.

Cookie's Knocker Cam May 24, 2004.

Tattler Investigative Report May 24, 2004. Ranking the Spanking.

Cookiejar May 25, 2004. The Literotica Summer Stock Playhouse 2004.

Freedom of Speech May 25, 2004. A serious discussion of the Charlotte police and CNCG.

Baiting John Ashcroft May 25, 2004. A reprint of Feistyred16's trip to Atlantic City.

The Tattler May 29, 2004. Hall of Shame, Keystone Cops, Nutty Professor.





The Tattler, est. 2004. Co-Editor: EarthquakeMan aka Michael; Co-Editor and Artistic Director: P3 aka Elizabeth; Roving Correspondent at Large: Cookiejar aka Little Miss Viagra.
 
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Letter From the Editors

Literotica has twelve Irish Bars and no newspapers. We seek to remedy that by publishing The Tattler, Lit's paper of record. Ably assisted by my lovely and talented co-editor Elizabeth (Lit nic P3) we'll search the corners of Lit for important news and publish The Tattler whenever we aren't busy having phone sex.



http://www.personales.com/grflib/scribbler.gif Welcome Wagon

A regular feature of The Tattler will be to welcome Lit newcomers. In this edition we extend our hearty greetings to Edwarlife. As Ed explains in his profile he enjoys gourmet vegetarian cooking, writing, and hiking. He also had his first orgasm humping a woman's thigh, aspires to lick Kate Winslet's armpits, enjoys women with cellulite and men with small penises, savors the aroma of a clean ass or a stinky pussy, and licks his own balls. We welcome Ed to the Lit Community and hope he has fun here in the few remaining days before he is arrested.

http://www.personales.com/grflib/scribbler.gif Name that Litizen!

We at the Tattler like games. For our inaugural edition we present "Name that Litizen!" Name this week's mystery Litizen and receive a free chalupa from our proud sponsor Taco Bell - Think outside the bun, spanking is fun!

Our mystery Litizen's quote: "smiling dotdotdotdot lady of ny dotdotdotdot smiling dotdotdotdot you are special dotdotdotdot kissing you dotdotdotdot smiling dotdotdotdot lady of nc dotdotdotdot you are special dotdotdotdot smiling dotdotdotdot you are all special dotdotdotdot dotdotdotdot dotdotdotdot smiling dot."


http://www.personales.com/grflib/scribbler.gif Best Lit Blurts

The Tattler is proud to present the best of Lit's wit and wisdom.

Screw subtle. Get "Eat Me" tattooed on your belly and we'll go from there. ~
LukkyKnight

I'm at the end of my small infatuation with you. Took less time than I expected. ~
Cleo32

I feel chemistry between us. The name is Bond, Covalent Bond. Would you like to share an electron? ~
Lady Christabel

Shit fire and save matches. I'm out of batteries for my vibe. ~
Raindear816

Can we post this silly thing now and get back to having phone sex? ~
EarthquakeMan



http://www.personales.com/grflib/scribbler.gifDon't Miss the Next Edition of the Literotica Tattler!

It's campaign season and The Tattler will bring you up close and personal insights into the candidates. In our next edition we'll have an advance preview of John Kerry's (Lit nic WaffleMan) spread in the Amateur Pic Forum. You'll see Kerry's limp noodle as he poses naked, wearing only flip-flops. And The Tattler will have an exclusive interview with the always zany Vice-President Dick Cheney (Lit nic PuppetMaster) as he recounts the hilarious evening when he first shaved a bush.



Unavailable at newstands everywhere, The Literotica Tattler is published with 100% recyclable material.
 
