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The Lit House: WTF am I doing here????

celiaKitten

celiaKitten

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k .. this house is sucking me in. I did the dishes today, in someone else's house ... :confused:

Ravenloft just came home from work, cuddling a ham :confused:

Xander whines about needing a backrub .. constantly... :rolleyes: and then scares the bjesus out of me in that damn testosterone mobile. ...

NSW keeps falling asleep in the bathtub .. :eek:

NS has mullet ...........



Lord help me ... these things aren't so strange anymore ..
:confused: :confused:
 
celiaKitten said:
Ravenloft just came home from work, cuddling a ham :confused:
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:eek:

If he suddenly drops his pants while cuddling the ham, grab an umbrella and duck because he's gonna blow his load.
 
Just buy a nice big package of rubber gloves to give Rave. If he has to ask why, just tell him you wanted him to practice safe sex.
 
Renegade said:
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If he suddenly drops his pants while cuddling the ham, grab an umbrella and duck because he's gonna blow his load.
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If that actually happened, it would be because I found a ham with more than just a striking resembalence to your ass, butter cup.
 
Gilly Bean said:
Just buy a nice big package of rubber gloves to give Rave. If he has to ask why, just tell him you wanted him to practice safe sex.
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Don't make me go out and buy you a bottle of FRESH PAK for your collection of Cucumbers, you little rat!
 
You saucy little tramp! Now I know why you haven't been returning my calls.
 
Ravenloft said:


Don't make me go out and buy you a bottle of FRESH PAK for your collection of Cucumbers, you little rat!
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OoOOooo Stocking stuffers for ME!!!
 
Ravenloft said:
Yeah, why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free man!
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You've been talking to your lesbian Grandma again, haven't you??
 
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Ravenloft said:


I mearly cuddled in self defence!
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Ahem ... there was definately some love in that cuddle ...;)
 
Nobody Special's wife said:
And all the men think I'm the crazy one in the house:confused:
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At least you have the excuse of pregnancy and fluxuating hormones ... what's their excuse?!???:confused:
 
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Mistress said:


He ALWAYS whines about needing a backrub!
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Well, he reciprocates, so it's all good to me.
 
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Nobody Special's wife said:




but what about my back rub damnit!!:(
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Sheesh! I come for a visit a few times and now I'm the in-house massuse or something?!?

Damn, and I thought I was just the live-in Molly Maid ;)
 
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celiaKitten said:


Ahem ... there was definately some love in that cuddle ...;)
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BECAUSE IT REMINDED ME OF REN'S ASS! DAMN IT!

Er... Did I just say that out loud? FUCK!
 
LOL ... Raven ... you make me laugh:) Merry Christmas!!!!!

(and remember .. drunken dancing .. I'm serious!!!)
 
To hell with the drunken dancing, just bring me Marshmallow rice squares, DAMN IT!

Cause they're... SWELL!
 
Ravenloft said:
To hell with the drunken dancing, just bring me Marshmallow rice squares, DAMN IT!

Cause they're... SWELL!
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*ahem* what do you think I'm getting you for Christmas?????

Whoops .. :eek: I think I wasn't supposed to say that out loud..
 
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