The Lil-Brandi game.......

[Sparky Kronkite]

The first person - mail or female - who can prove to me that they've cybered with Lil-Brandi..... to fruition.....

Will be recognized and honored here - as doing so.

(We just want the details.)

Right folks?

[Hmmm. I could have taken this a step further and put up bounty but I thought that in bad taste.]

BRING ME THE SOILED PANTIES OF LIL-BRANDI!!!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oh, so sorry!!!!

It's male of course.

 

[Expertise]

......and the severed head of Barry Manilow

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Barry Manhole....

Down at the Copa Cabanna.

Him and his bannana.

Looks like we made it.

 

[Gavin the juggling monkey]

someone mention bananas???

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I've been thinking......

About Lil-Brandi's type - her type of man - the one she allows to steal her heart.

And I've been thinking about the ones she allows to be infrequent partners in her infrequent erotic adventures.

Two types of guys - but there could be one who may have the qualities of both.

Given that she's hit up on all the time by cads and bounders - not to mention red-neck horn dogs - men, your average street walking version, probably don't do a whole lot for her. It's my hunch that if she didn't have a naturally, genetically driven sex drive - she might leave men alone all together. I mean she's probably been hit up on by uncle's and shit since she was 12.

So, for any man to break through that baggage and snag her ass - well he's got to be pretty special in her world.

He's got to be like her dad - only younger of course. But not too young. Brandi's thoughts are older than her birth years would lead you to beleive - so she needs a mature man. My guess is a man about 10 years older than she is.

He's got to be confident of course - probably super confident. But he has to be cool about it - not brash. He has to be successful - make some reasonable bucks, have a decent car, slick clothes and good grooming and taste. Wit is a plus - my bet is that her dad is a hoot. So it would follow that "this lucky guy" would have to be pretty clever.

So, the few guys she's had - I figure they hit on many of the cylinders expressed above - but not all. All the fling guys - or short term lovers - they fall short in one of these major categoires.

There are guys like this out there - but they don't grow on trees. In the end she of course will find a guy that fits the bill - a guy very much like her.

[This is all just a hunch and exercise in creativity - nothing more, nothing less. Just some morning spew from the Spark man.]

 

[Ambrosious]

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Ambro

 

[Ambrosious]

Jusp

What?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Around here we have a saying, it goes like this . . .

"Suuuure guy" the unsaid conclusion is 'like that's ever gonna happen'

 

[Ambrosious]

Juspa

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... yeah.

 

[TonyG]

Ambro & Sparky

I'm posting this in both of these Lil-Brandi type threads.

I believe we have actually chased her away. Her last post was a casual one on the 23rd, however her posts from the 20th is why I think she might have left.

If you read you will see she was VERY UPSET about people emailing her crude remarks about her picture and life. I think once again the not too thoughtful people have claimed another victim.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=22478

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I would hope that's not the case....

I never thought she was anything other than what she said -she seemed very nice and sincere to me. To pretend that stuff, to that degree and fool ole Sparky here would be a masterful stroke that I know is a difficult thing to do.

I hope she is not gone.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

1. Bugger, I'm starting to wonder Ambro, or mabey Tony, based on the list.

2. Lil Brandi just posted on SNAD. I hope she stays around.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

I must say...

nothing makes me smile more than when you see a thread that is started just about you! LOL (I hope if my head swells, it doesn't mess up my hair)

This is of course, by far, the most interesting I have seen though.

Oh guys, just in case you were going to say I didn't have panties on that night...I always wear them on a date! (giggling)