KillerMuffin
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Our hero, SuperRennypoo and his Mighty Spork of Justice, is patrolling the streets of our peaceful burg, Literoticaville, to see that Criminals Everywhere learn their lesson at the hands of his Mighty Spork of Justice.
Elsewhere this very night, the nefarious villian, KidRock1 and the Pussy Mullet Gang, have snuck into Literoticaville to bedevil and arouse the ire of our local residents. What will our hero do? Can he save Literoticaville for these vile villains? Will his Spork, though Mighty and of Justice, be any match for the AquaNet Shellacked Pussy Mullets of Kid Rock and his gang?
Kid Rock and his Pussy Mullets converge on an unsuspecting thread on a quiet street. Their aim? Cause confuse and anger so that the residents will uproariously take arms to their pathetic, lifeless board.
"Sexythang, you go buy me some beer and we'll take over this here house and Mullettize all the residents.*" Kid Rock spits to his main squeeze.
"Unhand that Post Reply, vile villain! It is I, Renegade and my Mighty Spork of Justice! I will stop you before you can hijack another thread and ruin the day of the citizens of Literoticaville!"
"Quick! Kevvypiddles! Here's some of that AquaNet! You're coming a little undone in the back!*" Sexy Thang throws a the bottle of industrial strength hairspray/flame thrower, to her laughingly-endowed lover.
"Cease and desist, evil-doers!" Rennypoo, in a heroic move, throws his Mighty Spork of Justice at the industrial strength hairspray/flame thrower as it flies through the air toward the evil Kid Rock.
"I'ma catchin' it!*" Kid Rock howls.
"You already caught the clap!*" Sexy Thang screeches.
"I meant that AquaNet!*"
"AAAHHHHHHH!!!*" wails the PussyMullet Gang.
SuperRennyPoo holds himself with supreme confidence.
The Mighty Spork of Justice is about to strike down the can of industrial strength hair spray/flame thrower. Will it be enough? Can one Spork be Mighty enough to take down the vile plottings of the PussyMullet Gang???
*Translated from dork. -ed.
Tune in next post for the conclusion of the first in a limited edition of the Literotica Comic Book, the SuperRennyPoo and His Mighty Spork of Justice printing.
Elsewhere this very night, the nefarious villian, KidRock1 and the Pussy Mullet Gang, have snuck into Literoticaville to bedevil and arouse the ire of our local residents. What will our hero do? Can he save Literoticaville for these vile villains? Will his Spork, though Mighty and of Justice, be any match for the AquaNet Shellacked Pussy Mullets of Kid Rock and his gang?
Kid Rock and his Pussy Mullets converge on an unsuspecting thread on a quiet street. Their aim? Cause confuse and anger so that the residents will uproariously take arms to their pathetic, lifeless board.
"Sexythang, you go buy me some beer and we'll take over this here house and Mullettize all the residents.*" Kid Rock spits to his main squeeze.
"Unhand that Post Reply, vile villain! It is I, Renegade and my Mighty Spork of Justice! I will stop you before you can hijack another thread and ruin the day of the citizens of Literoticaville!"
"Quick! Kevvypiddles! Here's some of that AquaNet! You're coming a little undone in the back!*" Sexy Thang throws a the bottle of industrial strength hairspray/flame thrower, to her laughingly-endowed lover.
"Cease and desist, evil-doers!" Rennypoo, in a heroic move, throws his Mighty Spork of Justice at the industrial strength hairspray/flame thrower as it flies through the air toward the evil Kid Rock.
"I'ma catchin' it!*" Kid Rock howls.
"You already caught the clap!*" Sexy Thang screeches.
"I meant that AquaNet!*"
"AAAHHHHHHH!!!*" wails the PussyMullet Gang.
SuperRennyPoo holds himself with supreme confidence.
The Mighty Spork of Justice is about to strike down the can of industrial strength hair spray/flame thrower. Will it be enough? Can one Spork be Mighty enough to take down the vile plottings of the PussyMullet Gang???
*Translated from dork. -ed.
Tune in next post for the conclusion of the first in a limited edition of the Literotica Comic Book, the SuperRennyPoo and His Mighty Spork of Justice printing.
