The Literotica Bistro

KillerMuffin

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Now offering fine dining to Literotica Patrons and their guests

For a delictable lunch the Literotica Chef suggests you direct your attention to our lovely Spam Fricasse. Created with a superb eye for detail and a subtle blending of imported spices to mingle with the conniving meat of spam. A choice selection of the freshest vegetables accompany this delicious luncheon fare. We offer a selection of wines, including a lovely chardonnay house wine.

For a much more robust repast, the Literotica Chef recommends his specialty, Roasted Troll with Spring Onion. Marinated for days in a sauce specially created by our Chef just for this coarse cut of meat, the troll is slow roasted at a low temperature to baste in it's own juices for the tenderest preperation possible. Accompanied by a lightly creamed potato with fresh snipped chives and a hearty merlot, this meal is sure to please the most discerning palate.
 
Help! I feel so lost! Whats a troll..............and why cant we just have pizza?
 
Geez at my house it's only Spam and rice....

LOL!! I'll take a #7 no tomato, diet coke and an m&m's whirly thingy, thanks!!

Not even a beer here *sigh*
 
Hmm, smoking... that would explain the munchies.

Pizza anyone?
 
Pizza? I love Pizza

Make mine with ham, italian sausage, chicken, green peppers, and extra onions. I take a root beer with that thanks.
 
Ugh, skip the green peppers, please.

Make mine pepperoni with extra pepperoni. ;D
 
I'll have the Suspicious Soup, please, and just leave a few bottles of the merlot . . .
 
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