The Lisa Denton International Roast.

[ABSTRUSE]

Lisa is rather new to the threads...

Piling logs and kindling...

but she appears to have a rather twisted sense of humor...

Lighting the kindling and blowing on it....

She's made a few fans here so I thought we might take this time to properly 'roast' her.

Flames getting higher...fire nice and hot.....

What can you say, those Texans can pack a lot of bullshit in a small space.

mixing up bar-b-que sauce.

She's even being adopted by Perdita....

 

[Guest]

She's a weird one, that's for sure.

Helping Abs to fan the flames...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

She's a weird one, that's for sure.

Helping Abs to fan the flames...

Horny little bitch too!!!

setting places at the table....

 

[cloudy]

She's a weird one, that's for sure.

Helping Abs to fan the flames...

But we like sick puppies here.

will this fire go for four days too?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I hope that fire was built with sex toys rather than wood. If it burns low I can donate a few that have sadly, gone to electric heaven

-Colly

 

[ABSTRUSE]

But we like sick puppies here.

will this fire go for four days too?

She is quite sick, she has more toys than a major toy chain.

I have plenty of wood, we can go for a week.

 

[Guest]

I bet she tastes real good, though!

Putting in teeth, ready for a nibble...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I bet she tastes real good, though!

Putting in teeth, ready for a nibble...

Dammit Lou....let her cook a bit, this is a slow roast!!!

 

[cloudy]

I bet she tastes real good, though!

Putting in teeth, ready for a nibble...

You might think so - I hear she has a thing for spiders......and Og's cake.

bite hard, Lou dear.

 

[Guest]

Dammit Lou....let her cook a bit, this is a slow roast!!!

I like 'em raw. Nothing better than the feel of blood dripping down my chin.

Oh, Cloudy, my love, I intend to...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You might think so - I hear she has a thing for spiders......and Og's cake.

bite hard, Lou dear.

Hey cloudy, you cannibals love this kind of thing!!

Opening a cold beer and poking at the fire....

 

[Remec]

Lisa is rather new to the threads...

Piling logs and kindling...

but she appears to have a rather twisted sense of humor...

Lighting the kindling and blowing on it....

She's made a few fans here so I thought we might take this time to properly 'roast' her.

Flames getting higher...fire nice and hot.....

What can you say, those Texans can pack a lot of bullshit in a small space.

mixing up bar-b-que sauce.

She's even being adopted by Perdita....

Wow...that's mighty impressive...and reminds me, I need to go make meatloaf...save me some Lisa Denton though, pretty please...she seems very tasty...<wink>

 

[cloudy]

Hey cloudy, you cannibals love this kind of thing!!

Opening a cold beer and poking at the fire....

I know

throw me one of those beers, they go good with roast

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: The Lisa Denton International Roast.

save me some Lisa Denton though

Bahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

That phrase tickled me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I hope we have enough, Where's Og?
I wonder if she can communicate with spiders now...LOL.

adding more sauce...throwing beers to all....

 

[Lisa Denton]

What The hell is this?

I went to eat and I come back and a bunch of cannibals is eating me, which I wouldn't mind except you're trying to cook me first. Who's idea was this? Somebodies gonna get it!!!!! You all have not seen me mad yet!!! I'm gonna take names and kick butt!!!

 

[Guest]

What The hell is this?

I went to eat and I come back and a bunch of cannibals is eating me, which I wouldn't mind except you're trying to cook me first. Who's idea was this? Somebodies gonna get it!!!!! You all have not seen me mad yet!!! I'm gonna take names and kick butt!!!

My God! You are so sexy when you're mad.

Lou - Lisa fan.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lisa reminds me of a light on Broadway....one of the dim ones.

cracks open another beer while turning the spit...

 

[Remec]

What The hell is this?

I went to eat and I come back and a bunch of cannibals is eating me, which I wouldn't mind except you're trying to cook me first. Who's idea was this? Somebodies gonna get it!!!!! You all have not seen me mad yet!!! I'm gonna take names and kick butt!!!

Promise?

I mean...um...who's cooking? I thought the fire was for warming the barbecue sauce. Then Abs would coat your lovely body with it and everyone would help clean you up...without towels or any other sort of wipe except for hands and tongues...

But I could be wrong...<g><wink>

 

[Lisa Denton]

Oh yea!!!!! Well....... uh ......... you all just keep postin!!!! I am takin down these names. You are marking yourselves for trouble, TEXAS TROUBLE!!! Where's my damn boots? Abs you started this didn't you? I knew it was you!! Why is all these other people's here? Where is my Mommy P.? Help!!!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well,

bends down and lights a cigarette off of Lisa's shoulder....

we are supposed to be saying nice things about her, but we can't think of any.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

What's this... Bar-B-Lisa. Sounds lovely. Oh, good, I see all you ladies are already.... um... fanning the flames. Not that Lisa needs much fanning... she usually on fire anyway.


Cracking open a Corona, getting a lime...

 

[cloudy]

Oh yea!!!!! Well....... uh ......... you all just keep postin!!!! I am takin down these names. You are marking yourselves for trouble, TEXAS TROUBLE!!! Where's my damn boots? Abs you started this didn't you? I knew it was you!! Why is all these other people's here? Where is my Mommy P.? Help!!!!!!

I don't scare very easily. Come closer, Lisa, and try to scare me again.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I don't scare very easily. Come closer, Lisa, and try to scare me again.

Cloudy I'm gonna scare your damn panties off!!!! Whathefuc? Wait a minute!!!! Why does that damn duck want a lime? Hey!!!! I don't get into fruitsex!!!!!!!!

 

[cloudy]

Cloudy I'm gonna scare your damn panties off!!!! Whathefuc? Wait a minute!!!! Why does that damn duck want a lime? Hey!!!! I don't get into fruitsex!!!!!!!!

What panties?