The Lit is like...thread...

[sufisaint]

Lit is like the car accident on the other side of the road...you just have to look and see some horror if your lucky. Your turn...

 

[dg]

Lit is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

 

[Learnsmith]

Lit is like the men's room at a leather party: dicks and assholes abound, and they just can't wait to find each other.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Lit is like the men's room at a leather party: dicks and assholes abound, and they just can't wait to find each other.

hahahahahaha

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Lit is like a shit sandwich party tray with everyone avoiding gluten and carbs.

 

[sufisaint]

Lit is like running into an old flame..and being so grateful that you dodged that bullet...

 

[sufisaint]

Lit is like going home for Thanksgiving...only to find your parents have gone vegan and you just spent all your fucking frequent flyer miles for tofu turkey...

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Lit is like a Greyhound bus ride, and you end up sitting next to the guy who had a laryngectomy and uses a vibrator to talk.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Lit is like going home for Thanksgiving...only to find your parents have gone vegan and you just spent all your fucking frequent flyer miles for tofu turkey...

...and fake crust pumpkin pie with fake whip cream.

 

[Tryharder62]

Lit is like the cherry on the top of an ice cream sundae...no explanation required.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Lit is like a quadruple amputee prostitute at a donkey show. Fun to watch at first, then you feel bad, but damnit you spent $5 to watch so you stay.

 

[Garnate]

Lit is that cousin you KNOW you shouldn't be making out with but you do it anyway and feel horrible about it for the rest of your life.

 

[SuprSalor]

Lit is like two dogs fucking.... you try not to look..

 

[sufisaint]

Lit is like finally meeting the person you been chatting with on a dating site ...and realizing why all the pictures were fuzzy head shots...

 

[sufisaint]

Lit is like coming on to lit after a long absence and finding the whole first page of GB full of the chat is down, does penis size matter, is cyber really cheating, can you find this story and political threads...

 

[Wife of Bath]

Lit is like going to a dinner party where half the town is invited but usually only a few of your friends show up and the rest are political assholes.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's like that new, trendy bar that everyone wants to get into and when you finally do get in, the cool kids have all the tables and you couldn't get a drink to save your life.

 

[Wife of Bath]

It's like that new, trendy bar that everyone wants to get into and when you finally do get in, the cool kids have all the tables and you couldn't get a drink to save your life.

Ha! Yes. This.

 

[sufisaint]

Lit is like finally taking that trip to Europe, getting on the plane and having a really hot guy or girl sit next to you and then some drunk obnoxious over talkative asshole come over and take their seat because thats really their seat...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

 

[sufisaint]

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Or like dating joey from fullhouse and being upset because he broke up with you...wtf..

 

[Libsam]

The Lit is like this song

Butthole Surfers - Pepper




Edit: oops, wrote GB instead of Lit