The Lit-Oscar goes to...

[pipercatt]

Sillyman, for his portrayal of the beaten wifey in the thread "Sillyman is my apple dumpling"

 

[Sillyman]

This award means a lot to me... I would like to say thank you to everyone who ever encouraged me to try to be the twisted fuck that I am, as well as to all the people who didn't and made me want to be more so because of sheer perversity. I would also like to thank my mom and dad for deciding that they could use the rythym method. Thank you!

 

[red_rose]

I'm the one who smacked you around and made you my bitch.

Don't I deserve special thanks??

 

[pipercatt]

whatta coinky-dink, Silly...my parents used the persussion method for years, until they got into the horn section.

 

[red_rose]

whatta coinky-dink, Silly...my parents used the persussion method for years, until they got into the horn section.

Is that when your mom started learning how to blow...

...oh, nevermind.

 

[Sillyman]

I believe my kinky bastard parents moved onto the string section....

 

[pipercatt]

Is that when your mom started learning how to blow...

...oh, nevermind.

Well, my dad wanted to be a conductor, but his wand wasn't pointy enuff.

 

[red_rose]

TMI!

 

[pipercatt]

TMI!