uncle jessie
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I would like to start a series of faux newspaper articles and headlines. They should read and sound like legit headlines from the New York Times or your local hometown newspaper, but with a twist. They are to be twisted, perverted or otherwise erotic stories and events ranging from local hometown gossip to national or international events. Sort of like The Onion, but an erotic version. I will start the first article just to get it going.
FREMONT HIGH TEACHER FOUND BOUND TO BUMPER OF CAR
A Fremont High english instructor was found unconscious this morning in a parking lot behind the school where she works. Her wrists were bound to the rear bumper of her Volvo station wagon, clothed only in torn satin panties. Her body was covered in bruises, a few minor cuts and abrasions, and what was described by bewildered detectives as "layers of dried semen". Her car was brokend into and some of her clothing and personal belongings were found scattered nearby. She was discovered by Jason Henning and his younger brother as they passed through the parking lot on their way to the adjacent Fremont Junior High. Hospital officials indicated that the victim is in stable condition. The identity of the teacher, who is said to be a caucasian female in her late twenties, has not been released pending further investigation. Calls were not returned immediately from school officials.
FREMONT HIGH TEACHER FOUND BOUND TO BUMPER OF CAR
A Fremont High english instructor was found unconscious this morning in a parking lot behind the school where she works. Her wrists were bound to the rear bumper of her Volvo station wagon, clothed only in torn satin panties. Her body was covered in bruises, a few minor cuts and abrasions, and what was described by bewildered detectives as "layers of dried semen". Her car was brokend into and some of her clothing and personal belongings were found scattered nearby. She was discovered by Jason Henning and his younger brother as they passed through the parking lot on their way to the adjacent Fremont Junior High. Hospital officials indicated that the victim is in stable condition. The identity of the teacher, who is said to be a caucasian female in her late twenties, has not been released pending further investigation. Calls were not returned immediately from school officials.