EarthquakeMan said:
Letter From the Editors

Literotica has twelve Irish Bars and no newspapers. We seek to remedy that by publishing The Tattler, Lit's paper of record. Ably assisted by my lovely and talented co-editor Elizabeth (Lit nic P3) we'll search the corners of Lit for important news and publish The Tattler whenever we aren't busy having phone sex.



http://www.personales.com/grflib/scribbler.gif Welcome Wagon

A regular feature of The Tattler will be to welcome Lit newcomers. In this edition we extend our hearty greetings to Edwarlife. As Ed explains in his profile he enjoys gourmet vegetarian cooking, writing, and hiking. He also had his first orgasm humping a woman's thigh, aspires to lick Kate Winslet's armpits, enjoys women with cellulite and men with small penises, savors the aroma of a clean ass or a stinky pussy, and licks his own balls. We welcome Ed to the Lit Community and hope he has fun here in the few remaining days before he is arrested.

http://www.personales.com/grflib/scribbler.gif Name that Litizen!

We at the Tattler like games. For our inaugural edition we present "Name that Litizen!" Name this week's mystery Litizen and receive a free chalupa from our proud sponsor Taco Bell - Think outside the bun, spanking is fun!

Our mystery Litizen's quote: "smiling dotdotdotdot lady of ny dotdotdotdot smiling dotdotdotdot you are special dotdotdotdot kissing you dotdotdotdot smiling dotdotdotdot lady of nc dotdotdotdot you are special dotdotdotdot smiling dotdotdotdot you are all special dotdotdotdot dotdotdotdot dotdotdotdot smiling dot."


http://www.personales.com/grflib/scribbler.gif Best Lit Blurts

The Tattler is proud to present the best of Lit's wit and wisdom.

Screw subtle. Get "Eat Me" tattooed on your belly and we'll go from there. ~
LukkyKnight

I'm at the end of my small infatuation with you. Took less time than I expected. ~
Cleo32

I feel chemistry between us. The name is Bond, Covalent Bond. Would you like to share an electron? ~
Lady Christabel

Shit fire and save matches. I'm out of batteries for my vibe. ~
Raindear816

Can we post this silly thing now and get back to having phone sex? ~
EarthquakeMan



http://www.personales.com/grflib/scribbler.gifDon't Miss the Next Edition of the Literotica Tattler!

It's campaign season and The Tattler will bring you up close and personal insights into the candidates. In our next edition we'll have an advance preview of John Kerry's (Lit nic WaffleMan) spread in the Amateur Pic Forum. You'll see Kerry's limp noodle as he poses naked, wearing only flip-flops. And The Tattler will have an exclusive interview with the always zany Vice-President Dick Cheney (Lit nic PuppetMaster) as he recounts the hilarious evening when he first shaved a bush.



Unavailable at newstands everywhere, The Literotica Tattler is published with 100% recyclable material.



I'd like a years subscription please.

Mystery Litzen is redrider4u...simple.. can you not think of a better prize than a chalupa though? I can get one of those anytime I want...for free..
 
What does it take to become a reporter on your rag? (no offense intended)
 
SweetBrie said:
I'd like a years subscription please.

Mystery Litzen is redrider4u...simple.. can you not think of a better prize than a chalupa though? I can get one of those anytime I want...for free..


*Making a note of request for subscription.*


Got it right on the nose Brie and we've agree to substitute the chalupa for 2 free tickets to the Literotica Amusment Park. (To be built in the year 2006) ;)
 
Woo hooo. Sounds like fun. I suppose I should have let somebody else guess the mystery litzen.
 
i'll take a year's subscription as well please ..and if ya need any advice columnists ..welll ..Dont cumm lookin here lol:D :devil:
 
cookiejar said:
What does it take to become a reporter on your rag? (no offense intended)


A good eye for the news and gossip on Lit and working for peanuts doesn't hurt...:D
 
~Dream~ said:
i'll take a year's subscription as well please ..and if ya need any advice columnists ..welll ..Dont cumm lookin here lol:D :devil:


Ok, that's two subscriptions to date.


Thanks Dream, that was funny. Don't like giving advice or just don't think you any good at it? :eek:
 
Another subscriber here!

It's a great idea, and will be extremely helpful to those (like me) who don't seem to get much time online these days.

