The Literotica Sex Drive

[Dillinger]

The combined height of the NBA's 348 players starting this season was 2,294 feet and 8 inches, or roughly twice the size of the Empire State Building...

I wonder what the combined sex drive of all the members of Literotica might be? Or be compared to?

What is the combined cock length of all the men on literotica?

What would be the combined cup size of all the women on literotica?

 

[Jade]

Wow... if only my statistics course had info like this... *sigh*

 

[jcgirl]

Ohhhhh Next do we get to try to make the biggest pizza or something, or I know what, how about the largest ball of string.......please? Can we can we can we?

 

[Angel]

DAMNIT DILL

I thought you were like...selling your bod or something when I saw the thread

 

[Dillinger]

Re: DAMNIT DILL

I thought you were like...selling your bod or something when I saw the thread

Are you bidding? *grin*

 

[Angel]

I bid one slice :-D

 

[scylis]

must be time for another Auction..

 

[Dillinger]

I bid one slice :-D

But I already told you... I want the whole pie!

 

[Angel]

Now now, everyone gets a chance to eat

 

[Dillinger]

Does that mean its a buffet? *weg*

 

[Angel]

It can if you want it to be

 

[Dillinger]

All you can eat? Or should I say all I can eat? *putting on my bib* OK!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Let's look at this with a sceintific eye......

Sex drive - libido - desire for sex. Desire for orgasim. Ease of acheiving orgasim.

All equate to energy. Electro-human energy.

But how to "measure" that sexual energy - the combined sexual energy of all those who harbor such strong sexual energy - those who haunt these boards????

How do you do that??????

I know - remember - "Hand's Around the World?"

Yeah sure, we'll all agree on a time - one second in time - and then we'll all masterbate and achieve orgasim at that same second in time - thus energizing the planet with the combined sexual power of us all.

Muhuhahaha!

But what would actually happen - if we all came at once?

Wouldn't that be pretty messey? Gooey? River's of cum? Gosh! It could be like the Ice Age only - well yuck-city.

Might the earth explode? Implode? Who knows?

What time should we set?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

PS.....

Called: Hand's on Crotches Around the World.

Or....

Stinky Fingers Across the Globe.

 

[Dillinger]

" Yeah sure, we'll all agree on a time - one second in time - and then we'll all masterbate and achieve orgasim at that same second in time - thus energizing the planet with the combined sexual power of us all. "

Nice to meet you Sparky. I do believe you've got the right idea here. I think we should pick a day, a time... use this thread - or start a new one... and do exactly that - and every can post what their doing... one giant cyber orgy culminating in everyone cumming at once. Who knows, it could be powerful enough to finally bring about world piece... uh, I mean peace.

 

[Angel]

Hey Dill, can I have a piece?

 

[Dillinger]

A piece of the orgy? The orgasm? Of course... have several if you like...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah we could also call it....

"The Big Gang Bang Theory"

 

[Angel]

A piece of the orgy? The orgasm? Of course... have several if you like...

Thanks I need one

 

[Dillinger]

So... I pose the question once more - to a fairly new crowd...

I wonder what the combined sex drive of all the members of Literotica might be? Or be compared to?

What is the combined cock length of all the men on literotica?

What would be the combined cup size of all the women on literotica?

And I will add...

Has the cock length increased more by percentage - not just because of the larger number of members?

And the cup size? I think there has been an influx of large breasted women over the past few months. Or is that wishful thinking? Would the cup size of the newest members out weigh that of the more senior members?

 

[KillerMuffin]

My boobs hurt and I want a dose of Gnufi.

Other than that mine weigh about a ton apiece. Add that to your statistics.

One does wonder whats the average pussy depth, though.

 

[Dillinger]

I've heard rumors of Gnufi's imminent return... perhaps if you believe enough... so maybe... if you all ... clap if you believe in Gnufi... a little sprinking of Gnufi cock is all it takes...

So... we've got two tons for KM's Tits... who wants to add to the total?

Pussy depth... this is important for those of us more then a bit extra endowed, so to speak... because full penetration is quite important... at least Gnufi tells me so...