The Lit Academy Awards

[Rick DeVille]

Where would television be without Award Shows? It’s time Literotica presented a Lit Academy Awards show, obviously called The Laurels.

Categories for nomination could include:

Best Witty Poster
Best Supporting Witty Poster
Best Intelligent Poster
Best Supporting Intelligent Poster
Most Irritating Obnoxious Poster etc etc, I’m sure many other and more creative nominations could be thought of.

Other questions, who would host the show (PC, DCL or Miles spring to mind) and who would announce the nominations and present the Laurels? The possibilities are endless.

Nominees would be allowed the following tag in their signatures: Lit Award Nominee ™ while winners could have a little Laurel statue in their sig line. There are many marketing possibilities here.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the nominees for the Useless Fucked Up Poster Award are……


http://store5.yimg.com/I/greatorientalgifts_1671_4391793

 

[Cath!]

There is a whooooooooooole long thread on this somewhere...matter of fact...I think I posted it...but as *bratcat*..I will see if I can dig it up and link it here for you...

 

[Mischka]

As if sig lines didn't take up enough space. Here's a more managable size, if this thing ever gets off the ground (though I expect it to go down in flames like the last few attempts. I can already hear the "Wah! No one pays attention to me!" brigade...)

 

[cymbidia]

We just tried this in, like, October or something.
Let me sum it up for you:
The GB is pretty evenly split betwen those who feel this is just another excuse for people to gush on forever about their friends and nominate each other in all categories
-and-
those who think it sounds like fun
-and-
those who see it as just another list thread, good if you're one of the popular people, not so good if you're not. (It was around this time that lavy came up with her "Big Fish" theory, remember?)

Anyway, i *hate* sounding like (and feeling like) one of theose world-weary old-school posters who bemoan the fact that we already DID that and we already discussed THAT and there's never anything new but in this case, and this case only... we just did this one, Rick.

However, new faces, new energy, new categories, new voices!
You go, Rick.

 

[Cath!]

here ya go...a starting point for you to work with!!

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=51628

 

[sexy-girl]

yep this idea and thead sounded really good but just ended up being a bit of a bad idea


and i must admit since then i kinda have gone off the idea of list threads


but if it was done right then maybe be a good idea ... rick if you want to do it i think the only way it will work is if one person makes all the descisions

 

[Renegade]

Most Irritating Obnoxious Poster

Finally! Something I actually have a decent chance at winning the award for.

 

[Flame]

There are many new faces on the board that this could be very interesting.

Mind you, there will be plenty of nominations for the Most Irritating Obnoxious poster.

I say go for it Rick.

 

[lilminx]

Most irritating obnoxious poster?

Finally! Something I actually have a decent chance at winning the award for.

I can think of some who deserve that reward far more than you.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I nominate Modest Mouse as the Most Thought-Provoking Poster.

Problem Child as the Funniest. He doesn't throw them out as much as he used to, but he's still got it.

Marxist gets Best Supporting Funniest. Even when it's not his thread, he manages to say something that cracks me up.

Girl is Best All-Around Newbie. Yeah, I know, she's my friend, but she's intelligent, interesting and has opinions. I like that in a woman.

Best Female Flirt is a toss-up between perky baby and Juicylips. They are both world-class cock teasers and classy ladies to boot.

Best Male Flirt would have to be Dillinger. Ladies, this is one man who's monster cock never gets soft.

Most Nurturing would go to cymbidia. She is always there for anybody who needs a shoulder to cry on and has opened up her heart and soul to us.

Best Christian on a Porn Board would be a tie between Todd and STG.

Most Controversial? Do I even need to say her name? Cath!



Ok, that's all I have time for now.

 

[wolfy]

Cym knows how I stand on this issue.

We just tried this in, like, October or something.
Let me sum it up for you:
The GB is pretty evenly split betwen those who feel this is just another excuse for people to gush on forever about their friends and nominate each other in all categories
-and-
those who think it sounds like fun
-and-
those who see it as just another list thread, good if you're one of the popular people, not so good if you're not. (

I would say between catagory
1 and
3

leaning more towards 3

 

[Siren]

Oops hahaha

 

[Xander]

Damn you Siren, and here I thought that Wolfy really had made a reappearance!!

 

[Cath!]

Most Controversial? Do I even need to say her name? Cath!

ooohh...I like that one!! Thanks!

 

[Siren]

He Did Xandie

 

[Guest]

Rubyfruit and Cath? biggest whore? How do we decide? Flip a coin?

 

[YogiBare]

Ruby,

You've got to win, hands down, for Newbie of the Year for 2001. i've never seen anybody take a sight by storm like you have!

PC's got to win for funniest, and I'd probably vote for him in the exalted title of Poster of the Year. I wish that he was around more. And Marxsist has my vote for funniest supporting poster, too.

Most controversial male poster would be a tough contest between Rick, p_p_man, and Koala/registered ^^.

And last, but not least, the Most Unlikely Troll cameo appearence award would go overwhelmingly to Lavy in her brief, though critically acclaimed appearance as SexyNess.

 

[YogiBare]

Unregistered ...

go suck an egg

 

[Guest]

Re: Ruby,

 

[perks]

Best Female Flirt is a toss-up between perky baby and Juicylips. They are both world-class cock teasers and classy ladies to boot.

gracias chula.....what a great category and damn to be paired with Juicy.....Yowza, what a compliment, thanks.

 

[TheDR4KE]

Best Female Flirt is a toss-up between perky baby and Juicylips. They are both world-class cock teasers and classy ladies to boot.

Perky is a cock teaser?

Learn something every day ;-)

Drake

 

[Mischka]

And last, but not least, the Most Unlikely Troll cameo appearence award would go overwhelmingly to Lavy in her brief, though critically acclaimed appearance as SexyNess.

SEXXYNESS was a two person endeavor - lavender and Never. She emerged right after Never joined the Lavyland Ranch. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.