Good luck to both of you with this new and daring adventure!:D
 
SweetBrie said:
Woo hooo. Sounds like fun. I suppose I should have let somebody else guess the mystery litzen.


Can tell you aren't too excited about the trip to the amusement part Miss Brie. ;) Might you have any suggestions as to what the prize should be for the paper's contest? Any help our readers give is greatly appreciated.
 
Re: Another subscriber here!

JennyOmanHill said:
It's a great idea, and will be extremely helpful to those (like me) who don't seem to get much time online these days.

Good luck to both of you with this new and daring adventure!:D


Thanks Jenny, very nice to see you and we hope that you continue to enjoy all that the paper has to offer.
 
*humbly bows before the talent of the Lit Tattler Staff*

reckon I could get some complimentary batteries since my name appeared in the first issue?:D

Great Job E and Michael HUGS!


Oh is this just new pertaining to the playground or Lit in general? Cuz I got some spillage if you're interseted...my fee will of course be batteries:p!!!
 
P3 said:
After confering with Michael, we are both highly in agreement on hiring you. When can ya start? :D



As soon as possible, where am I needed? Gossip Columnist? Advice Guru? Or as Michael so ably put it War correspondent on the GB?
 
A flurry of subscriptions! And so soon! And I was looking forward to a lazy summer poolside. ;)

Brie, Dream, and Jenny - we'll be delivering your Tattler in a plain brown wrapper so as not to alarm your neighbors.

Cookie: Hired!

Ash, as I mentioned to Cookie we may be seeking a war correspondent to don a flak vest (or go topless) behind the lines on the General Board to report back on their peculiar and often violent culture. The job pays two batteries an hour. That enough to keep you charged?
 
Raindear816 said:
*humbly bows before the talent of the Lit Tattler Staff*

reckon I could get some complimentary batteries since my name appeared in the first issue?:D

Great Job E and Michael HUGS!


Oh is this just new pertaining to the playground or Lit in general? Cuz I got some spillage if you're interseted...my fee will of course be batteries:p!!!


Of course my dear friend, we would be most interested and no we are not confining it the playground.

And since one of our very newest sponsers is in batteries they truly are free for ya. lol
 
cookiejar said:
As soon as possible, where am I needed? Gossip Columnist? Advice Guru? Or as Michael so ably put it War correspondent on the GB?

Cookie da Correspondent at Large. Free to roam, shovel in hand.

Deal?
 
EarthquakeMan said:
A flurry of subscriptions! And so soon! And I was looking forward to a lazy summer poolside. ;)

Brie, Dream, and Jenny - we'll be delivering your Tattler in a plain brown wrapper so as not to alarm your neighbors.

Cookie: Hired!

Ash, as I mentioned to Cookie we may be seeking a war correspondent to don a flak vest (or go topless) behind the lines on the General Board to report back on their peculiar and often violent culture. The job pays two batteries an hour. That enough to keep you charged?
At that 2 battery an hour rate, yes, I reckon that'll keep me charged and then some...hell I may have enuff batteries for all my special toys;)
Originally posted by P3
Of course my dear friend, we would be most interested and no we are not confining it the playground.

And since one of our very newest sponsers is in batteries they truly are free for ya. lol
HOT DAYUM! Thanks E!
 
EarthquakeMan said:
The Literotica Tattler


all the spews that's fit to print

Two of my Very favorite people in Business together, while in Business together! (you did realize that phone sex is business, Now didnt you?) ~chuckle~
Now this is a good day to renew all subscriptions and start NEW ONES! count me in for a subscription!

*hugs-N-kisses* The Best of Luck you two on your new adventure

Yes Michael, Blessings to! *Smile*:rose:
 
P3 said:
Can tell you aren't too excited about the trip to the amusement part Miss Brie. ;) Might you have any suggestions as to what the prize should be for the paper's contest? Any help our readers give is greatly appreciated.

It wasn't the prize I'm not enthusiastic about. I know red personally so I knew who the mystery litzen is.
 
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